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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻

@elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social
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Dani. Enby. 32. Mama. Autistic. 🖤 If you have the neurodivergent urge to info dump about/discuss your special interest, my inbox is open anytime!:) Otherwise leave me alone. I'm busy coping with my own perpetual existential dread!👀🙃

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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Lil Harvey @jawntravolta.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There's something to be said about ppl who start moving weird and know you know but won't say anything until they're forced to. And people who have exceptional pattern recognition clock that shit immediately. You don't move that way about ppl you actually care about. Nobody does.
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Roxie @mypetroxie.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's my transiversary!
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
UPDATE: The Comey criminal case, at least for now. has been assigned to Judge Michael NACHMANOFF, an appointee of Joe Biden. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
There are literally farmers all over America losing everything since they can’t sell their products because of Trump’s tariffs who are glued to their TV sets watching Fox thrilled that their hero indicted Comey. The tractor’s getting repossessed, but Trump owned those libs again!
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Whatever @heinslmn.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Sounds fair…
btuckertime (on Threads)

Look, Tom Homan has not had a trial and has never been proven guilty. So let's all take a step back and do what he would do - send him to a secret prison in El Salvador until we can figure this out.
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Feathered Stone @stonefeathers.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
His comments were not ill timed nor insensitive I still won’t ever come back Disney so fuck off forever just like fucking target and Hulu and ESPN
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Excellent question.
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Mark Hultmark - Liberal 🏳️‍🌈💙 @turtledj.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Yeah
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Sue Massa @smassa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Blizzee @blizzardskies.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
#Donate #kidneytransplant #kidneyrecipient #givelife #livingdonor 💚💚💚
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VoidedMike @voidedmike.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Kept the 6oz blue cup from my United flight. Gonna use it for a while before tossing it—gotta make sure it lives a full little plastic cup life. Sentimental ✈️ meets practical ♻️ #NeurodivergentThings
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VoidedMike @voidedmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
1/ WhatsApp now supports video calls using the Meta x Ray-Ban smart glasses — meaning you can stream your POV hands-free. For blind & low vision users, this is huge for remote assistance and real-time guidance. 🧠🕶️ #Accessibility #BlindTech #MetaGlasses #SmartWearables
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Okay, but they forgot the word 'dangerous'.
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Hansine Ilse of the North Shore @parisinthespring99.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
RIP Andre 😍
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Someone tell god we'll trade Donald Trump for Ozzy Osbourne back! 👀 @thegodpodcast.com
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I'm glad this is the new thing
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Not Vyvanse but a different one lmao
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
It's a Candace Owen's video, but check the comments!👀 No, I don't usually watch or listen to her, but I just happened to click and see that it was her, and then I just started reading. This looks super promising, though. Cause lots of his fans aren't shutting up, even some of his cult like base👀
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Trump went from "release the files" to "protect the philes" so quick🫠🙃
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 17/07/2025
One day. That’s the slap in the face the DOJ is calling “accountability” in Breonna Taylor’s case. Now they want to act like civil rights charges were too much? Please be for real. If you’re wondering how little they value Black lives—look no further.
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DOJ seeks one-day sentence for officer in raid that killed Breonna Taylor
In November, a federal jury found officer Brett Hankison guilty of violating Taylor’s civil rights during a March 2020 police raid in which she was fatally shot.
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✨🫧jennifer🫧✨ @rainbowkitties.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Things men aren't told
enough....

It's not your job to fix everything.
You're allowed to talk about what hurt you.
It's okay to cry or be upset.
Debt isn't a personal failure.
You don't need to “man up"- you need to be safe.
Your softness isn't weakness.
You don't have to hold it together all the time.
You deserve support & help, too.
You're allowed to walk away from love that hurts.

@mental.health.with.emma
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✨🫧jennifer🫧✨ @rainbowkitties.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Too often we
underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You ever look at a warm cinnamon roll and think “same” because I too fall apart when touched gently
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/07/2025
Front page of Drudge right now
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Oh absolutely not. Darling I'm just getting started💁🏻‍♀️
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
How tf are we living in a timeline where this shit is somehow seen as okay?! This should be absolutely criminal.
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The TransAdvocate @transadvocate.com · 07/07/2025
Did you know?
Ronald Reagan's
GRAVE
is a
Gender Neutral
BATHROOM
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
May The 4th Be With You Friends #2 🎆 @adoboblue.bsky.social @andrewgildersleeve.bsky.social @tntnle.bsky.social @chellelavixen.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @martini-shot.bsky.social @javierdeherrero.bsky.social @primerisk.org @charlene411.bsky.social @dcombes.bsky.social
Text on a blurred, colorful background reads: The 4th of July is cancelled due to a shortage of freedom.
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Washington State Democrats @wadems.org · 03/07/2025
Immigrants are the heart of America's story. Without them, there’s no America.
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My 6 year old doesn't even know it's a holiday at all👀🤷🏻‍♀️ It didn't feel right to mention liberty and freedom FOR ALL while millions were losing theirs....
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Jealousy makes you even uglier laura🤦🏻‍♀️
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It's goodbye to June but not goodbye to pride!🌈🏳️‍🌈
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
My "gifted" brain was actually just autism and it includes extreme social anxiety, soI look stupid 99% of the time anyway🤷🏻‍♀️
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hell fucking NO!!!!!! Absolutely repulsive!
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Remember, class, it's not bullying if they deserve it! Then it's called ✨️karma✨️🧏🏻‍♀️
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This👇🏻
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Gigi ☘️💙 🦋 @gillespiegrace1.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
How they leak it, if they were the only folks not told about it?! Only Republicans were told about it before it happened.... 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I am the techniocal difficult 🤪🤣
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Dani Banani🍌💛🌻 @elonturnsmeoff.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The only king we need!🤍
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DianneSpiritlight @dpfrazier22.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Truth💖
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UncleRicoReturns @unclericotnt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A message for the #rulingclass
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The sheer caucasity! 💀
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