Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026i'm colourblind so forgive me if i'm wrong, but... i'm preeetty sure these schmucks are not actually green... 011
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Great post man. Here's a picture. I've included alt text, just for you. 010
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Clowns and losers make dumb mistakes like ending their Latin adjectives in -us (nominative case) when it's actually in the accusative case and therefore must be written -um. Sad! And he wrote "like" twice as well. Sadder! 110
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 10/02/2024guide on how to make this very cool S. don't even think about changing anything though, this is my creation and I will NOT have it be parodied by buffoons and simpletons. 120
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 10/02/2024just came up with this cool S shape, what are we thinking Skeeter I mean BlueSky. am I a genius? 130
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/02/2024actually, a brain surgeon once told me I had the "largest brain [he had] ever seen in [his] entire life". i've attached an artists impression of my CT-scan. dont test me again. 110
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024in a fight between 1 billion lions and one of every pokepal, the lions would win. but i imagine this is what a surviving lion might look like. we need to invest in lion mental health care so this won't become a reality :( 010
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and "monty python and the holy grail"'s black knight ratio 010
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024my new wojak! what do you guys think? he's very expressive :) 000
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024...because this flower, while innocent on the surface, actually pirates copyrighted nintendo software... 120
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024what a beautiful flower! but don't lean in too close... 100
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024thanks for the reply Katie Tightpussy! here's a complementary drawing that i drew myself just now 140
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024came up with a new game/anime: what if there's these small monsters that can change as they get stronger. and you pick them up with something that looks kinda like this. what do we think bluesky.app. banger? 100
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024whoop,s seems I gave away all of my invite codes to my MANY friends! which I have a LOT of! well, that's just what happens when you have as many friends as I do. Which is a HIGH number. 000
Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024hi guys, just did this self portrait, what are we thinking? new Leonardo the Vincy? 110
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