Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 18hThis is Marlboro Man, my newest foster. He’s looking for his forever home. 1230
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bf and I had such a cute afternoon together then I decided to spend the hour long drive home lecturing him on the prison-industrial complex. 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I just wasn’t feeling Lake America; i felt like it deserved something more patriotic. 040
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My sweet boy Pierogi passed away this afternoon. He was FeLV+ so I feel very grateful for the 2.5 years we got together. I knew he was feeling a little off the past few days but didn’t realize this was the end. He passed peacefully under the kitchen table surrounded by his siblings. 5240
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One dog is actually petrified of the thunderstorm and the other is doing a bit to get free cuddles. 0202
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Throwing my bf an ABBA themed birthday party in less than a month. I need help thinking of games to play. So far I just have ‘pin the Swedish sausage on the Björn’ 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Was Passions actually good or was I just 11 years old with trash taste? 140
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I had to explain calling collect to the cutest twink and I think I either killed his boner or broke his brain. 3351
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They gave me a restaurant pager at the doctor’s office. Is this the solution to our broken healthcare system? 181
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026That time Luke crawled inside the Tauntaun to keep warm. 2230
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I hate doing tasks that require telling strangers about my finances. “what is your estimated net worth?…” 120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Pentagon keeps trying to make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang pass off as a UFO 060
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Skunk was destined to be in front of the camera lens.. 1311
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Remember in 2012 when all we wanted was to see non-stereotypical gay characters portrayed on TV and TLC gave us this.. 080
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Testing the lung capacity of my friends who smoke by forcing them to sing this bridge.. 0101
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Who else knew ‘Cascada’ was the name of the group and not the singer? not me. 270
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I still can’t stop thinking about this building in Medellín… 070
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026How come the friends with the nicest cars are always the worst drivers? 190
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’m taking care of my coworker’s cat while he’s out of town but apparently I’ve just been feeding his neighbor’s cat. Everyone meet Sherbet, the opportunist. 2350
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Bless this cutie trying to cruise at the airport while wearing a souvenir shop poncho. 2190
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Why did no one tell me Medellín is literally the most perfect city? 1150
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Who told all these couples at the airport to wear matching outfits? 280
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Been sitting in the driveway for 15 minutes waiting for my nonexistent children to come get the groceries out of the back of the car. 0810
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Now that my parents are in their 70s…how do I subtlety ask that the stuffed pheasant in the den goes to me in their will? 1121
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/05/2026This graduation season is so fucked. Where the hell is Vitamin C? 0130
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026thinking about going out to get the Grogu milkshake thing… someone talk me down. 060
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026yes, the $500 trump phone is actually a 2024 model that can be bought on Amazon for $89. 041
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026objects in the mirror are less wrinkly than they appear. 2631
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I had to go look for something in the metaverse and was reminded how much of a visionary I was pre-pandemic. 090
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This answer is a bunch of AI slop, google. We all know they were f*ggots. 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Alanna Ubach NEEDS to be the next Mary Todd Lincoln after Meg. I will die on this hill. 290
