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(Av by Harry Clabon) Just a silly lil human (he him) Previously: fine artist, neuroscientist, dnd, mtg, business person. Presently: wandering archaic www.emberstide.com #magictheGathering #DND #science #strength

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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just came back to say: “Rest in piss”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Siri show me my soul’s Vision board
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I am eating so well. So so well.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Avengers: doomsday for these underpants
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Flu continues to be a super awesome experience. Sorry folks if I’m late in responding. It’s just taken me out a bit longer than expected
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This reminds me of all my favorite things about card design in this game I’m not a designer. I just really like this!!
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Opening this set is going to be one of the top three joy experiences of my all time magic existence.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
News reporter: “lestherface, why did you pursue and slaughter all these teens with hooks and saws?” Lestherface: “look there are conflicting accounts here. Was it a meat hook or a fish hook? This is important nuance.”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s no joke! Welcome back and well done
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Blessings. Horny blessings.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The PURPOSE. OF. MY LIFE. Bold.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don’t know who this Robyn is but I respect her mission
Rolling stone article title:  Robyn Returns With New Album 'Sexistential': 'The Purpose of My Life Is to Stay Horny'
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The flu has claimed me. [rolls onto his back in surrender, like a cat]
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
AAAAAAH
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Unfair to hit me with this emotional double barrel but: please don’t stop
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My endogenous serotonin production to me, constantly:
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If milk not milk milk, then milk milk shaped ?
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Elesh Norn hosting gig on deal or no deal is wild tho
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
God this is so good
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 05/01/2026
Welcome to Lorwyn Eclipsed, enjoy A Boggart Ballad. #MTGLorwyn youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ
Thumbnail for the Lorwyn Eclipsed Trailer featuring the title "A Boggart Ballad". A goblin from Lorwyn and a Boggart from Shadowmoor stand divided by purple light against backgrounds of their respective side of the plane. Each of these figures is crafted by the Jim Henson company featuring their traditional style.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
LORWYN ART #mtglorwyn
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Haunch season
Spherical squirrel
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Of course oko had to up his posting game to include feet on main
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🐐 🐞
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This is Joshua tree national park in California, specifically by the north entrance !
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Regirock-ass national park
Rocks at Joshua tree park in California
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Mid-crisis life, baby
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Joshua? Please Joshua was my father. Call me J-pokey
Joshua trees
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
My 2026 vibe
Old cracked pink deck box taped together with sleep token sticker 
Next to a heavy play dice holder and a medication bottle
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
[pulls out Swans “to be kind” vinyl]
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Tag yourself I’m “worth it”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Sorry - michelob Otherwise this whole thing sorta sounds like a madman’s ravings
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Michelin but pronounce it “meesh-lob”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
SO MANY CORPSES
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
How much death is IN this valley?!
Closeup of a rock in the foreground and Death Valley mountains in the background
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
are you upset? You haven’t consumed your boiling hot bluey…
Bluey hot chocolate … kinda creepy
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Dune an Duner
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Dune where’s my car
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Cali shit Good sandwiches
Ike’s sandwich and pork belly sushi taco
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You had me at “lands on his crotch”
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Modfly art so good the fire nation up in his DMs
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You deserve all the good things.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Just glad we got the invite
Bear
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Deep seventh seal vibes over here
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I, a filthy animal, appreciate and reciprocate this fine sentiment !
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I will buy a tiny fraction of the cardboard I did last year for this kinda thing and I’m just loving it Btw - if you ever open up a commission spot here or there, lmk?
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I believe we are in a post value world for this game. I believe that the only value of these cards, almost like it was in the before times, is in playing, trading, and expressing one’s style. Alters like this are something I never coulda imagined as a wee one. Not mad about it at all.
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Annnnnd part 2! No more for now though - I ran outta kids to get altered cards
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A very @modflyalters.bsky.social holiday, part 1 (Solo leveling house, reporting in)
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Embers Tide gnome mode @emberstide.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Pie one
Apple pear pie
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