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Ember

@ember2remember.bsky.social
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Disc golfer, videographer, fisherwoman. *Estrogen added to preserve freshness* Christ Follower. Red Wings fanatic. Adhd She/her/hers (it looks Cis when you have all 3)

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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm 30
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this one's looking real ripe
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Closest of the entire week! Out of 222 plays of the hole.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Updated worlds round ratings.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometime I feel down about how I look/who I am. Then I will take stupid pictures like these— and I think it's worth moving forward.
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h8l8v8 @h8l8v8.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This was an Eagle. @ember2remember.bsky.social ripped today!
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Found a new card. 4x3.fun June 30, 2026 170 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟨🟨 www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No thanks
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Some of you out there being
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I want to have a job where I somehow work under Jon Bois, Hank Green, Tom Scott, Sam Reich, Abigail Thorn, James Acaster, and Alex Horne. I need to find a job where I can learn, laugh, and teach.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We're here, we're queer, get over it, Andy.
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MAGA Rep. Ripped After Claiming That 'Homosexuality Has No Place In America' In Vile Tweet
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
three out of 10 Democrats think I’m abhorrent and disgusting just for being myself. and these are the good ones?
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Bahahahahahaha I lost my bike key at work today... Ffs
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I'm not doing well mentally, and I don't know how to fix it. Doctor appointment tomorrow after work. Hope that's a good first step.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He made a post 2 months ago! youtube.com/post/UgkxFqA...
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Post from Sorrow TV - YouTube
I'm alive! Also I'm in a video!
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Does anyone remember Sorrow TV? I Think it's time for my annual watch marathon. youtube.com/@sorrowtv?si...
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Sorrow TV
Welcome to Sorrow TV. Come join me, friend, as I take you into the mind of a guy in his 20-somethings just trying to keep all his shit together. Just trying to put it all in a box, and just, just get ...
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Matt Nightingale @mattnightingale.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Some reflections on an ecclesial homecoming.
commonsanctuary.substack.com
Come In from the Cold
On ministry, integration, and finding an ecclesial home again
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Started a new fulltime job at a grocery store this week and I'm plum tired. Fun fact (ha): My mom, who only dead names me, came in today to buy some stuff at the end of my shift and I was playing damage control the whole time.
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Three tiny Robs in a Mitch McConnell costume @expatrob462.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Missing the internal combustion engine.
Calvin explaining the 4 simple machines.
The lever, the pulley, the inclined plane, and the internal combustion engine.
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Joe Posnanski @joeposnanski.com · 29/04/2026
On the one hand, the crashing of LIV Golf ends the most shameful money grab in the history of that or maybe any sport. On the other hand ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Watchin' hockey
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Got some really bad car news today— but I also got my housing situation figured out through September. ( if I can get --any-- job within walking/biking distance.) I have withdrawn from all my disc golf tournaments for the year. Registering for pro worlds is probably not going to happen.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My car might be toast.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
@bluekandy.bsky.social I love you, but please stop putting y'all watches for tornados on and around me xD. 2 in 1 week is nuts for this area. (Thank you so much for all you do)
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@bluekandy.bsky.social You were on top of your game today! Amazing work Andy
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
had it for 25 years, all the way back to when i was posting on message boards in 2001. recently i saw a couple of presumably younger people who got the idea that i was the creator of calvin & hobbes. never would've guessed that would be an issue but figured it was probably a good idea to switch
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[hour 76, minute 3, second 16 of my masterclass series] so when you're adding closing credits to your video, some of your top-tier patreon members will have very long names. see, this person's name is Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet. don't be afraid to add a second row here. fantastic name
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i always respected any tv that housed composite inputs on the front of the box. this is known as The People's Input
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
One of, if not my favorite character in all of television is a trans icon. AND I CANNOT SHARE IT BECAUSE IT'S A MASSIVE SPOILER
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Please watch this and tell me how it makes you feel please youtube.com/shorts/bUpwM...
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Model Trains Weren’t Enough Anymore #comic #cartoon #funny #comedy #doodle
YouTube video by Goob
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I jumped into the SDPN watch along to the end of the leafs game. It was so bad the chat was talking about furries and triggering @stevedangle20.bsky.social Good times But also OwO x3 ?
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
DETROIT DO YOU HATE ME (wings)
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
THESE RED WINGS ARE HOT
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Cars fixed! Got the new CV in today along with some other break fixes. I did snap a wheel lug so I get to fix that this week, but the hardest stuff is taken care of!
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Personal update. I've been in a really bad place lately. However! It feels like things might be starting to look up just maybe?
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Don't do this to your CV joint
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm stuck helping my dad with some stuff in hopes of earning money to fix my car. How do I tell my parents that the constant dead naming and misgendering is driving me to a VERY dark place. It feels impossible without changing the relationship forever
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Taco Bell fund xD venmo.com/code?user_id...
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Ember Simonis | @EmberSimonis
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This whole not being able to fix my car stuff because my payment to napa didn't go through and is not being released by my bank really sucks. I just want to buy a CV axle replacement and groceries dang it
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Car is broke Jobs are gone fridge is empty but pro FPO disc golf is back!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 27/02/2026
1. Yesterday, we broke the story that Kansas drivers licenses for transgender people were being immediately revoked by the state. This morning, the ACLU filed suit in state court to block that process. Thousands of trans Kansans watch with horror and hope. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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ACLU Files Lawsuit Against Kansas Trans Drivers License Revocations, Bathroom Bounty Hunter Law
The lawsuit was filed in state court on Friday.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Tadaaaaaaaa *sobs*
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
My car just catastrophically broke while door dashing. Limped home Found this under the right front. Can't turn at all without horrible noise.
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Ember @ember2remember.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
America, we got it!
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