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Immigration lawyer. Mom. Aquarius. All skeets explicitly represent the views of my employer. 📍 CT/NYC

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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 3h
I’m so conflicted because I want to read the story and know what happens and I like the plot, but it’s literally just hard to read for me. I end up re-reading pages a lot because I zone out.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 3h
I’m going to say something controversial. I’m not super obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl. Like it’s good but there is always WAY TOO MUCH going on and it’s all made up things so it’s honestly hard to follow. It feels like a chore but I want to finish it.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Again, I literally beg any journalist writing about immigration to learn something. "H-1B visas are meant for high-skilled jobs that are difficult to find American workers to fill." No they aren't! That isn't a requirement of an H-1B! It is for the green card but not H-1B. apnews.com/article/h1b-...
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The Trump administration is suspending Microsoft from a green card program, alleging fraud
The Trump administration is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using H-1B visas, accusing the company of fraud.
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It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping! @pipercat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Leopards, faces, etc. www.cnbc.com/2025/01/09/m...
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Microsoft contributes $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
Microsoft would like President-elect Donald Trump to make sure that U.S. artificial intelligence policy in the next four years will support its goals.
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 08/10/2026
President Donald Trump's administration is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using H-1B visas as it accuses the company of fraud. to.pbs.org/4rS5Epk
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WATCH: Vance says Microsoft is being suspended from green card program for H-1B visa workers
President Donald Trump's administration is suspending tech giant Microsoft from a program to apply for green cards for workers who come to the U.S. to live and work using H-1B visas as it accuses the ...
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This might be the whitest thing I’ve ever said but I love 😍 driving through Darien in the fall. 🍂 🍁
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bruh
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today is the first time my son is getting on a plane without me and I didn’t think I’d have such anxiety about it. So I just booked a 90 massage for later.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And yes that is Myles Garrett and Chloe Kim behind Ovi.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trouble in paradise.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 07/10/2026
For over 20 years, civilians in Afghanistan risked their lives to help us. The bipartisan Special Immigrant Visa program was a promise & a recognition of their service.   By dismantling this program, Trump is breaking that promise & sending many of these allies back into harm's way.
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Democrats accuse Trump of stranding over 155,000 Afghans who aided the U.S.
A spokesperson defended the Trump administration's visa ban for Afghans, saying it’s “long past time to move past” the conflict and “look ahead to the future.”
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And there it is. Essentially prohibiting international students from working in the US post-graduation. A $70k fee on a university for them to request OPT authorization for a student. $30k for a subsequent request. public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2026-20660.pdf
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump admin's new rule adding prohibitively expensive new fees for "OPT"—temporary work authorization program for international students and new grads in the United States—is out. Would require colleges to pay $70,000 for year one. $30,000 for years two and three combined for STEM fields.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am so happy my friend was brave enough to file for divorce against her POS husband. He now is charged with a felony and misdemeanor and with that she was able to get the TRO that a judge previously denied. Being the lawyer in the group I've taken contemporaneous notes of EVERYTHING with timestamps
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is my people.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s actually what I said. I said it’s like offsetting penalties in football.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this bad?
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Watching sports on local broadcasts means seeing political ads for states I will never set foot in 🫠🫠🫠
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the schools we toured has half days every Wednesday. HOW THE FUCK DO WORKING PARENTS HANDLE THIS??? We need to both work to afford your exorbitant tuition anyways.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As we left we saw parents leaving in a Ferrari. FML
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We’re touring 2 private schools today we can’t afford and I feel like it’s the equivalent of trying on a wedding dress way outside your budget.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shohei is pitching in the street.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jameis Winston is knitting on a bench.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s also enjoying playing in the sprinkler with Macklin Celebrini.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Update: they honeymooned in Bulgaria and are now happily married for 5 days.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One cop accidentally recorded himself talking to a 17yo he stalked using flock/databases trying to show her a dead body to impress her and hitting on her. The other used flock/databases 381+ times to look up a woman he wanted to date who is 20+yrs younger than him. www.youtube.com/live/IkLoy1x...
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LIVE: 2 Pinellas County deputies arrested
YouTube video by FOX 13 Tampa Bay
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2. The fact that doctors cannot participate without losing their license means that less qualified people do. And you end up with what happened here. Pharma companies do not want their medication used for this so the inventory they have sits and gets old and then doesn’t work. It’s literal torture.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1. Yes I think there are certain people that have done things so horrific that can’t be forgiven and probably shouldn’t be in this world. But a society should not have the power to sentence them to death. The risk of executing an innocent outweighs the need to execute.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is quite literally the definition of torture. Wtf are we doing here, people??? The death penalty is an issue I actually changed my stance on, over time. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/s...
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How Did Christa Pike Survive Two Lethal Injections of Pentobarbital?
A catheter carrying the drug may not have delivered the doses to Ms. Pike’s bloodstream, experts said. The drug itself may have been degraded.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Household debt at a record high. Student loan defaults at a record high. Credit card debt at a near record high. Meanwhile, corporate profits are the highest they’ve ever been. CEOs are paid 325x more than their typical workers. U.S. billionaire wealth is up 30% in a year. It's unsustainable.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just paid $176 round trip to be able to sit with my son on an 8 hour flight to/from Europe and I was fucking incensed. I’m traveling with a 4 yr old and choosing a seat, any seat, cost $44 each. Not a premium seat just any old seat. If I didn’t, we’d be seated separately.
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
78% of surveyed professional women in marine science experienced sexual harassment in the workplace, in case anyone still wrongly believes this is a matter of just partying too much in college. www.womeninoceanscience.com/sexual-haras...
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Sexual Harassment in Marine Science — WOMEN IN OCEAN SCIENCE
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She has to wait for him to get served with a warrant for child endangerment (soon, but still 4 weeks after the incident) which comes with automatic TRO. She had to get an ex parte temp custody order which keeps him away from the kids, but not her if she's home alone. I AM FUMING.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She's already served him with divorce papers, which is probably going to trigger him even more.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm making sure she gets a Ring camera, taser, pepper spray, locks changed once she can get a TRO, etc. His dad is a former cop so I'm sure he thinks nothing bad will ever happen to him. It makes me so fucking furious. This is how women die. All the time.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You want him to physically abuse her first, so they can then issue a TRO?? He's about to get served a warrant for child endangerment.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My friend, whose husband has an open DCF case & documented repeated verbal abuse to spouse, filed a restraining order against him and it got denied because "he has no history of physical abuse against his spouse." Just extreme verbal and physical abuse to kid. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING, PEOPLE???
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like @thejenlife.bsky.social will appreciate this 🤣
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve had my eye on Bruins tickets for my son’s birthday and good lord a non-conference game will cost us over $500 for 3 people’s tickets (nosebleeds), food, and transportation. $1000+ if we stayed the night in Boston 💸💸💸. MAKE SPORTS ACCESSIBLE TO FAMILIES JFC
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In response to Ovechkin’s appearance in an ad for Putin’s party, I made him get gay married to Sidney Crosby in my Tomodachi Life game.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The bank customer service person asked me why I was closing the account that got $1 interest and $60 in fees in the past year. Bitch, why do you think?
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he's busy, matt.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I only have to call the city bar hotline because the AILA one is understaffed/underfunded that they don't have availability 🙃
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have to call the ethics hotline about a matter and so few lawyers know anything about immigration procedure and representation it almost seems worthless tbh.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank god for Red Zone because I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Elp @elpsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People normalizing having a disgusting ass vile car interior and just cleaning it all out once a year in a deep clean is what’s wrong with this country. Clean your shit people! Don’t use the excuse of kids either.
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