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Emil

@emilsuseron.bsky.social
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't even joke lad...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Credit to my British friend (unnamed as he works for the government and is afraid to get fired (1984 reference)) for coming up with the joke.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel so bad for the firefighters who died during 9/11, because they were only used to fight fire... not buildings...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
To elaborate. This was said to a man, therefore it was important I added that last part. I hope this clears up some confusion!
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hope one day to be your hobby. (This is funny as hobby sounds like "hubby", and we were talking about getting new hobbies, ergo the joke. I'm not actually gay, so this one goes out to the LGBT community. You guys rock!)
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just what monkey ordered!
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Your best work...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Torch
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#Hank and John Green. YOU ARE LIARS AND COWARDS. COME FIGHT ME.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What the fuck are you Mc Laughing at? What's so funny?
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i'm colourblind so forgive me if i'm wrong, but... i'm preeetty sure these schmucks are not actually green...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I want to see your blood and brains on the floor.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
You're right, thank you. I will be using AI for all my art needs in the future. Thank you.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Thank you. For blessing me
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Discovery
Pixel Art: A river flowing through a forest, surrounded by mountains. Perspective from inside a mountain ice cave, looking down on the valley below.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Your best work...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I gotta start posting more
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Thanks man.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I really hate Catan
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I am a big fan of the semicolon; I just wish I knew how to use it
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Great post man. Here's a picture. I've included alt text, just for you.
Greyscale image of Willem Dafoe with his head inside a miniature house; his face is exposed, staring at the camera.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
How to set date format to dd.mm.yyyy bluesky google
bsky.app
Bluesky
Social media as it should be. Find your community among millions of users, unleash your creativity, and have some fun again.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
feels like that sometimes
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
this essay shit is so easy man
A photo of a Word document with the headline "In rainbowes - analysis" and the body text "radiohead is defined by the urban dictionary as [...]"
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
flop
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
could do with some tom and jerrys
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
GOOD. my father was very rude to me, and now I am taking it out on OTHERS
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Fuck You. Is why.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
it aprilæ
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Paintaily @paintaily.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#NewProfilePic
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Furthermore, I do not care for the Switch 2.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Truthfully, I was too busy playing Hearts of Iron IV on my second monitor to notice the deeper themes. My review is, therefore, deeply flawed.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I did not care much for Civil War (2024)
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Elliott Smith
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I like that...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
What's up Blue Sky
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The girl reading this
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Holding legislative elections for the voices in my head
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sorry for my outburst, that skeet was written under great distress. I love Resolve
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I FUCKING HATE LEONARDO DAVINCI!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CREATE SUCH A TERRIBLE TRACKER!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES IT NOT TRACK PROPERLY!!!!!! FUCK YOU DAVINCI RESOLVE AND FUCK YOU LEONARDO DAVINCI!!!!
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I love it 😍
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I don't understand
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
No.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Eating cats? what a sick and twisted world we live in...
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
media.tenor.com
two men are kissing each other in a close up of their faces .
Alt: two men are kissing each other in a close up of their faces . they kinda look like rhett and link if you don't pay too close attention.
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Clowns and losers make dumb mistakes like ending their Latin adjectives in -us (nominative case) when it's actually in the accusative case and therefore must be written -um. Sad! And he wrote "like" twice as well. Sadder!
A @paintaily.bsky.social skeet: "Dude, i literally just made my artistic magnus opus and it only took like like 4 seconds. stop coping"
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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"Clowns and losers", a self portrait of @paintaily.bsky.social.
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