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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀

@elobr91.bsky.social
2.3K followers 2.9K following 3.4K posts

Just a big fat guy with a cute face and an awful sense of humor -Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼 Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 34 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽 Very much queer/gay 🏳️‍🌈 MDNI🔞 Occasionally NSFW!! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🍉

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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 2h
Gm.🥱
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Adrian-o-grapher @adrianographer.bsky.social · 2h
Happy full mean-girl alchemist day Full metal mean girls?
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Fat boy appreciator account @delusionalhulk.bsky.social · 2h
I hope people realize that my page is ALWAYS a safe space for fat black gay men FIRST. You'll always be uplifted here besties! Except for @majinbeeff.bsky.social but that's strictly bc he eats ranch willingly 🤢
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Aaron @aarongspot21.bsky.social · 7h
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 5h
A Jocktober #WoodMorning. 🧼🔨🐼
Aqua Papa: Legend of the Thick Fog.Aqua Papa II: Throne of Slutlantis.
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Joshua T. @jsince88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I encourage everyone to get their yearly physical. Go in, get checked out and it's free (for now) with every insurance. It's good to have a baseline of your health. Take care of yourselves 💜 *Bonus pic, shocked myself with the shutter sound, it was loud AF 😲😂
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𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖙 🔞 @bideurtime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😈 i wanna watch you while you service my cock, slowly #fcf
Hermit grins mischievously at the camera. He is naked, and his hard cock and balls can be seen, as well as his nipples, chest, and stomach.
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Fridyah. Which look should I wear today?
Me in a buttoned-up olive shirt with green vine patterns and black boxerbriefsLike the previous but now I got black chinos on
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Beelzebubba 🐷🎃😈 @pig-daddy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Halloween countdown: 🎃🎃🎃🎃 to go! Who's "accidentally" falling over when being chased by this burly slasher? 🔪
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BrianAcker2000 @brianacker2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at that belly bounce 🥰
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Adrian-o-grapher @adrianographer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy #fcf everyone Bestie approved lol
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Masarubcn @bluejeanbcn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Humpday
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday, again—
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fully caffeinated and beating down this workload to EDM is an absolute Friday mood ngl
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hopped on to do some trash posting and I completely forgot it’s FCF
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Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
Alt: Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It finally rained after over two months of triple digits and drought 🥹
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Drew Barrymore's Joyful Rain Moment
Alt: Drew Barrymore's Joyful Rain Moment
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve gotta make my life creepier and gayer, thus hotter. 👹🦇🕷️🕸️
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I eat you out, you’ll have no choice but to be loud about it. #MonochromeMonday 🐼👅🍯
Birthday Papa, hungrier by the minute.
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Masarubcn @bluejeanbcn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday started hard
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally waking up not feeling like I’m on death’s door, and im absolutely feral 😵‍💫
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The morning is mid. It is mid-morning. 🐼
Home-spun pun fun.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still here, still nice and big.
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Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On this day in Horror/Sci-fi History, THE CELL was released in 2000.
Person with pale skin and dark, curved horns emerging from their head against a black background.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I need some more sleep 😴
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sign of life update: cut my hair. Also just checking in, hmu on my other socials to get a hold of me or chat, since I wont be checking here often💜
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just a heads up, They recently started doing age verification in the state that I live in, so won’t be using this account any longer since I don’t really want to give my information to ‘the machine’ more than necessary. Also hubby @jaylewis2.bsky.social is no longer using his account either(1/2)
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Fat boy appreciator account @delusionalhulk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kinda 22" arms. I'd say 20ish for realsies if you minus the fat😅
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🧙🏾‍♂️🤎☀️✌🏾
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Darryl theGriot @phreedomnow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On this fourth; prayers for the death of white settler colonialism, wherever/everywhere it exists—and the myths that feed, bless, and extend it. And prayers for an awesome, abiding, deeply rooted freedom. Liberation for the people, healing for the land. ✨🌱 🙌🏾🙏🏾
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This big guy is ready to clock thee fuck out today
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Your two guncles having a great time last night 🏮🍣 @jaylewis2.bsky.social 💜💜💜
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 11/06/2026
‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has been renewed for Season 2.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Got accused of speaking ‘fresita’ Spanish and I’m not gonna deny that shit, I don’t learn RBD entire discog for nothing 💅🍓🍰
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Maite Perroni as Lupita in Rebelde
Alt: Maite Perroni as Lupita in Rebelde
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⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You Need a Break #Art by Mark Vega
Skully has a smoke break
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Happy Monday 🥱
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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RealUSAPatriot @realusapatriot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That sounds like the perfect burger of the day.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Finally Friday 🙌🏼
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Absolutely a ’had to be there’ moment in time 🤌🏼
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MULTIVERSE OF F🚬GNESS @thatsjustneon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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AngryCat @lezbeoldernwizer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
CBS is now, full on, the propaganda arm of this fascist regime. Bari Weiss is a pig.
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Day 2 of le new job—god I hate online training modules
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🤎✌🏾
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You in another decade… 2015- 24 and I didn’t know wtf I was doing with my life lmao
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Not to be h***y on main, but
A picture of a man in a pink button down smiling while standing in front of a pink sparkly background the works ‘I’m in heat’ are to the right above him
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La'Ron S. Readus @readus101.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"We can -- and should -- be BOTH pro-Israeli and-" Unfollowed. Fuck Israel, and Free Palestine. You don't work with your oppressors. That's why America is the way that it is. You being a Democrat doesn't mean you're automatically getting my support anymore.
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.
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