Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026People really don’t park their car on the front lawn like they used to…. 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We as Latinos will never create true coalition until you little idiots stop saying the fucking n-word, tell your primo right now to knock it the fuck off! 001
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Coworkers were talking about Mike Tyson and why he was in jail “rape charge, 2 ½ years” “was it proven?” “Not sure it might have been a set up” oh oh I’m in danger here oh these men are predators oh no 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026In ways you truly could never understand, I love being a lesbian so much. Good night and god bless to those who celebrate 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m controlling the mechanical Bull for some grown adult and their mom is being so over protective it’s ruining my groove 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Up again thinking about how I haven’t thought I looked hot in any photos of me in like 10 years, and I still hate who I am as a person, and the one thing that man took from me was the shell of outward confidence in myself because he thought I was too conceited and now I am left with nothing 100
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Payton’s coworker asked “is your girlfriend bi?” And she told them “no, she has an ex husband but hm how do I explain this, she likes her boygirls” 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Finally watching Fallout…so who’s this Dane person, will they be bring back this Dane character, for some reason find myself really interested in this Dane person feel like maybe we recenter the show on this mysterious hot Dane guy no? 100
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Alex, give me “photos that would do numbers on tumblr in 2011” for 1000 please 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Everyone is not scared enough about current children and teenagers lack of reading comprehension, I’m sorry but it’s so serious, the kids can’t read and when they can read they do not understand what the words they’re reading mean 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Everytime I set foot in a government building I start to understand libertarians a little bit more, we should demolish all these places 100
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You like one video saying more butches should be making out and suddenly all your targeted ads are for binders 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I hate when people can’t tell that they’re being a cliche, with no self awareness, idk why it bothers me so much 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Unlike some autistic people who have a hard time making friends irl and are good at making friends online, I am bad at both 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 24/02/2026If there’s one thing my boss knows about me is how horrible the first day of my period is because somehow anytime I’ve had to either call out or leave early because of my excruciating cramps he’s the one who happens to answer the phone instead of my other assistant managers haha 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Just heard my coworker describe the common symptoms of depression in her teen daughter and then say “idk she’s just been such a loser lately” 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The reason I have so few friends is because if you start doing something crazy or even just kinda too cringey I will tell you and it’s going to be blunt, what do you mean you’ve been thinking about becoming and antivaxxer? 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 28/01/2026A girl who’s “apolitical” and also just found out she doesn’t have any bridesmaids for her wedding, that’s a conservative henny 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Wait how am I just finding out the wachowzki sisters aren’t twins??? I thought they were fraternal twins this whole time and I only found out they’re not because I can never remember which sister has the crazy pink faux dreads (it’s Lana fyi) 000
Reposted by Lil chillonapixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Don’t understand the 2016 trend. It was only three years ago, surely that’s too recent to be nostalgic about 221547165
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026There has got to be a solution to insomnia that isn’t “take some sort of sleep aid that leaves you sorta groggy the whole day” I have been actively trying to make myself fall asleep for 4 hours 100
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 07/01/2026No offense to the jury duty people, I’m grateful they let me off, but they kinda also ruined my whole day because my only plan was jury duty, my outfit is jury duty, now what am I supposed to do? 110
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 23/12/2025What about me, a 30 year old lesbian peacefully crocheting my girlfriend a Christmas present, gives “yeah I wanna go to a shitty pub and grab a drink with 4 dudes from high school” because my friend called me at 11pm to invite me to that exact scenario 110
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I’m at the point where the oil in my hair is making me evil (day three of not washing it) how do people go a whole week without washing 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Sometimes my life is so “teenage tumblr post” it’s all vintage peignoirs, scarfing down a pizza and having sex on the couch, and I just have to smile 100
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 11/12/2025One of life’s tiny pleasures is being fully nude in your apartment after an everything shower just air drying 010
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It’s blows my mind how much shirt people know about shirts, I’m trying so hard to understand what makes a perfect basic blank cotton tshirt and why one should be $80-$150 because my girlfriends is a shirt person and she knows the shirts and I want to get her “thee shirt” without having to ask her 110
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 23/11/2025When a man puts me on his close friends, sir get me out of here we are not even regular friends 010
Reposted by Lil chillonadonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I stay up late when I’m very tired because suffering makes you cool and attractive 08115
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Why is no one talking about how 5SOS is just reheating fontaines dc’s romance nachos right now?!?!?! 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 18/11/2025It’s so hard trying to figure out my weird old guy coworkers politics haha he’s like “abolish landlords” but then he made a “yeah I would also love free food” statement about the food drive we’re running at work so who knows what’s going on there 020
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Left a comment on a video about “she’s a 10 but has an attitude problem” and it was a slideshow of girls being really mean to men they “like” all I said was “this was me but turns out I’m just a lesbian” and now my inbox is all random dudes asking “are you the lesbian that beats up men????” 110
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Got my alarm set for 4:45 am, been in bed since 8:45 pm, been exhausted all day…..haven’t been able to fall asleep yet at 12:25 am 010
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 27/10/2025People who really like specific uncool dad sneakers make me wary, that’s a shoe you just own not something you seek out 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 16/10/2025If you wake up early enough you can feel every human emotion before sunrise and then you’re done with that for the rest of the day and you can be ~normal~ 010
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Being autistic is just having the feeling that someone is mad at you or that you did something wrong but not knowing why and everyone tells you it’s all good…for now 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 15/10/2025How many times can I cry today for no real reason other than *vaguely gestures at the state of the world* 031
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Moon beam soon beam staring at her boobies going to the movies it’s ice cream 010
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I hate that when one mental illness hits another one tries to swoop back in “ah she’s depressed, you know what will fix this problem, not eating for several days”. When ED raises its head you have to cook yourself a really good steak and potatoes meal and pour yourself a nice red wine. 010
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 17/09/2025For as long as I live I will never trust a 40something liberal white person, how are you saying ACAB and also trying to be buddy buddy with the coworker who literally wants to be a cop. Allistic white people have no political backbone 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Cried because I read a comment of someone describing how wild it was to see they’re wife form a new human and birth it that ended with “she’s the only god I’ll worship”, day 3 of my period is hitting different in my 30s 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 26/08/2025No one ever tells you what your blood pressure should be so when the nurse takes it she just says numbers and I’m supposed to understand if that’s good or bad 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Babe we’re so cooked, the butches are getting Botox, no listen we’re done, it’s over 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 01/08/2025My ex once told me “I think it’s sad that when you’re talking to your parents everyone can tell they’re not listening to you” and I was like no my parent listen to me, but my dad just got up and walked away while I was mid-sentence talking about my chronic pain at work 020
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I’m pretty sure my coworker is a serial killer that hasn’t quite escalated to killing yet 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Terminally online leftist word of the week has to be capitulated, if I hear it one more time I’m gunna 💥 000
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025My coworker just said “I have this strange feeling, I don’t know it’s just something in me saying LeBron James is gunna retire soon” oh the 40 year old player might retire soon wow great intuition brother 000
Reposted by Lil chillonautopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 03/07/2025*trying to ignore the concentration camps* i just need to lock in 6888119
Lil chillona @elsidskid.bsky.social · 02/07/2025I know most people would be over it by now, but I still cry thinking about my poor baby Peewee 000
