Sign in

emily bazoopa

@emilybazoopa.bsky.social
25 followers 32 following 134 posts

19

PostsRepliesMedia
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i only like gay people who are straight
031
Reposted by emily bazoopa
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
so sad to hear that fuck around guy found out
122
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the jeweled
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
where's the lawnmower man
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
deltarune 12 minutes ago
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
how do they keep missing? like you're an american for god's sake, learn how to fire a gun
021
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
lowkey hitting the big one this evening who is up for a bit of tomfoolery and bloodshed
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
rewrite of jeff the killer but he's just michael myers in halloween
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
femboy top (shirt)
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
marble hornets would've been a lot shorter if slender man had a gun
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
the trans genda
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
corndog
000
Reposted by emily bazoopa
cs127 @cs127.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
man this shit sucks
021
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
man this game sucks
A game of solitaire for Windows XP. The scoring mode is set to "Vegas", which means the score is read out in dollars. In this case, -$15961
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The constitution is coming for you
110
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
pee? nut? butt? er.......
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
life update: i'm spinning in my chair right now
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
huh
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
so sad to hear that fuck around guy found out
122
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i can't believe mozart has been dead for over 3 years 🥀
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
i refuse to believe that "theory" is actually spelled like that
100
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
deltarune yesterday
020
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
deltarune today
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
deltarune tomorrow
011
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
just trying to spread awareness 🪱❤️
010
Reposted by emily bazoopa
nicole 💖 @nicolestarlight.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
im such a girl!!!
051
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
non-binary people don't owe you androgyny, they owe you PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
terfs are absolutely wild cause it's like if someone called themselves a vegan but then you ask them about vegan stuff and they just tell you how much they fucking hate birds
011
Reposted by emily bazoopa
Party In The Front - Comms Closed @partyinthefront.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I wish ninjas would kidnap the president
2373
Reposted by emily bazoopa
liz duck-chong @lizduckchong.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Now is not the time to tell a trans person they’re valid. Now is the time to punch a transphobe.
1277
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
post
010
Reposted by emily bazoopa
cs127 @cs127.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
what if instead of saga musix he was called maga musix and instead of making music he complained about transsexuals on twitter
1132
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
not good enough to be a good boy not bad enough to be a bad bitch can i get an amen
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
shoutout to all my human followers, tough out there rn ❤️
100
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
listening to jack stauber is wild cause he'll sing some shit like "sumahedetochampagnetidifilipomon" and it hits you so hard that you just burst into tears
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Oil floats on water
1) wait for it to rain
2) cover yourself in piss
:(
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
i like to think of 😐 as the mildly bemused emoji
000
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
came across someone who had been turned inside out, saved the day by turning them inside out again
000
Reposted by emily bazoopa
Laura Beltran (Commissions Open) @laurabeltran2001.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Guys, since April has now begun, my family will need to pay rent by the 5th day. So if any of you are able to, please help #commissionsopen #commissions #ko-fi #mutualaid #commsopen
11719
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
where do they get the sky for the windows
010
Reposted by emily bazoopa
Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It could be worse,I could be french
10705
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i'm on a see @shoob-2000.bsky.social diet when i see @shoob-2000.bsky.social,, let's just say... i eated
010
Reposted by emily bazoopa
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I've been good give me estrogen
032
Reposted by emily bazoopa
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
repost this post to add 1 post to your post count (these fools don't know it's the iconic trick)
044
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
i'd really love it if history could just stop happening all the time
022
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
i'm suffering
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
just found out there were people before 1985 shocked and appalled at this devastating revelation
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
"so sad steve jobs died of Ligma"
"what's ligma?"
"stevema jobs"
010
emily bazoopa @emilybazoopa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
one time i misread "woke polish person" as "wokish pole person" and i don't think i'll ever stop thinking about it
000