Reposted by Alice RobertsJoe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 20hFor the record, I would do PBP for the Blazers and I’m pretty cheap 1364
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You can give dirty tom dundies all the money in the world and they’ll still be full of shit. Players won’t want to play for a divisive little shit stain that can’t run a sports team without a welfare check. #ripcity #ripoff 000
Reposted by Alice RobertsBurrito Boi @bigdilemma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Boycott Panda Express #ripcity 021
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m sure all the stadium drama and layoffs are helping the Blazers’ players focus on winning. You shounldn’t buy teams you can’t afford to run Dumdum. The city provides the people, not the money. This whole idea that cities should provide welfare to billion dollar sports teams is retched. 010
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tom Dundon wants to have the first outdoor nba stadium to save on heating costs 010
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Tom Dundon is putting his kids up for adoption after finding out what it costs to raise them 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 20/07/2026When Tom Dundon drops $100 it is worth his time to pick it up 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Who cares if you “don’t have a power forward” when you have extra seven footers that can dribble and shoot. Or “too many guards” when most of them can defend small forward and score at will? Today’s actual positions: 3 and D Rim protector Playmaker #1 Playmaker #2 Floor diver 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I think this could work if Lamelo leans into the Prince vibe #nba 030
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Wolves essentially traded randle and naz for melo lol 000
Reposted by Alice RobertsGinger Turmeric Please @freeroo.blacksky.app · 26/04/2026Also why is Jokic mad? He about to get more time with his horses and that is what he enjoys most. Should've thanked McDaniels. 032
Reposted by Alice RobertsRyan Clarke @ryantclarke.bsky.social · 23/04/20267 years ago today. #RipCity 0121
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Tom Dundon doesn’t opt for either fried skin or liver at Nong’s 020
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Tom Dundon tells players not to order toothpaste from the frontdesk. There’s plenty left in his tube to go around. 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Thoughts on this blazers jersey design with a literal interpretation of a trail blaze in orange spray paint on a douglas fir tree? #ripcity 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It’s sad that the ok nba team can’t win unless they play dorty. Bunch of lusers. 010
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Have Blazers ever considered a buffalo check jersey? 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I love how my dog is like Carrot? no. Milk buscuit? nah Aged cheddar? ummm, ok Dried bull penis?: OH HELL YEAH!! 000
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My favorite thing about spotify wrapped is finding out who has young children. 010
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 08/11/2025These #nbacup courts are gaudier than my daughter playing in the makeup drawer 030
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 07/04/2024I pledge Iowegiance to the play of the University of Iowa, and to logo buckets for which it drains, one Caitlin under Bluder, undefendable, with dribbling, and assists for all. 050
Alice Roberts @elooto.bsky.social · 08/02/2024Gonna start using ther in place of there/their/they’re 020
