Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can’t be the only one that unfollows hot gym bros once they post hard-boiled egg content. 061
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bf and I had such a cute afternoon together then I decided to spend the hour long drive home lecturing him on the prison-industrial complex. 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Can Kings of Leon be one of my favorite bands even if I only know 2 of their songs? 120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I just wasn’t feeling Lake America; i felt like it deserved something more patriotic. 040
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wonder if the adult men I was on chat rooms with in the year 2000 actually believed me when I told them my last name was Electra and Carmen was a distant relative. 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Where can I find the video of Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner f*cking? 030
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I hate these kind of posts but I just feel like I owe it to Pierogi since he had such a short life. 000
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My sweet boy Pierogi passed away this afternoon. He was FeLV+ so I feel very grateful for the 2.5 years we got together. I knew he was feeling a little off the past few days but didn’t realize this was the end. He passed peacefully under the kitchen table surrounded by his siblings. 5240
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One dog is actually petrified of the thunderstorm and the other is doing a bit to get free cuddles. 0202
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026As an elder millennial, I will try my best not to get Natalie Harp and Natalie Nunn mixed up. 030
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Is it ok to still get sad when you hear a song that reminds you of an ex from 14 years ago?………even if that song is Rack City? 0120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Now she’s listening to Josh Groban….mama, it’s not even 11am. 030
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My 62 year old employee is walking around with a white claw, she has no idea it has alcohol. 2131
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My best friend, whom is way more active on the gay internet than I am, informed me that he has never heard of gooning…. WHAT IN THE CHASTEN BUTTIGIEG IS GOING ON!?! 190
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I really need to be more professional and stop referring to my laptop as ‘my pooter’ when I’m at work. 140
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What was I doing in 2022 because I do not remember Kirstie Alley DYING!?! Just found out the hard way…(via Wikipedia) 040
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Woke up with crippling anxiety because I remembered I never got my wisdom teeth removed when I was young. 080
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Throwing my bf an ABBA themed birthday party in less than a month. I need help thinking of games to play. So far I just have ‘pin the Swedish sausage on the Björn’ 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Sorry I haven’t been very active on here lately. But I finally got all the warning lights on my dashboard shut off! 090
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I love when people come into the cafe at my job to work remotely with a laptop that belongs to a major defense contractor. That’s cool, just sip on your matcha and engineer weapons on our public WiFi. 0110
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Car companies really be saying ‘f*ck the east coast’ when naming their models. Why can’t we get a Hyundai Pocono? 270
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Was Passions actually good or was I just 11 years old with trash taste? 140
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026C**** R** J***** I can’t say it out loud or her fans will kill me. They are scary. 120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Who advised CRJ to release this melancholy ass bullshit in the middle of summer? 110
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I tried to explain that we would just say, “mom, pick me up” instead of our names so our parents wouldn’t have to accept the charges. 110
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I had to explain calling collect to the cutest twink and I think I either killed his boner or broke his brain. 3351
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I’m just getting labs done. And the only bathroom is the public one in the lobby so I’m just watching everyone parade around with their pee samples. Can’t wait til it’s my turn! 110
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They gave me a restaurant pager at the doctor’s office. Is this the solution to our broken healthcare system? 181
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026That time Luke crawled inside the Tauntaun to keep warm. 2240
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I hate doing tasks that require telling strangers about my finances. “what is your estimated net worth?…” 120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This was like 10 years ago but I definitely remember a shady basement. Either that or I’m mixing up the airport with the monster again 🤷♂️ 010
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m pretty sure one time I flew out of terminal C and my gate was in the basement. Can someone confirm this? I remember going down steps 130
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Pentagon keeps trying to make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang pass off as a UFO 060
