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e-man

@emanbelanger.com

170 followers 120 following 808 posts

comedian and META nominated actor. cheerful, unbothered. i am not to be taken seriously, unless i say 'please take me seriously' links here: linktr.ee/emanbelanger

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/01/2026

how i'm starting 2026

silver Arabic numeral helium balloons that display 2026 but the 6 is tiny compared to the 202

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 12/02/2025

Happy Birthday, Gromit

upper panel: a claymation dog, Gromit, holds a pen and looks sideways

lower panel: a calender showing the month of February with days crossed off and the 12th circled. the circled day is marked as "Gromits birthday"

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 17/01/2025

RIP, David Lynch.

a grey-haired man (played by David Lynch) speaks to a woman behind a desk: "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 25/08/2024

sharing my woes with scammers

screenshot of text messages

message on the left reads: "How is your weekend going?"

my message on the right reads: "Well the dog drove my car into the lake again so it hasn't exactly been great"

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 07/06/2024

signs of the times, man

a fella dressed as a giant dunkin' donuts coffee cup. he is wearing white mime face paint and sporting large white gloves. he is looking towards the camera with a slight smirk on his face.
the caption reads: "And I beheld a pale horse, and the name that sat on him was Death...and Hell followed with him."

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 27/05/2024

"well bite me on the dick, Clark, that kid's got moxie!"

An image showing singer Avril Lavigne wearing a "Happy New Year" tiara and singing into a microphone.
Top caption reads "Sending this to my students to explain why you put titles in quotes..."
Bottom caption reads "Avril Lavigne singing Bite Me on The Dick Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2022 Show"

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/04/2024

what's up Montréal, ready for some stand-up shows in April? details and tickets in my linktr.ee/emanbelanger

Left graphic reads "Upcoming Comedy Shows"
In the middle of the photo, a person with a shaved head grips a microphone while telling jokes.
On the right, honeycomb-style graphics show dates and times for upcoming shows in April

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 12/02/2024

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

Guts from the manga Berserk. Speech bubble reads "Tell me why!"

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 16/01/2024

The Fly canonically exists in the Fullmetal Alchemist universe

a panel from the manga Fullmetal Alchemist. a storage shed setting at night. there are various armors and drawers and shelves. two young brothers lay on a floor scattered with books. a single latern lights the place. speech bubbles read:
"aw, that's just a FAIRY TALE."
"maybe you're right. but what about that alchemist who was performing a transmutation when a FLY flew into the circle and the guy became a FLY-MAN?!"
"you dummy! that's from the MOVIE we saw the other day."

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 05/01/2024

*static noises*

screenshot from The Good Place. Derek, a curly-haired bearded person, stares at another character with a wide-eyed and blank expression. the bottom caption reads "There are *static* where my memories and executive function should be*

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 03/01/2024

i did the dishes and my hands started to age just like in that M. Shyamalan beach movie

pruney fingers

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 03/01/2024

hell yeah

black and white photo of a fluffy cat with spikes on its outfit shredding on a electric guitar. this photo is metal af

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/01/2024

what size batteries does this thing use? my son says it's hand-powered but i can't find the crank

gold-colored fleshlight. it looks like a 90's toy flashlight

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 01/01/2024

i hope to one day live up to my potential

a green forest and blue lake background. the forest is reflected in the lake. the foreground has white text that reads "you carry the potential to become a silly monkey. keep that in mind."

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 30/12/2023

Mario Moreno serving Cuntinflas

Mexican comedian and actor Mario Moreno. the photo is black and white. a microphone is pointed at Mario. Mario is wearing a suit jacket and large glasses

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 29/12/2023

this little goblin is after my chicken dinner

a white and grey kitty sits on his hind legs with his ears perked up. he is staring at something off-screen

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 18/10/2023

Tony Stark died on my birthday

a black and white photo showing Iron Man/Tony Stark. his face is visible and the rest of his body is covered in the Iron Man armoured suit. bottom text reads "Tony Stark: May 29, 1970 - October 17, 2023"

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 25/08/2023

these Uber alternatives are awful

a Google ad displaying a small green app icon with a car symbol within a circle. the name of the app is Fahrtenbuch von Driversnote. a green install button is visible on the right

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 24/07/2023

what is this and what does it do?

screenshot showing a mute list titled 'Drama' with 5,000 users on it with the description "Won't stop engaging in angry drama (usually politics)"

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 19/07/2023

screenshot from 'The Ballad of Buster Scruggs' showing James Franco's character with a noose around his neck. he looks down knowingly with a face full of previous experience, bottom caption reads "First time?"

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 12/07/2023

is this you? don't talk to me about rude, bitch.

screenshot showing user bigkyle.bsky.social's post with the following text: "that's it we're eating rufus"

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 05/07/2023

i love Wes Anderson films! and if folks don't then great, thanks, very cool, go discuss it with your friends and leave me out of that conversation

a stick figure stands in the left corner while another figure gives them a big, sarcastic thumbs up before returning to a conversation with his friends

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 05/07/2023

oh hell yeah this is cool

screenshot of Bluesky Settings showing a blue toggle which would require alt text on images posted

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 28/06/2023

scene from TV show Fleabag. a Catholic priest looks sideways at the titular character Fleabag and tells her "It'll pass."

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 05/06/2023

i mean he wouldn't even have to campaign; street art of Andre the Giant goes hard as fuck

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/06/2023

i read it in this narrator's voice and it was excellent! the pacing is spot on

picture showing the title card of "The Scary Door", a show within the show Futurama that is a spoof of the series The Twilight Zone

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 02/06/2023

when Chick-fil-A goes woke

photo showing the Bible verse John 11:35 "Jesus wept."

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 17/05/2023

june i regret to inform you that the québécois are at it again @junlper.bsky.social

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 13/05/2023

tootprints

photo showing a shoe with soles that resemble cow hoves. this allowed moonshiners to disguise their footprints

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 11/05/2023

yes, my tamagotchi is doing well thanks for asking

picture showing my tamagotchi alive and kicking around

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 03/05/2023

like i know this is jokes but please just let us have a little autistic space to vibe

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 01/05/2023

e-man @emanbelanger.com · 01/05/2023

soy yo.. El Samurai Bandolero!

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 30/04/2023

let me in! LET ME IIIIIIIN!!

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e-man @emanbelanger.com · 29/04/2023