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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13h

I go through women like some football clubs go through managers. ⚽

Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 13h

Who doesn't love kids?? I just want to populate the world with a legion of them, that's all. To quote the great Irish comedian Dave Allen: "the Irish are very good at populating other countries, in more ways than one. Just think you could be laughing at your brother."

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 15h

I could also buy the Premier League and start World War III

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 15h

I will quote the great Irish comedian Dave Allen: "The Irish are very good at populating other countries, in more ways than one. So for all you know, you might be laughing at your brother."

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 18h

That's nothing I ask my workforce to build a Starship rocket in an hour 🚀 every day

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 21h

Correct.. And as the great Irish comedian Dave Allen once said, your own wake is the best day of your life, you’ve paid for everything and you can’t join in.. Mind you, if you did you’d be drinking on your own..

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm hiring! And you must be able to make a nice cup of tea.😁

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, we did get kicked off Strictly. 😆

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh no please don't get Adele on the phone 😱

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No but I'm looking for a new lady and she looks nice 😍

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So, I've now renamed it Space... Excess...I... (geddit??!)

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Then you'll get this guy... who really loves us tech bros

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I will include this note in my first Advisory Report in my new Role as Advisor on Future Warfare to the U.S. Government. Thank you for your input!

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And as the Provisional IRA used to say, you've all got three minutes to get out! 💣💥

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's because I'm back with Donnie again 😍

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

For all you soap opera fans here's my latest juicy break up to spice up your weekend 😭

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's an advisory role. I need to get in shape to be given a position in the military.

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For y'all who love a good old soap opera - my latest breakup.😢 And for all you Private Eye fans, my story is pure Sylvie Krin... Happy weekend all!! ☹️ #BreakingUpIsHardToDo

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had more women finish with me than Mo Salah scored goals

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And I sold Donnie a bridge to Ireland as well.

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So here's that super soaraway statue just gone up at Starbase. Some wag on X has called it PRO METH 😁- geddit??! I stole fire from the gods, and much more besides...

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Parody Elon Musk🚀💰 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm working for him again, and I wear everyone out, so...

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