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Actually perfect for me then

I can’t click through without ruining my algorithm forever but I am dying to know what exactly they want a historian to do at ICE

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I don’t give a fuck who wins this series

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I haven’t joined any subreddits so the app just serves me whatever it thinks I’ll like and BOY was it right that I’d like to see a post on r/Habs asking if it’s true that there are “more Habs fans than Leafs fans in Toronto”

Screenshot of Phoebe from Friends with the text “and now people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment”

That was an extremely funny strike three to follow up “but you CAN’T hit him lower in the lineup, he’s SHOHEI OHTANI”

I support him but Contreras is going to get drilled into another dimension

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Dude is NESN doing the audio mixing on this fucking broadcast

The dumbest part of this “October” commercial is using the Victor Mesa Jr. homer for “right when you think it’s over.” The game was tied!

Max doesn’t like people food

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If Doyle looked at ME like this I would give him the entire bowl

White cat sitting on the floor looking up at the photographer (and her bowl of scallops)

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I obviously don’t expect Americans to know when Canadian Thanksgiving is but it’s objectively funny that I’ve seen two separate Reddit posts today with a pinned comment that’s like “Please stop reporting this as bait, the story is not “obviously old”, Canadian Thanksgiving is THIS weekend 🫩🫩🫩”

@lindseyadler.bsky.social not to be a reply guy on main but I saw this and instantly thought of you

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I knit half a baby sweater today. Good job everyone see you tomorrow

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Omg using Gemini to talk about baseball and the moon is an affront to me specifically

Demi Lovato GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER MEME

Mmm yeah I’m so sure that would be a balk with some other team batting

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Listening to Jeter wax poetic makes you 10x as happy the Yankees have barely been relevant since I was in high school

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Thanksgiving hot tip: this is the best pumpkin pie recipe on earth. Even people who don’t like pumpkin pie like this pie www.canadianliving.com/food/recipe/...

canadianliving.com

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Trying not to grow the game because no one wants to actually do this regularly

Did they just say Jesus parted the Red Sea

I would be as red as John Schneider

Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

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In 2017 I spent an hour in the library detailing to my new grad school friend who didn’t care about sports how much I loved William Nylander and how bad we needed to sign him. Eight years later we’re best friends and I was SOOOOO RIGHT

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If he hurries the pope could probably coin the Latin term for slider

Text from Mike: LOL. How do u say lay off the slider in latin

He is a total joy to watch

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I love William Nylander more than life itself

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Good of TBS to remind everyone that the 2015 Blue Jays invented fun

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I understand that they need to avoid the appearance of a pro-Leafs bias or whatever, but it seems hard to believe that every single team we play just so happens to have the cleanest game of their lives that night

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Bob is gonna love Robidas Island

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As someone from the east coast I cannot cope with the “Canada would have no culture without Quebec” “Quebec is older than Canada” “Quebec is the only unique culture in Canada” discourse that the algorithm is ragebaiting me with

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The “why won’t boomers and millennials retire” content HAS to be a psyop

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Bob is gonna love Robidas Island

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“This is a terrible time to be alive” okay, but consider

Text from me: I wonder if the Pope knows about crying Jordan

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