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Jamtiguan 🫨

@elusived.bsky.social
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Random thoughts and nonsense. Make memories, not misery. Mind for adventure but body for bed. Certified nillionaire Warning ⚠️ I reply instead of like

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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah that sounds right! Just like with Pirates 3, I didn't think I should warn you 😄. Will you finished series?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 15h
Thoughts?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 18h
Have you heard anything about JW3?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😄 I like the sound of her! But wait, doesn't that mean it's not her personality...
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is awkward... I was talking to Patrick
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Swiggity Swooty Gimme Dat Booty
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How did that go? How are you doing since?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I choose to see your reply as all positive with no reason to doubt anything
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Expecting a delivery from Evri today. Here's the status page. It's definitely coming right?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't want to say anything but it gave me a few jump scares too 🫥
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's the right attitude to go in with! Enjoy
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Superholly's Empowering 'Do Your Thing' Message
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
😃 You win this round
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can't say that without posting the do!
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You sound like my managers and my clients. More money and less responsibility is the dream. Hope it goes well. Lot of change for you recently and sounds like it's going well! Enjoying it?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've only cried 3 times a day so far so it's going well thanks! What's your new job?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I tried to be that "clever" on purpose, I wouldn't even get close How's the start of the school year treating you?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really need to think more about the wording/images I send to you
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michelle 😔. You've got to keep those cheeks fed
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Barney Stinson: Challenge Accepted (HIMYM)
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
9 months is nothing. Takes as long as it takes. Tears are allowed
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I work with mostly teens so I know what you mean except I do NOT think about their beauty or otherwise!
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great colour coordination. Suits you
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Mrs. Slocombe & Miss Brahms: Oh That Does Suit Madam!
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've been wanting to go to jne of these! Good time?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait. There's another way to be?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OK, since you're offering, I'll have a plate, thank you
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatcha making?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You were doing it wrong ... my friend says ...
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm a fully grown man so of course I haven't just sucked on a helium balloon and recorded myself singing
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Shrek Smiling - Hamstermert
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've already said too much so ...
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Captain Jack Sparrow
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I thought about warning you but I didn't want to ruin the enthusiasm you had after watching the first 2 😀
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel like I should say, this gif does not represent a euphemism 😳
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One day ...
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Cute Character Pinching Cheeks
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The phrase "when I'm exerting pressure" is filling me with fear
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went out keeping you safe. It was a hero!
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😀 I understand this pain. Add an eye twitch and rocking back and forth and that was me after my leave
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The signature cheeks!
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Work wife returns after a 2 week break tomorrow. I'll be playing it very cool and nonchalant
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Playful Golden Retriever Dog
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The annual bath is always nice
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe you're like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable? If you don't get this reference just imagine I've been very clever and funny
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh yeah, now I put my specs on I can see it 😁 Something tells me I wasn't meant to agree with that
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Congratulations! You dont even look 36
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Cutesy Hey There
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Guess who dropped their very saucy dinner all over a carpeted floor
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The Office: Jim Halpert's 'This Guy!!!' Meme
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well, from an internet stranger, im glad your OK, that recovery is quick and no lasting damage. Any fear about getting back in a car?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bloody hell! How are you doing?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm nervous of another stomping coming our way, but come on Villa!
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is it strange that I google searched, copy and pasted someone else's legs just to be annoying?
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pay day Friday
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Funny Sea Lion Dance on Dock
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What's his email? Just out of curiosity...
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Hacker Meme: Typing on Keyboard
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Jamtiguan 🫨 @elusived.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You're a good 'un for doing it though. Think of all the annoying spam stuff you can sign him up for. Or you could catfish him. Obviously I'm not a good 'un
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