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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 1h
Not strictly childhood but early to late teens!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 2h
Why is the media not tearing into him instead of humouring him? At this rate he’s going full-on dystopian insanity…fuck the tepid nonsense that is ‘impeachment’ and/or the ridiculous ‘25th amendment’ bollocks. Lock the senile, incendiary old cunt up in a hospital (he’s big on asylums) or a prison.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 6h
See also: Bannon, Stephen Hegseth, Peter Kennedy, Robert K (Jr) Kushner, Jared & Ivanka Lewandowski, Corey McMahon, Linda Patel, Kash Musk, Elon Trump, Melania All unelected, all incompetent, all complicit.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 7h
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Abba: Money Money Money
ALT: Abba: Money Money Money
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 8h
The oh so precious, cringe-as-fuck, ridiculously deified, impotent (as clearly demonstrated by Trump & his lawless cabal) ‘Constitution’ is merely a decaying parchment rag unfit for 21stC purposes that belongs in a museum with other historical artefacts & curios that have been rendered obsolete.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 9h
Given her milquetoast reputation she’d have a hard job fighting sleep…off you pop Tory lass, know your place and back in your box you go..
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 9h
As the oft misquoted verse* goes, ‘For the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil.’ (*one of the many uncomfortable entries in the big anthology of fairy-tales, fable and fantasy fiction so-called ‘christian’ nationalists conveniently air-brush into thin air.)
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 9h
Stupid tragic old bastard…the epitome of a cretinous oaf!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15h
To Kill a Mockingbird. Idiomatically, I felt it was written for kids/YAs. I found it, at times patronising and a wee bit too twee for me.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15h
And this footage, discovered on a device alongside a buckled tripod and a human femur was all that remained…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15h
To be fair a kilt is a specific type of skirt and is defined as such. It’s possible that whoever wrote the caption didn’t know and went with the ‘umbrella’ term.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15h
‘Get Britain Building’ is it? On their watch, her shower of unconscionable shite couldn’t get Britain rebuilding? Always be mindful of the immutable fact that: All Conservatives Are Bastards
bbc.co.uk
Grenfell Tower: Nine years after the fire, questions remain
Multi-faith services will be held on Sunday to honour those who died, which included 18 children.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 15h
Fair play to the guy, that’s gutsy as fuck!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16h
It’s good, but it’s not Gabby…
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6 nations rugby. Scotland v England BBC 2022. Gabby Logan is a witch. Hand of fire!
YouTube video by hectorhamish
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16h
Religion has no place anywhere outside its buy-bull* bashing, koran* crashing, torah*-thrashing barns… (*Other anthologies of fairy-tales, fables and fantasy fiction for fuckwits are also available)
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16h
If ever The Sex Pistols were to re-release ‘Pretty Vacant’, that’s the promo poster right there!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16h
And as always… …IN PLAIN SIGHT America, wake the fuck up!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16h
Even atheists hallucinate occasionally…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 16h
How much longer America? Well, how far is he away from the bottom of the pit of the insane & absurd? Raise the bar for fuck’s sake!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The skankiest of skanky bouncy castles!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A waste of organs and oxygen, Collins is, ironically, an example of the necessity of the original Roe v Wade ruling! All wind and piss, and fwiw, patently unelectable.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Since my mid-teens to now, I can count on one hand the amount of women - who have spoken about it privately - I’ve been close to (relatives, partners, close friends) who have not been sexually abused, from cat-calling to gang rape. Anecdotal granted, but a chilling indictment all the same!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aye, although I overuse ellipsis to the point of signing up for ellipsis anonymous…
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Scotland shake off the collective torpor & decide to turn up with 15mins to go. Too little, too late! A well organised, robust & motivated #Slovenia well worth their first ever win against the Scots. As for Scotland, the drawing board beckons…again! FT: #Sco 1-2 #Svn #UEFA #NationsLeague
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t say it hasn’t been coming. #Sturm easily bursts through a hesitant, pedestrian #Scotland defence to fire #Slovenia into a deserved lead. #Sco 1-2 #Svn (71mins) #UEFA #NationsLeague
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#Matko restores parity frankly just what #Slovenia deserve in this increasingly tedious low-tempo affair. #Scotland bereft of any urgency, Slovenia now very much in the ascendancy as SebPog introduces #KeironBowie & #AaronHickey on 65mins for #McBurnie & #Welsh #Sco 1-1 #Svn #UEFA #NationsLeague
