SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my heart goes out to the families of those affected by the cambrian explosion 031
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026accidentally opened this at work the other day and I was laughing my ass off for like 4 hours 000
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026just made this (to scale btw). just wanted to share my silly/creative side with you guys! 020
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026genuine question: who is this for? does this actually appeal to anybody? 300
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026do celestial bodies have celestial souls or am I being a little too woke? 210
Reposted by SH00B2000Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is Miyamoto. I'm here to share an update on the upcoming game in the Super Mario series. Fuuuuck its gone. It's all gone. I deleted everything, all of it. The ice cream elephant melted and everything. Fuck. 383510844
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 08/08/2026just had a dream that nintendo released a toy called "mario", which was a small marble mario head (about 1 inch tall). the thing had infinite energy and it was sentient in some way. sometimes when you asked it to move it would, but other times it would refuse just to make you look like a fool. 120
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 28/07/2026dick shortening surgery went well. doc put me back to a healthy 8 inches and I'm in remission 210
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 22/07/2026dan hentschel is wearing suspenders but is not the lawnmower man 020
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 22/07/2026@googleballs.com i made this (google balls for scratch)scratch.mit.edu 0112
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 15/06/2026it's a little hard to see, but I hit 88888 miles this morning, which looks like BBBBB. which is funny 100
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 31/05/2026got my account back. still don't know if it was an AI or crypto scam. 020
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 28/04/2026if flushing the toilet could kill you all of my coworkers would be so safe 030
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 28/04/2026if god didn't want me to pop my knuckles, why did he make it more satisfying than receiving da paycheck? 110
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Top 10 SpongeBob Characters You Didn't Know Were White 230
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I know we can't put Obama back in but can we try to get his wife's husband in there? 100
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Colordle 1395: I got the color in 107! colordle.ryantanen.comcolordle.ryantanen.comColordleColordle, Guess the hidden Color! 000
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 18/01/2026🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩 9/10 | 2026-01-18 | scrandle.comscrandle.comScrandleThe thrilling daily web game of food comparison. View exotic and delicious scran from around the world and guess which is superior, as adjudicated by social media and your peers. 000
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 18/01/2026why honk shoe and not honk socks or like honk pajamas I ain't sleeping with shoes on they can't make me 100
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I depend on 2 things in this world: @googleballs.com and @quibi.bsky.social and if one of these two things is thrown out of balance I will collapse and never be seen by another human being again 140
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 13/01/2026@quibi.bsky.social how many fingers am i holding up? 210
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 07/01/2026don't talk to me until I've had my cochlear implant 020
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 03/01/2026goober or bing bing for tonight? i feel like acting a little silly 😝 110
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 29/12/2025chatgpt my son just crapped himself on the witness stand what do I do 000
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 19/12/2025guys i just beat my chuzzle high score (this is my first game) 100
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I hate it when my purple goop creature embarrasses me in front of the huz 020
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 26/11/2025chuzzle stole damn daniel... let thjat sinkn in,.,,.. 221
SH00B2000 @shoob-2000.bsky.social · 18/11/2025video idea: how many full rolls of toilet paper can I flush down the drain before we have a company-wide meeting concerning toilet paper usage? i think 1 per day is the way to go but I'm open to suggestions. 1 per week is the slow drip but the payoff will be higher. risk, reward. 100
