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@emilstraken.bsky.social This March I'll be releasing my first album "Det Lyt Vara Jævlig" You will find it at emilstraken.bandcamp.com in mid March You can also find me other places linktr.ee/EmilStraken

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

The order of signs are: thanks elon, stand with elon (or tesla) and stand with doge, then repeat...

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

It's also very funny to watch the order the signs are in, clearly a fixed order with no similar signs after each other.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I'm guessing he was really thinking about big dick bottom when he was making this comment

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

This is a great line from the article: "He also notes that at least one other owner he knows has not experienced any problems."

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The premise of the super bowl posts are so stupid. You have bought pizza and snacks, are enjoying the game and suddenly papa john, PepsiCo and some avocado vendor knock on your door to demand add-ons based on tariffs

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Is he going to send you around to antagonize all the world leaders and drop a nuke on anyone taking the bait?

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

And wework among other successes

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

In my local IKEA there is a stall for parallel pooping.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

The good thing about rolling out chat gpt for government agencies is that the chatbots get really pissy if you ask for health advice from RFK Jr, they mostly say something in the line of being sick of people spreading conspiracy theories. So lets hope nothing will be done because computer says no.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Mar A Lago is now as prestigious as places like Grass Valley, Red Bluff, Elkhorn, Grapevine and Humble

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

And by playing video games i mean watching my new ai friend open geoguessr on a browser and guess Stockholm after observing a sign about swedish massage in downtown Bali

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Prisons will soon be populated by new types of goons.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Mississippi: If your semen is not retained, you surely will be detained.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

It's curious, i just read almost the exact same statement about Norway from a Norwegian business owner earlier this week.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

And now he's compiling evidence to support his future claims of being the last person to talk with Trump.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

While the woke prison industrial complex only gives fire related labor to felons, at Dousr every struggling American can risk their lives for their betters.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

So funny that it lists him as a philanthropist. And his philanthropic endeavors are: Board of trustees at a $52k tuition a year religious private school, and some kind of relief fund for responsible renters (or their landlords).

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Do not tell that to Will Stancil, he has been working so hard convincing everyone that people really love their insurance company.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Tbf he was met by the future president, the current mayor of nyc, on his perpwalk.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

That was so fun, it woke me up when i saw that on the train station early in the morning.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Single guys are getting crafty

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

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Wild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Looking at Luigi Mangione's Facebook the craziest thing is he appears to have a brother named Mario who is shorter and doesn't jump as high but is faster at picking up turnips from the ground

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I wonder how many of those $5.6 billion are used on candy crush micro transactions?

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

It's tough times for parasites these days. You can't even use cameras or internet stalking anymore.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"I'm coming back again they have lamb." Is also a great sentence.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

So weird to be talking about the bitrate of someone's brain, hope the ping is ok.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

Great trading cards, would love to buy a pack and get myself a foil Canadian Hitler.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 01/05/2024

I'm a middle-aged man, but since my ig is mostly about food, i get ads encouraging me to get a boob job.

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

this week Elon Musk’s X began changing users’ tweets in the X app for iOS without their permission if a user posted “Twitter .com” then it would automatically appear as “X .com” even worse, other URLs are getting caught in this and being changed too mashable.com/article/twit...

mashable.com

X automatically changed 'Twitter' to 'X' in domain names, breaking legit URLs

A scammer's dream and a disaster waiting to happen.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 10/04/2024

Christ almighty

Let's say someone owns the domain name
"NetfliTwitter.com." Why would they own that domain name? Because if X is automatically changing anything that includes "Twitter.com" to "X.com," then that means posting
"NetfliTwitter.com" on X would make it appear in posts as "Netflix.con" the popular movie streaming service. And if a user clicked the linked "Netflix.com" text that appears in that post, it would really take them to
"NetfliTwitter.com." Because while X is changing the text that the user wrote, the URL it links and directs to remains the same as the
user posted.
This is a dream scenario for someone looking to steal passwords through phishing campaigns.

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Call me Ishmaboo @billjank.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

No Banquet🍺, no Yuengling.

BOYCOTT THIS BEER!
Coors Light
Olde English "800"
Foster's
Redd's Apple Ale
Icehouse
Redd's Wicked
Keystone Light
Sharp's
Steel Reserve Alloy Series
Leinenkugel's Family of Brands
Steel Reserve Tiki Series
Miller Genuine Draft
Topo Chico Hard Seltzer
Miller High Life
Vizzy Hard Seltzer
Miller Lite
Henry Weinhard's Soda Family of Brands
Milwaukee's Best Light
Milwaukee's Best Ice
Yuengling Family of Brands

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

Your new favorite bookstore just opened. Rosa Bøker is an independent co-op book store in the heart of Oslo.

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 13/03/2024

live now! Worker Wednesday! Strike news. Clips from The Valley Labor Reports interview with the president of American Postal Workers Union. www.twitch.tv/fidelklanko

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

I'm live now: Worker Wednesday! Strike and union news! "Finally Got the News" documentary from 1970 about black autoworkers, their struggle and organizing www.twitch.tv/fidelklanko

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Ro$enkilde @edruseru.bsky.social · 02/02/2024

Apropos Makta og at politikk, opplysning og kildekritikk er i vinden: Vi starter bokhandel i Oslo denne våren! Følg med på rosabok.no eller Samvirkelaget Rosa Bøker på sosiale medier. Sjappa vil du finne i Schweigaards gate.👋

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

Live now! Workers wednesday, strike and labor new from the last couple of weeks www.twitch.tv/fidelklanko

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

Going to recap my trip to the Philippines (with slideshow) before we watch some documentaries about drum and bass and jungle music www.twitch.tv/fidelklanko

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

Are there any lego challenge coin sets?

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

This winter your home, office or party will not be stocked with a variety pack of sodas, but with a variety pack of awards

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Emil Straken @emilstraken.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

A few months after her birth prohibition is formally ended and the FM radio is first patented.

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