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This is either "The beatings will continue until morale improves" or he's just that far up his own ass. Hegseth is that Lieutenant who got caught cheating on his wife, found "Jesus", failed upwards, and chose to have blind loyalty to someone who will ultimately use him as a scapegoat.

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What's your personal microphone preference for live performances?

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I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense.

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Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They're just going to slide Necro into all the Foley spots in future video games. "The Rock hits Necro Butcher with another chair shot! Somebody stop the match!" #WrestleSky

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Sounds like the voiceover industry is the new terrestrial radio industry.

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Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why don't usernames have Xs before and after them anymore?

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Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is why when my Fed fans ask me to tell them about any NJPW or Stardom talent that end up in TKOland I just say "it doesn't matter, they'll be wasted".

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Thank you, PAC. Seeing him up close and personal was always incredible. #AEW #AEWDynamite

PAC mid Black Arrow at Hammerstein Ballroom

I love that AEW didn't edit out anyone from that tribute. Well done. #AEW #AEWDynamite

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I want Danielson to do the Dorn punch to Rick Vaughn from Major League to Yuta at the end of this match. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Holy fuck, Danielson got me to break twice tonight. #AEW #AEWDynamite

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Darby's tribute just shows how beautiful and ridiculous this whole thing really is. #AEW #AEWDynamite

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What a classic high flyer match to honor PAC. #AEW #AEWDynamite

Greg Bush @gregbush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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If y’all have never seen Pac on UpUpDownDown, he and the New Level were fucking HILARIOUS together.

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Water is wet and Mox is good at this. #AEW #AEWDynamite

David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 01/10/2026

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It's Wednesday. You know what that means. 🥺 #AEWDynamite

IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

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Game 1 of the season and this DAZN stream already sucks. #Isles

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Smiling Woman Rushes Shopping Cart

Me rushing to the used Xbox One and Xbox Series X at my local video game stores after disc to digital became available. #Videogames #Xbox

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Alt: Smiling Woman Rushes Shopping Cart

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Enemy of MAGA? Explain your dismissive stance

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I made a joke elsewhere about putting on my tinfoil hat about the Fed's ties to the current President and the visa problems AEW has had recently. I was immediately swarmed by FedBots who didn't understand sarcasm, but my joke apparently wasn't far off.

Analogue 3D and a SummerCart64 is a perfect combination.

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My friend was coincidentally sitting behind us and yelled "You got heat with PAC!" It's one of her favorite memories from any wrestling show she's gone to, so it's a favorite memory of mine as well. She was heartbroken when I told her the news of his passing.

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Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fun story, at The Dynamite/Rampage Hammerstein 24 show I brought my kid and we ended up sitting ringside right next to where the Death Riders were entering and leaving. PAC pushed a chair towards her and she pushed it back at him and got a death glare from him.

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I can't believe it. Another one gone too soon. Thanks for the graps and for giving gravity memory issues. PAC, you'll be missed. #AEW #WrestleSky

PAC wrestles Kevin Knight on Collision at Hammerstein Ballroom

Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I appreciate Ospreay's love of Assassin's Creed. #AEWAllOut #AEW

Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Justified "Fuck ICE" chants in Chitown. Probably not happening at that other show going on across town. #AEWAllOut #AEW

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 27/09/2026

Willow Ciampa looking at her mom for permission to flip Okada the retaliatory double bird because she knows it's bad is A+ professional wrestling and why it is better than all the things you like

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Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here's a couple memes for the Godzilla fans. #Godzilla #KaijuSky

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Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He's also quite known to be better than people and them knowing it. So this ranking is overdue.

Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This Orange Crush guy really wants that Herb Abrams/UWF Dark Side of the Ring treatment.

Elvis Cage @elviscage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I missed something, but bringing in Tomohiro Ishii's cousin Erika into the Conglomeration sounds like an amazing idea. #AEW