Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I can’t be the only one that unfollows hot gym bros once they post hard-boiled egg content. 061
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026bf and I had such a cute afternoon together then I decided to spend the hour long drive home lecturing him on the prison-industrial complex. 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Can Kings of Leon be one of my favorite bands even if I only know 2 of their songs? 120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I just wasn’t feeling Lake America; i felt like it deserved something more patriotic. 040
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wonder if the adult men I was on chat rooms with in the year 2000 actually believed me when I told them my last name was Electra and Carmen was a distant relative. 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Where can I find the video of Hakeem Jeffries and Jared Kushner f*cking? 030
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My sweet boy Pierogi passed away this afternoon. He was FeLV+ so I feel very grateful for the 2.5 years we got together. I knew he was feeling a little off the past few days but didn’t realize this was the end. He passed peacefully under the kitchen table surrounded by his siblings. 5240
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026One dog is actually petrified of the thunderstorm and the other is doing a bit to get free cuddles. 0202
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026As an elder millennial, I will try my best not to get Natalie Harp and Natalie Nunn mixed up. 030
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Is it ok to still get sad when you hear a song that reminds you of an ex from 14 years ago?………even if that song is Rack City? 0120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My 62 year old employee is walking around with a white claw, she has no idea it has alcohol. 2131
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My best friend, whom is way more active on the gay internet than I am, informed me that he has never heard of gooning…. WHAT IN THE CHASTEN BUTTIGIEG IS GOING ON!?! 190
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I really need to be more professional and stop referring to my laptop as ‘my pooter’ when I’m at work. 140
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What was I doing in 2022 because I do not remember Kirstie Alley DYING!?! Just found out the hard way…(via Wikipedia) 040
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Woke up with crippling anxiety because I remembered I never got my wisdom teeth removed when I was young. 080
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Throwing my bf an ABBA themed birthday party in less than a month. I need help thinking of games to play. So far I just have ‘pin the Swedish sausage on the Björn’ 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Sorry I haven’t been very active on here lately. But I finally got all the warning lights on my dashboard shut off! 090
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I love when people come into the cafe at my job to work remotely with a laptop that belongs to a major defense contractor. That’s cool, just sip on your matcha and engineer weapons on our public WiFi. 0110
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Car companies really be saying ‘f*ck the east coast’ when naming their models. Why can’t we get a Hyundai Pocono? 270
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Was Passions actually good or was I just 11 years old with trash taste? 140
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Who advised CRJ to release this melancholy ass bullshit in the middle of summer? 110
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I had to explain calling collect to the cutest twink and I think I either killed his boner or broke his brain. 3351
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026They gave me a restaurant pager at the doctor’s office. Is this the solution to our broken healthcare system? 181
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026That time Luke crawled inside the Tauntaun to keep warm. 2240
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I hate doing tasks that require telling strangers about my finances. “what is your estimated net worth?…” 120
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Pentagon keeps trying to make Chitty Chitty Bang Bang pass off as a UFO 060
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I have no clue who these people are performing at the local pride events in my area. How hard is it to hire Samantha Mumba? 180
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Saw a big snake crawling up the side of my neighbor’s house. How do I nicely tell them they have to burn the entire place down? 280
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Skunk was destined to be in front of the camera lens.. 1311
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Remember when Zillow used to be fun? Now it just gives me an existential crisis. I’m glad the abandoned house down the street with squatters is going for $350k though.. 160
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Remember in 2012 when all we wanted was to see non-stereotypical gay characters portrayed on TV and TLC gave us this.. 080
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I spent most of my life thinking the lyrics to that Green Day song were “it’s something unpredictable, the Indian was right..” 050
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Testing the lung capacity of my friends who smoke by forcing them to sing this bridge.. 0101
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Who else knew ‘Cascada’ was the name of the group and not the singer? not me. 270
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Finally got around to watching Half Man, I’m on episode 3 and it is AWFUL. Can everyone just agree with me or fight in the comments. K thanks. 130
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I still can’t stop thinking about this building in Medellín… 070
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I just cold called a 60 year old power lesbian in my contacts to ask for some advice in a straight male dominated field. and let me tell y’all….they are not as scary as you think. 060
Michael T. @emceetee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026How come the friends with the nicest cars are always the worst drivers? 190
