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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 12h

Shivon has ordered in the popcorn 😆

Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 12h

The Man Who Fell to Earth. Alien lands in the US. Brings with him groundbreaking technologies. Sets up massive corporation. Builds rocket program to go rescue people on his dying planet. US government brings him down as he threatens the economic status quo. I need to learn from this story...👽💰

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13h

Yes.. next is a turn round the Ballroom 😍 #Strictly

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13h

I'd give a billion dollars for an old-fashioned steamed ginger pudding 😋

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13h

Wow Olympics Mons on Mars 😁 But much more yummy 😋

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14h

I may be a billionaire but I still love a steamed lemon and syrup sponge 😋

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 14h

Inflating their revenue?? I wouldn't dream of doing that!!

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And as the Provisional IRA used to say, you've all got three minutes to get out! 💣💥

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm not empty. That's totally untrue. I'm full of sh!t

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's because I'm back with Donnie again 😍

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For all you soap opera fans here's my latest juicy break up to spice up your weekend 😭

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's an advisory role. I need to get in shape to be given a position in the military.

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Irish goodbye? slán go fóill! 👍 🇮🇪

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

450 years ago... When Cliff Richard was in the charts 🤣

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Especially as I said in some interview or other earlier this year I regretted getting involved with the government.

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For y'all who love a good old soap opera - my latest breakup.😢 And for all you Private Eye fans, my story is pure Sylvie Krin... Happy weekend all!! ☹️ #BreakingUpIsHardToDo

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had more women finish with me than Mo Salah scored goals

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm thinking of buying Man City and flogging it to the Chinese. Who's with me? ⚽

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Correct. Which is why we were all there in total support 💯

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And I sold Donnie a bridge to Ireland as well.

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So here's that super soaraway statue just gone up at Starbase. Some wag on X has called it PRO METH 😁- geddit??! I stole fire from the gods, and much more besides...

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm working for him again, and I wear everyone out, so...

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My rockets are, but some heat shield tiles have to be replaced. You're asking all the right questions. You're hired!!

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