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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Expecting a delivery from Evri today. Here's the status page. It's definitely coming right?

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You were doing it wrong ... my friend says ...

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm a fully grown man so of course I haven't just sucked on a helium balloon and recorded myself singing

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Shrek Smiling - Hamstermert

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Work wife returns after a 2 week break tomorrow. I'll be playing it very cool and nonchalant

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Playful Golden Retriever Dog

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Not quite as entertaining as England v France is it?

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

@blue-dixie.bsky.social How are you doing? Any more totally unfunny incidents of you hurting yourself?

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Amazing. Nearly didn't stay up for that. #England #WorldCup

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Special's World Cup Wonderings Day 2 - why don't they all get to play in their own countries? - they keep saying POA on Love Island. Do you know what that means? - do you like my earrings? - I can't find 1 of my ear buds (bought yesterday) This will definitely be the longest World Cup

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Special decided to watch the first match of the World Cup with me. So far she's spoken about: - New headphones - US politics - UK politics - Sky cam should have rain drops wiped off - Some of the seats are empty - Why did he flop around like a salmon This thread could be 10 more posts

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I don't consider myself to be brave or anything like that but not much scares me. Except when my parents say "I want a *random tech/app*". Then a fear like no other hits me as I realise the many hours of my life I'm about to lose

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Woke up from a dream where I was about to be asked out on a date. I hope Gabrielle was right This post shows both how young and clever I am

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

In that case, I am exceptionally healthy

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Going to watch Trainspotting which I last watched as a teenager. I don't remember it at all so I'm expecting a lovely coming of age film centred around an interest in trains and perfect for after church on a Sunday afternoon

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Not too well today. It's OK though. I'm sure 31° heat and 4 Teams meetings with needy teenagers and pushy parents will be the cure

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Embarrassed Kid During Interview

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Special went out in the sun for a few hours. Predictably is now burnt and wants some sympathy

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Not In My House Basketball Meme

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Started the day by dropping my phone on my face. As the mature and logical man I am, I'm now sulking and stropping at the universe

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Peow1 - Funny Pout Face

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I hope they don't do a drug test on Ollie #AVFC

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

🎶 Sitting in a hot car. Hoping that Special will hurry up. Maybe we can make a deal. Maybe I should just leave her here🎶

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I used to reassure my parents not to worry when using tech because no matter what they do, they can't set off a nuclear missile. After trying to teach them how to attach a doc to an email for the 476187th time, I'm no longer sure that's true

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

In this week's installment of Food I've Hidden So I Don't Have To Share ™️ - Chocolate Hob Nobs. Subscribe so you don't miss the next reveal

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I hate it when lyrics are hard to learn

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

If you see this, post a legendary space traveler

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Woke up from a dream just as I was about to tuck in to some custard creams I'd stolen. Yes, I'm in a bad mood. Yes, I'm going to want custard creams all day. No, there's nothing more important going on in the world right now

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone else. I won a disagreement. Did she say I was right? No. Did she say she was wrong? No. But I know. And she knows I know. I did it!

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a person is holding a green bottle with smoke coming out of it and giving a thumbs up .

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Made a huge life decision. I'm not meant to work. Any sugar mamas out there, I'm available. You may have to negotiate a price with Special, but she will probably give a discount, gift wrap and deliver to your door same day.

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kim kardashian is holding a stack of money and saying `` you 'll be my sugar momma ! ''

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Malen might have been a good sub to bring on in a match like this

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