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@emberstide.bsky.social
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(Av by Harry Clabon) Just a silly lil human (he him) Previously: fine artist, neuroscientist, dnd, mtg, business person. Presently: wandering archaic www.emberstide.com #magictheGathering #DND #science #strength

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just came back to say: “Rest in piss”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Flu continues to be a super awesome experience. Sorry folks if I’m late in responding. It’s just taken me out a bit longer than expected
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This reminds me of all my favorite things about card design in this game I’m not a designer. I just really like this!!
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
News reporter: “lestherface, why did you pursue and slaughter all these teens with hooks and saws?” Lestherface: “look there are conflicting accounts here. Was it a meat hook or a fish hook? This is important nuance.”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don’t know who this Robyn is but I respect her mission
Rolling stone article title:  Robyn Returns With New Album 'Sexistential': 'The Purpose of My Life Is to Stay Horny'
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The flu has claimed me. [rolls onto his back in surrender, like a cat]
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My endogenous serotonin production to me, constantly:
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 05/01/2026
Welcome to Lorwyn Eclipsed, enjoy A Boggart Ballad. #MTGLorwyn youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ
Thumbnail for the Lorwyn Eclipsed Trailer featuring the title "A Boggart Ballad". A goblin from Lorwyn and a Boggart from Shadowmoor stand divided by purple light against backgrounds of their respective side of the plane. Each of these figures is crafted by the Jim Henson company featuring their traditional style.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
LORWYN ART #mtglorwyn
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Of course oko had to up his posting game to include feet on main
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🐐 🐞
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Joshua? Please Joshua was my father. Call me J-pokey
Joshua trees
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My 2026 vibe
Old cracked pink deck box taped together with sleep token sticker 
Next to a heavy play dice holder and a medication bottle
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Michelin but pronounce it “meesh-lob”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
How much death is IN this valley?!
Closeup of a rock in the foreground and Death Valley mountains in the background
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
are you upset? You haven’t consumed your boiling hot bluey…
Bluey hot chocolate … kinda creepy
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Cali shit Good sandwiches
Ike’s sandwich and pork belly sushi taco
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Modfly art so good the fire nation up in his DMs
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A very @modflyalters.bsky.social holiday, part 1 (Solo leveling house, reporting in)
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The bad news: I messed up proportions for making the pie The good news: 2pies
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The life
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am progressively consuming less and less content. It doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate you all - you all are amazing. I’m just experiencing some sort of weird metamorphosis and focusing more on the physical world around me. Tl: dr —> boomer thoughts
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I just want her back
2 bottles of bizarre- looking Orbitz cola from the 1990s
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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬 @vonhitchofen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Four men in parkas forcing a furious polar bear into a cage.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Fun update from the apocalypse; the UPS driver who comes by our building just told us that he is not allowed to pick up any packages unless they are red label for next day. All trucks in the area are full at all times, because UPS did not hire any seasonal workforce, apparently. So that’s fun.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I kinda agree. I think Brian’s much more experienced POV & understanding from a designer’s eye highlights a big challenge with UB: It can be a stage for brilliance and harmonize with the vessel Or it can feel like an afterthought cash grab And I honestly don’t know how I’d emphasize the former
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I bet someone out there has done a really thorough and exhaustively precise copy of word “goon” in the style of the original DOOM logo Good for them, you know? Passion projects.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I dunno yall I feel good about my 2025 music habits
Top ten artists 
Sleep token
MC frontalot 
Aesop rock
Carly Rae Jepsen 
Lorna shore
Coheed and cambria 
Deftones
Dayseeker 
Kpop demon hunters
Slipknot
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Look irony aside and ignoring that blasted collector number thing: This is the thing that makes me salivate for cardboard. Gdamn
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MountainMage, Signature Wizard ⛰️🧙‍♂️✍️ 🔜 Illuxcon @mountainmagesigs.com · 29/11/2025
The 9th annual MountainMage #MTG Charity Raffle has begun! Please read the post thouroughly before buying tickets. Shares are EXTREMELY welcome! Links are here: fullercenterfl.org/donate www.fullercenterfl.org #MagicTheGathering
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I am eating my way through Mexico City today Pray for me
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I made a little sketch for you #betterDaysMTG
Ink sketch of a moth
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Just had my mind entirely blown by a tamal
Tamal with cilantro and salsa verde
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
So far Mexico City history has huge Aliens “we terraformed the whole place and put a city on top” vibes Empires are wild yall
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Modfly Alters @modflyalters.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Posted last night, but I have 4 slots open for the week of Dec. 8th-13th! Here is the form! forms.gle/bwfnjhWNyB8F...
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
You beached better get in here before I start making questionable financial decisions after already picking up multiple spots this year. just the best
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This shit hits harder than a bus, and I’ve been hit by a bus so I should know
Tuna tostada, chalupines and guacamole, salsa verde
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I got to see space this weekend
Faint trails of the Milky Way galaxy in the night sky
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I have set camp and am working on my fallen empires field notes, because there is no better travel writing tool than an old iPad mini and Bluetooth keyboard.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Do you listen to John Prine or do you hate emotions?
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
*aggressively down-tunes bass and guitar* *puts on kilt and approaches HR Giger mic stand*
15 bags of frozen corn
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Let* roblox die * : aggressively facilitate a scenario in which there is no outcome except…
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
PAX SWAG REMAINS UNMATCHED
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
No sleep all grindset week continues But then I am going into the woods for a weekend
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Breaking: the great British painter JMW Turner can no longer accept payments via PayPal
Guardian headline: Turner: The Secret Sketchbooks review – the sheer number of pornographic drawings is a big shock
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The Hermit Druid. @thehermitdruid.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Work has had me busy as all hell so my private lessons have suffered a bit, but I was glad to get back to them last night. @amazenggrace.bsky.social and I made a herb basted salmon steak with Argentinian style Humita and sweet vinegar pomegranate braised veg. Everyone was very happy.
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
New coaching video 🚨 @misplacedginger.bsky.social is back with a banned deck to teach some of the most important lessons shared on the channel: opportunity cost, connecting micro and macro, and more! Seriously a must watch! Every Magic Game Comes Down to This One Question: youtu.be/s0SO9vTMxu8
youtu.be
Every Magic Game Comes Down to This One Question:
YouTube video by Rebell Spike
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
New secret hair alert!
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Update: discharged to rehab. The political news now competes with Hooìe and the blowfish on hallways sound system Rootin, for ya, hootie
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I keep almost making g politics posts here but then I remember that it’s just an ouroboros of mysery
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