Alt: Predator Cloaks in Forest

Alt: A clip from a wrestling match in which my sweet Cinnabon-loving son, Konosuke Takeshita, reaches into a bag and pulls out a middle finger directed at Kazuchika Okada.

Alt: A woman in a wrestling ring showing off a big pipe

Alt: Bonesaw Is Ready in big text in front of macho man Randy Savage holding a microphone

Alt: A scene from Jurassic Park on which Dr. Grant, a dude in a blue shirt, khaki pants, and a cool tan hat, is resting his body on the side of a triceratops and feeling her breathe. The way Sam Neil plays this scene with the wonder and joy of someone who's touching an animal he's only ever known as bones gets me ever goddamn time 🥺😭