iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 15/08/2026

i've taught a fish to man. i have ruined his life

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 14/08/2026

they say 'don't put all your eggs in one basket', but if you put all your eggs in your pocket putting them all in one basket will suddenly make more sense

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 12/08/2026

i think God would get a lot more done if his work didn't rely on perverts, scammers, and the insane. the almighty has a hiring problem

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 11/08/2026

if The President of The United States of America can take a little nap while on the job, i should be allowed to as well

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 11/08/2026

i stole Dobby's sock so he'll never get into Pigwarts or whatever

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 22/07/2026

comment 'shid' to fard and shid yourself

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 15/07/2026

i'm no chef but you can't feed anyone with a 3 bean salad. you need at least 20 more beans

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 13/07/2026

when stuff pops up on my feed that i do not like, i simply click the 'not interested' option, and move on with my day. this is because i haven't yet created an anonymous account to tell people they suck and that their 'content' has left me with psychic damage

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 09/07/2026

that bread and circus shit will never work on me! *gets handed tortillas and TV* haha wow i feel complacent and placated

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/06/2026

do you wanna tell math-based ghost-stories, or is the poor little baby 2²

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 12/06/2026

i don't trust Susanne's: they're like Anne's, but a bit more sus

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 25/05/2026

we're in that wonderful time of the year where i can't tell if we're heading towards summer or back into winter

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 08/05/2026

is it my turn to make the hanta/hentai virus joke? guys, mom says it's my turn

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 28/04/2026

due to inflation, free hugs are now $0.75 each

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 28/04/2026

playing stupid games but still not winning any prizes (i am bad at games)

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 25/04/2026

just another pube who won't call me back 😔

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 25/04/2026

Lmao not very 2 Timothy 2:15 of him

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 25/04/2026

i told the cashier i was an old soul but they still won't give me the senior discount

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/04/2026

Going to be so funny watching people try and act like this never happened one day

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 08/04/2026

*peering into my Happy Meal* aw shit, they forgot my happy again

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 07/04/2026

i was supposed to go to the moon too but i slept in and they forgot me

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 05/04/2026

i think i'm due for a breakdown. a lil' reset; some temporary insanity, as a treat

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/04/2026

right-wing politics appears to be people who believe in nothing preaching to and leading people who will believe in anything

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/04/2026

creating an AI 'companion' only for it to become verbally abusive and controlling is.. wow. jesus christ. the future is so much more dystopian than i could have imagined

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 28/03/2026

i also have no idea what these websites are saying, since i can't read their weird spanish

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 28/03/2026

hiding in the bathroom because i am currently fartmaxxing uncontrollably

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 18/03/2026

love nearing my forties and discovering the Venn diagram of 'muscles i didn't know existed' and 'muscles i've pulled' is one circle

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 11/03/2026

as a wise man once said, one must imagine Syphilis happy :)

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 09/03/2026

feels like everyone is doing a bit they let run on too long and have no idea how to end

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 05/03/2026

looking into the conspiracy that people's faces CHANGE over the years?? big if true

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 20/02/2026

excuse me, waiter? yes, there is not enough poison in my tea

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 17/02/2026

.. why the hell would any serious writer do that? the final result of putting your work into AI would most certainly be a monstrosity that would not capture the true essence of your work. that is not creativity. that is not art.

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 16/02/2026

someone told me that i tend to nitpick. i can assure you that i pick no nits, sir. why would you say that

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 10/02/2026

we finally have drafts!! i am going to fill my drafts folder with the dumbest shit ever written

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 06/02/2026

well that's not very nice, what did she ever do to you?

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 04/02/2026

my AI doctor is telling me i have ghosts in my blood and need to do cocaine about it

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 04/02/2026

ah yes let's get rid of woke and give everyone an idiot robot instead this will improve society (i am very smart)

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 21/01/2026

i'm tired of fighting the war on raw milk. just last week i had to put down the Kool Aid man - he was full of raw milk instead of kool aid. i shot him 15 times and watched the milk leak from his shattered body. it smelled horrible

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 11/01/2026

i only visit websites that end in .fr because i know they are being 100% for real

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 08/01/2026

i walk her home so she feels safe. then she walks me home so i feel safe. then i walk her back home so she feels safe, so she walks me back home so i feel safe, and somewhere in the back and forth we get mugged

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 07/01/2026

someone should have told me to NOT follow my dreams

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 07/01/2026

i wonder what stupid bullshit we're gonna have to deal with this year

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 03/01/2026

are they gonna revoke his FIFA participation trophy

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 19/12/2025

mockingbirds are actually very polite, you just need to speak to them after they've had their coffee

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 10/12/2025

brooo i can't wait until they make a video game based on the live-action series based on the animated series based on the claymation short based on the book based on the song based on the poem based on the

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