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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I feel so bad for the firefighters who died during 9/11, because they were only used to fight fire... not buildings...

Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I hope one day to be your hobby. (This is funny as hobby sounds like "hubby", and we were talking about getting new hobbies, ergo the joke. I'm not actually gay, so this one goes out to the LGBT community. You guys rock!)

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

#Hank and John Green. YOU ARE LIARS AND COWARDS. COME FIGHT ME.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

What the fuck are you Mc Laughing at? What's so funny?

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

i'm colourblind so forgive me if i'm wrong, but... i'm preeetty sure these schmucks are not actually green...

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I gotta start posting more

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I am a big fan of the semicolon; I just wish I knew how to use it

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

this essay shit is so easy man

A photo of a Word document with the headline "In rainbowes - analysis" and the body text "radiohead is defined by the urban dictionary as [...]"

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

could do with some tom and jerrys

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Furthermore, I do not care for the Switch 2.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I did not care much for Civil War (2024)

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Holding legislative elections for the voices in my head

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I FUCKING HATE LEONARDO DAVINCI!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CREATE SUCH A TERRIBLE TRACKER!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES IT NOT TRACK PROPERLY!!!!!! FUCK YOU DAVINCI RESOLVE AND FUCK YOU LEONARDO DAVINCI!!!!

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Clowns and losers make dumb mistakes like ending their Latin adjectives in -us (nominative case) when it's actually in the accusative case and therefore must be written -um. Sad! And he wrote "like" twice as well. Sadder!

A @paintaily.bsky.social skeet: "Dude, i literally just made my artistic magnus opus and it only took like like 4 seconds. stop coping"

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Clowns and losers think skeeting is easy and can be done in 2 seconds. That's not true, "it's not true" I said to them.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Save on your next order with code

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

i'm tired of nazis on my feed

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

BLUESKY WAKE UP WAKE UP BLUESKY

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

Haters think they won because I haven't skeeted in a while. Here's the truth liberals: You have won NOTHING but my heart!

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

just came up with this cool S shape, what are we thinking Skeeter I mean BlueSky. am I a genius?

A very cool S, drawn with sharp corners and lines as to be easily replicable.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 09/02/2024

Bro really thought winter was over 😂😂

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Paintaily @paintaily.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

LeBron James!?!?!?

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

been feeling so good today! let's change that

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Paintaily @paintaily.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

The Radioheads - Rainbow 0/10

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

so happy bluesky opened up so i could finally bring my nefarious scheme of ruining the site for the elders to fruition. mwahahahaha. i am evil incarnate

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

thinking of tweeting "It's a new day in America", but not sure yet. Just gonna leave it here for now, can you guys keep an eye on it? I'll be right back. Thanks!

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

hate this fucker, garfunkle.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

im not gonna lie guys, I used up every banger tweet in one go. I'm all out of ideas, it's only downhill from here.

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Paintaily @paintaily.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Maybe I would have more followers if i had Greek god, but i don't so I lose.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

maybe he isn't so bad after all

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

I've returned, BlueSky. Be afraid.

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

in a fight between 1 billion lions and one of every pokepal, the lions would win. but i imagine this is what a surviving lion might look like. we need to invest in lion mental health care so this won't become a reality :(

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Emil @emilsuseron.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

my new wojak! what do you guys think? he's very expressive :)

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