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@elobr91.bsky.social
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Just a big fat guy with a cute face and an awful sense of humor -Don’t be afraid to talk to me, I’m (mostly)friendly🤙🏼 Cooking/Art/Horticulture🪴/Horror Movies 👻/Music/Dog Daddy(x3)👨🏻🐶/ 34 /Happily Taken💍/🇲🇽 Very much queer/gay 🏳️‍🌈 MDNI🔞 Occasionally NSFW!! 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🍉

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MajinBeeff @majinbeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joining the festivities 🙂‍↕️
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pabpaw.bsky.social @pabpaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All set 🐻
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💜💜💜
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s too early in the week for people to be trying me~
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gm.🥱
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Adrian-o-grapher @adrianographer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy full mean-girl alchemist day Full metal mean girls?
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Fat boy appreciator account @delusionalhulk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope people realize that my page is ALWAYS a safe space for fat black gay men FIRST. You'll always be uplifted here besties! Except for @majinbeeff.bsky.social but that's strictly bc he eats ranch willingly 🤢
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Aaron @aarongspot21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Papa Warden, Sultry Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Jocktober #WoodMorning. 🧼🔨🐼
Aqua Papa: Legend of the Thick Fog.Aqua Papa II: Throne of Slutlantis.
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Joshua T. @jsince88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I encourage everyone to get their yearly physical. Go in, get checked out and it's free (for now) with every insurance. It's good to have a baseline of your health. Take care of yourselves 💜 *Bonus pic, shocked myself with the shutter sound, it was loud AF 😲😂
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𝕳𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖙 🔞 @bideurtime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😈 i wanna watch you while you service my cock, slowly #fcf
Hermit grins mischievously at the camera. He is naked, and his hard cock and balls can be seen, as well as his nipples, chest, and stomach.
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Fridyah. Which look should I wear today?
Me in a buttoned-up olive shirt with green vine patterns and black boxerbriefsLike the previous but now I got black chinos on
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Beelzebubba 🐷🎃😈 @pig-daddy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Halloween countdown: 🎃🎃🎃🎃 to go! Who's "accidentally" falling over when being chased by this burly slasher? 🔪
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BrianAcker2000 @brianacker2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at that belly bounce 🥰
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Adrian-o-grapher @adrianographer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy #fcf everyone Bestie approved lol
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Masarubcn @bluejeanbcn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Humpday
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I recently went thru the same thing myself, this job market is insane, you’re right to feel the way you do but just know it’s not a personal failing or nothing you’re not already doing, things are just all around ass atm. Hopefully you get some luck with prospects in the very near future 🤞
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday, again—
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fully caffeinated and beating down this workload to EDM is an absolute Friday mood ngl
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Swallow Mouth
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very much that
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hopped on to do some trash posting and I completely forgot it’s FCF
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Reaction Meme Stan Twitter
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It finally rained after over two months of triple digits and drought 🥹
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Drew Barrymore's Joyful Rain Moment
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll consider it, it’s my bday and I haven’t done that in so long lmao
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve gotta make my life creepier and gayer, thus hotter. 👹🦇🕷️🕸️
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Papa Warden, Sultry Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I eat you out, you’ll have no choice but to be loud about it. #MonochromeMonday 🐼👅🍯
Birthday Papa, hungrier by the minute.
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Masarubcn @bluejeanbcn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday started hard
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Finally waking up not feeling like I’m on death’s door, and im absolutely feral 😵‍💫
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Papa Warden, Sultry Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The morning is mid. It is mid-morning. 🐼
Home-spun pun fun.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still here, still nice and big.
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Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On this day in Horror/Sci-fi History, THE CELL was released in 2000.
Person with pale skin and dark, curved horns emerging from their head against a black background.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I need some more sleep 😴
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sign of life update: cut my hair. Also just checking in, hmu on my other socials to get a hold of me or chat, since I wont be checking here often💜
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If they get their shit together here in TX I’ll more than likely be back, not gonna hold my breath tho
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So if you’re already friends on other socials you can still reach us there, otherwise dm me if you want the @ 🤙🏼 (2/2)
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just a heads up, They recently started doing age verification in the state that I live in, so won’t be using this account any longer since I don’t really want to give my information to ‘the machine’ more than necessary. Also hubby @jaylewis2.bsky.social is no longer using his account either(1/2)
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Fat boy appreciator account @delusionalhulk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Kinda 22" arms. I'd say 20ish for realsies if you minus the fat😅
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🧙🏾‍♂️🤎☀️✌🏾
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Darryl theGriot @phreedomnow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On this fourth; prayers for the death of white settler colonialism, wherever/everywhere it exists—and the myths that feed, bless, and extend it. And prayers for an awesome, abiding, deeply rooted freedom. Liberation for the people, healing for the land. ✨🌱 🙌🏾🙏🏾
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Groundhog??
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This big guy is ready to clock thee fuck out today
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Thanks bby 💜
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Your two guncles having a great time last night 🏮🍣 @jaylewis2.bsky.social 💜💜💜
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 11/06/2026
‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has been renewed for Season 2.
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I absolutely love this show, I used to spend my summers in MX with family and they played reruns of this on local tv, so I ended up watching the entire series in Spanish lmfao
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Got accused of speaking ‘fresita’ Spanish and I’m not gonna deny that shit, I don’t learn RBD entire discog for nothing 💅🍓🍰
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Maite Perroni as Lupita in Rebelde
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thanks bby 💜
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Tu Vecino Metiche 👀 @elobr91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Beautiful
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