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not exactly edge-of-the-seat stuff but 1-0 #Scotland a fair reflection of the half. #Hampden very subdued, clearly anticipating the spark to terrify #Slovenia’s defence. Pie & Bovril time for me… HT: #Sco 1-0 #Svn #UEFA #NationsLeague
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe stating the obvious but the ridiculous thing about this is that there’s just no f’kin need!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nope…not going there but I’ll bet the atmosphere was electric!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#RyanChristie with a cheeky wee backheeled dink takes #Scotland into the lead on 32mins after a pinball-esque mini-stramash on the #Slovenia goal-line. #Sco 1-0 #Svn (35mins) #UEFA #NationsLeague
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halfway through 1st half & #Scotland haven’t had a player sent-off…which is nice! #Slovenia showing more intent so far. Not too sure of SebPog’s thinking in starting #JackHendry after suspension while dropping #KeironBowie who was a starman v #NorthMacedonia. #Sco 0-0 #Svn #UEFA #NationsLeague
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Au contraire: Christianity* is a superstitious pacifier for the hard-of-thinking and USAmerica was built using the blood, sweat and tears of slavery on a foundation of genocide. (*other flavours of god-bothering nonsensical freak-shows are also available)
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We know that fascist prick and his merry band of likeminded Nazis* aren’t particularly well read (their incontinent rapey boss is barely literate) but this is chillingly close to Orwell’s dystopian hellscape! (*Hitler’s High Command was also packed with weirdos, oddballs, perverts & psychopaths)
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oversharing, like a hyper-promiscuous leprechaun with learning difficulties, is not big and it’s not clever…it is however, trashy as!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fewest is still too many. This is nothing to boast about. Eradicate the evil, catastrophic perversion that is USAmerica’s firearm fetish and save the braggadocio for the day no guns sully the streets of a nation that is so far behind the rest it thinks its leading!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1940s - 1950s Edinburgh To see an Edinburgh derby featuring our 5 and their 3.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Indicated by self-sabotage and spectacular stupidity!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Too good not to share… 🦇🤣
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yaaaas! This is what we want…straight off the bat 🦇
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Y’know, when we see & hear his nonsense, his sordid egregious behaviours & trashy grifting we know he won’t face justice (too old, too insane) However, if USA has the courage, most of his enablers/acolytes who are younger & psychologically ‘fit to stand trial’ will be fucked…no plea deals, no mercy!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vance can do one…useless prick doesn’t even know what football is (like most yanks). And yes, if they can sanction Russia (& Apartheid South Africa, post WWII Germany & Japan, Yugoslavia, etc), they can do the same with Israel. One major problem - the shamelessly corrupt bastard that is Infantino!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GP Appointment 1990: Turn up at clinic between 08:00 - 11:00 or 13:30 - 1600. Phone between 08:00 - 17:00 for non-urgent. GP Appointment 2005: As above GP Appointment 2026: Phone between 08:00 - 09:00 for same day (morning), 11:00 - 12:00 (afternoon) No obscene capitalism. Health care done right!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When all is said and done…it’s always about the money! Bigotry is big business…and always ripe to use as a grift!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those shiny-helmeted, knuckle-dragging ‘jocks’ have no footballing skills whatsoever…but they could win a prize for Egg-Chucking Cringeball: A game referred to as ‘football’ by feeble-minded lovers of tedium to the point of catatonia and, of course, that staple of Yank nonsense, commercial breaks.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very similar to Warren Mitchell who played the iconic role of Alf Garnet, an idiot & animated bigot (racist, sexist, homophobic, etc) in English sitcom ‘Til Death is do Part’. He told of times when fans enjoyed/identified with Alf’s ridiculing minorities. He’d reply with ‘No, I’m ridiculing you!’
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Without a doubt, justice requires courage and tenacity so if the will is there it has to be relentless.
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or, like Gary Webb, shoot himself in the back of the head…twice!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I often wonder when hear his incoherent verbal diarrhoea at full pelt, how future students (formal & informal) will make sense of it. That grotesque creature has literally vandalised every aspect of the US premiership (and, more broadly, the tenets of democracy) way beyond the realms of credulity!
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Asians came from continental Africa (Morocco)…your point?
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Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay @embrajeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dishonourable mention for Mao Zedong.
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