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Alice Roberts

@elooto.bsky.social
246 followers 166 following 134 posts

Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agree. Jrue over Ja
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True. And Blazers don’t really have a choice. The blowback is worse if they keep him and doubly so if he someday says something subtly racist. If they were hiring an office staff they’d probably work through it, but he would’ve been a public “face of the team”.
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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For the record, I would do PBP for the Blazers and I’m pretty cheap
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good point. I hope it’s Vit.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably Sochan. People seem to forget about him.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Slow clap 👏
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How can be?
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Was his name Mr. Nodnud?
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s because Dundon isn’t forward thinking
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thank GAD we finally have a shooter. I don’t care HOW OLD he is…
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You can give dirty tom dundies all the money in the world and they’ll still be full of shit. Players won’t want to play for a divisive little shit stain that can’t run a sports team without a welfare check. #ripcity #ripoff
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Burrito Boi @bigdilemma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Boycott Panda Express #ripcity
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m sure all the stadium drama and layoffs are helping the Blazers’ players focus on winning. You shounldn’t buy teams you can’t afford to run Dumdum. The city provides the people, not the money. This whole idea that cities should provide welfare to billion dollar sports teams is retched.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tom Dundon wants to have the first outdoor nba stadium to save on heating costs
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dundie’s got as much liquidity as a fish out of water. He doesn’t want gravity to help him return to the sea, he wants the sea to come to him. He can’t raise funds because the only people that like him haven’t been sober since the stanley.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tom Dundon is putting his kids up for adoption after finding out what it costs to raise them
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ponsi and Spaz like to kiss Dundies undies
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Micah on the mic 🎤
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tom Dundon pinches pennies with his butthole
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When Tom Dundon drops $100 it is worth his time to pick it up
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😖
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ah the big cheese, respect
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is he a cracker stacker or a cracker packer?
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Who cares if you “don’t have a power forward” when you have extra seven footers that can dribble and shoot. Or “too many guards” when most of them can defend small forward and score at will? Today’s actual positions: 3 and D Rim protector Playmaker #1 Playmaker #2 Floor diver
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fml
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🤝
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Yeah, shoulda been a Tou for one sale
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think this could work if Lamelo leans into the Prince vibe #nba
Lamelo ball timberwolves prince jersey
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wolves essentially traded randle and naz for melo lol
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He had serious acting chops
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Knickerchocker fans are gross
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Finch is a whiner and breeds that culture, but he is right to protest those goal tends which were clear as day.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You never know when the Tonéphiles are gonna go apeshit
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
👩🏻👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿
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Ginger Turmeric Please @freeroo.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026
Also why is Jokic mad? He about to get more time with his horses and that is what he enjoys most. Should've thanked McDaniels.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Shoe Senderson #ripcity
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Ryan Clarke @ryantclarke.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
7 years ago today. #RipCity
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Love this! At first I thought it said mom and son and was liking that version too. Can we add a plot twist where they get to guatemala and we find out they ARE vampires?
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Tom Dundon doesn’t opt for either fried skin or liver at Nong’s
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Tom Dundon tells players not to order toothpaste from the frontdesk. There’s plenty left in his tube to go around.
Dundon’s Squeeze Tube
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That’s a low blow
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
NBA on Peacock is abusive
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
espn.com
Blazers not furnishing fans with T-shirts invites cash questions
The Portland Trail Blazers won't give away T-shirts for fans when they take on the San Antonio Spurs in Game 3 and 4 of the opening series, another in a series of moves that has drawn questions about ...
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I think he might earn your respect. Let’s check-in after.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#ripcity
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Could you imagine if they made a 65 exception for bird and drexler but not jordan? He would’ve destroyed everything in his path. Ant bout to go off in game 1.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lighten up Brad. We’re poking fun at the new boss.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
He’s shooting 38% from 3 since allstar break. I’ll take that all day.
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Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Thoughts on this blazers jersey design with a literal interpretation of a trail blaze in orange spray paint on a douglas fir tree? #ripcity
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