Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was at a bar where an ambulance was called for a man in distress. As they were leaving I shouted "Can you toss me his wallet? It's his turn to buy!" Everyone laughed and I've felt horrible about it since. Anyway, I still have his wallet if he wants it back. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When I was a kid, my dog went to live on a farm too! 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He's going to end the war on "time." I see a Rolex Peace Prize in his future... 0160
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Is anyone here taking #Qelbree for #ADHD? I was on #Strattera and had bad side effects, so I have a bottle of Qelbree sitting here and I'm a bit afraid to take it. The thought of taking a med that inflicts migraines if you're late/skip taking a dose makes me nervous, but.. I'm tired of struggling. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That's awesome! Did you add extra egg whites or are those ostrich eggs? (LOL) My "extra large" chicken eggs are the size of small eggs before covid and 2 of them would never fill that much of the pan! 110
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I did the MRNA covid shot and the MRNA flu shot yesterday! I celebrated with a nap. LOL 120
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The "future" of war means they're going to install AI to make targeting decisions that will be wrong 50% of the time. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I stopped watching the NBA long ago... and I used to have season tickets! 110
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I laughed at "head and shoulders" because that's probably what's in most hot dogs... 110
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And Josh Jacobs, who the Packers hope will join the team again soon, but the NFL has sued for the video for their own investigation. But there's always next year... 4181
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026During the game, the announcers talked about how nobody in Cleveland wanted him to play for the Browns and wanted him to get traded... then made it about his play and not about his shitty behavior. And had the gall to say the fans were going to love him now because he won. 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Givers should never be in relationships with takers. *Speaking from experience. 120
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is my favorite! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qqE...youtube.comCarol Burnett Show outtakes - Tim Conway's Elephant StoryYouTube video by The Carol Burnett Show Official 040
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As long as Tofu is less than half the price of hamburger, call me whatever the hell you want while you eat mystery meat. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trump is a fattie. JD Vance is a beardo. Stephon Miller is a weirdo. Hegseth is a wimp. They all take testosterone for gender affirming care. None of them play for the Warriors. 0132
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Later, the Charlie Kirk show didn't know what happened and asked him about Smith being at the Hawks game. Schmitt replied "well, there were no other men's pro or college games that day..." What an asshole. 020
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My gas is the cheapest it's ever been! I can't afford meat, so I've been eating a lot of beans. 011
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That makes sense. Blame the people, not the agents/insurance companies that profited from it. 100
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thanks for this post! I *had* to look it up. How did I know about this? Fascinating. Lovely way to spend part of my morning - learning something new! 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If they're not using it, how exactly is kicking them off saving money? It only costs money when they use it right? 120
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*Checks car's owner's manual* It doesn't say NOT to do it... 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You forgot to mention the Draftking ads between each headline... 021
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I now have a permanent crease around my hips from 4 years of wearing a size too small because: "I'm going to lose the weight by eating healthier and exercising and don't want to waste money on underwear that's too big." *sigh* 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Low tide is my favorite time because the sand at the water's edge is as hard as pavement and you can ride a bike for miles. And now that tourist season is over, you have long stretches where you're the only human in sight. Just you, seagulls, terns, and the sound of the waves. Heaven on earth. 120
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026At ours, I saw a princess standing outside and singing: 🎵 "Some day my prints will come..." 🎵static.klipy.comI'll See Myself OutALT: I'll See Myself Out 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He was pushing for both sides to focus on saving jobs and avoiding a major hit to the state's economy. Ellison made his plan to move everything to a "red state" clear. As gov, he did his job of saving jobs. Bonta, on the other hand, caved when Ellison played dirty with his political aspirations. 120
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'd rather it be the second or third game and against a power 5 team, but... okay, I guess. Gotta get to a bowl game and need those three easy wins to pad the record, right? Steel sharpens steel. Patsies make you soft because you think you're better than you are and you don't learn your weaknesses. 000