Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only 000
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Nextdoor Poster: Has anyone noticed a suspicious looking guy wandering around with a cup? Lock your doors. Should I call the cops? Have you heard about the South American gangs of cup thieves? 020
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Make Way for Roast Ducklings 000
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July. 020
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Is anyone willing to be my friend? Asking for a friend. 020
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I think I have a good Heisenberg joke, but I can't be certain. 030
Reposted by Auntie EmJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Yes, I see a jungle. But I do not feel welcome to it. 2595
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed 391
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Don't even tell me about the expectations unless they're great 1182
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Don't even tell me about the boogaloo unless it's electric. 030
Reposted by Auntie EmJohn Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye. 12973968714520
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers 000
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 02/01/2026No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet. 020
Reposted by Auntie EmAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 10/12/2025JIM IT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH 161
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Thinking of adding "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to my email signature. 031
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Explain your username: Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit. 120
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Terrible timing. The fettuccine vaccine is so hard to get these days. 220
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 05/07/2025That poor guy stuck working the holiday weekend at Amazon must be exhausted? 041
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Dreams really do come true! (I dreamed I had eye crud.) 020
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Movie idea: A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other. 020
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Remembering the ever-patient Travis and the ever-diligent Millie. #puppy #love 010
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Me when my baked goods come out of the pan cleanly 110
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Doing my part for the resistance by pronouncing doge as doggie. 010
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I bet that girl from Ipanema just wants to take a walk in peace one day. 021
Reposted by Auntie Emthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Coming soon from the makers of Breadr™: NapKin™. For a $9.99 monthly subscription, the NapKin™ app will quickly identify which parts of your napkin have not been used yet, so you can stay clean at every meal. Napkins sold separately. 1121
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Three hearts has four likes. The epitome of Bluesky. 010
Auntie Em @emilygerber.bsky.social · 20/11/2024So it turns out that even when no one is watching, I can't dance like that. 021
