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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 23h

I was unaware there was this wellspring of defensive acclaim for Citron until now. over Aliyah Boston? really?

"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

WNBA released the All-Defense teams: First: Shakira Austin, Rhyne Howard, Angel Reese, Gabby Williams, A'ja Wilson Second: Veronica Burtom, Jordin Canada, Sonia Citron, Breanna Stewart, Kiah Stokes

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

eating the armrest. it's delicious and nutritious!

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

yeah who do you think hired the staff and created the processes lol

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

also in the sense of being the most simultaneously depressed, repressed, and agitated. spiritual tgirl capital

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

she's a redshirt junior (although that's no longer a thing) so she hits the 'set to graduate' requirement and turns 22 next July so she would hit that alternate requirement anyway. can return for another year tho

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

each of us has a player here we're like 'I don't feel good about my name getting attached to them at that grade' and that's the one for me lol

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

🚨 WNBA draft szn is back!🚨 shallow class and we all totally disagree about ranking 5-9 but we've got our strength and questions anyway!

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

perennial All-WNBA outcome, someone who'd get downballot MVP votes once or twice. Jackie's probably the most archetypical example imo

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

hell of a defensive play by Naz for having five fouls

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

no idea how DB was fouled there and not Rhyne, doesn't make sense

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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A'ja Wilson's last five seasons: 23.8 points, 10.1 rebounds, 1.5 steals, 2.2 blocks per game 32.5 PER, 60.5% TS, 30.8% USG, 46.6 WS, .302 WS/40 This is basically the new gold standard.

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

how did Stewie finish only fifth in MVP that's bonkers

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kiah Stokes, the best defender on the Valks, with the game-sealing block again how did 21 people vote for—

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kalani Brown is perhaps not the answer

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Breanna Stewart says she asked both referees if they had a reset timeout and was told "no"

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"let's go to Lauren" I'd rather flip a coin

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's worth noting that HPD has had a pretty innovative program that's basically done this exact thing for a decade, just with the end step being the building becomes a co-op (ANCP)

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

at HPD some folks are trying to convince the bond funders on new construction to lower the rates too

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

do you think any batter this year apologized to the ump after losing a challenge

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

genuinely not sure I've ever seen this particular problem with a great player before

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and deferring to off-ball players in clutch possessions

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Stephen @trinkwald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why do they do this. There’s basically zero chance the first game ends by the time the second game begins

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"MVP candidate Kelsey Mitchell" nope

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

having your franchise cornerstone point guard have to pass out of a switch on 2026 BT with the season on the line is not great

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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the main issue is it's a minutes difference near 30%, but also this isn't Gabby's best defensive season and Stokes has had a bigger defensive impact just given the positions

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm on record many times over the years as thinking of Gabby's D as historically elite but even to me voting for her over her own teammate is weird

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm choosing to believe the Citron vote was an accident

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the WNBA has sent a second release with this, different voting results chart. the release is not acknowledging this difference.

chart showing votes for WNBA defensive player of the year. Angel Reese 46 votes, Gabby Williams 20, A'ja Wilson 4, Shakira Austin one, Veronica Burton one, Sonia Citron one, Rhyne Howard one

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I saw Gabby pop up with 6.5x as many votes as A'ja and thought I was hallucinating

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

perfectly fine result but genuinely batshit voting distribution

chart showing votes for WNBA defensive player of the year. Angel Reese with 46 votes, Gabby Williams with 20, A'ja Wilson with four, Shakira Austin with two, Veronica Burton with one, Rhyne Howard with one

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my sarcasm detection skills 😔

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

second-best odds at JuJu not enough for ya?

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I liked the Antonelli pairings for a while too tbf

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"Weird Al" Golden @emilyadler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not a single broadcast crew worth having off mute since Adam Amin moved off the sport

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Sean Keane @seankeane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hilarious explanation of the dual flagrant fouls in Valkyries-Wings where the rules expert just trailed off without explaining anything and they just had 10 seconds of dead air.

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