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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 43m
nothing spells out that the current leadership of X-Men Editorial thinks the mutant nationalism represented in Krakoa is of an equal moral wrong as the genocidal bigotry of the sentinels than the X-Virus, whose mission is to "make more mutants", being released from a Bolivar Trask statue
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 46m
DNX STANDS FOR "DO NOT XRESSUCITATE"
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 47m
THE MONUMENT TO GENOCIDAL BIGOTRY WAS IN FACT A MONUMENT TO A DIFFERENT GENOCIDAL BIGOTRY
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 4h
the thing about Al Ewing Venom is that it's like if Nemesis the Warlock played out in reverse, beginning with the reflective social melodrama, then going big and cosmic, then indulging in genre and finally doing batshit satirical action
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 5h
you know, it's Ravage, the hot new villain that rewrote Aunt May's mind, I mean it's The Beyond Corporation™, who rewrote Ben Reilly, i mean Chasm, I mean it's the Sin-Eater shotgun that rewrote Norman Osborn, I mean it's Doctor Octopus that rewrote Spider-Man's mind
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 5h
as someone who has kept abreast of The Amazing Spider-Man because hate is the sword I need sharpest, the biggest problem of Ravaged as a comic is that, rather than feel exceptional, "villain with a big retcon and the ability to change a character's mind and actions" has been the default mode
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 7h
it is fucked up that the only way to see Conan host the Tonight Show now is in AI-generated foot fetish videos
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 7h
look if we're talking users of prose and mixed media in comics it's Branson Reese THEN Alan Moore THEN Jonathan Hickman THEN it's "The Clown At Midnight"
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 7h
this week in dredd: HEARTBREAKING: THE WORST DIVISION YOU KNOW JUST GOT IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF CORRUPTION WITHIN THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 8h
Broke 60 mil yesterday cashing out a Crank It Up,main tune was "Battery", which is my favorite of the initial selection
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 8h
Having read the Wonder Woman annual it’s still hilarious to me that dumdums think Tom King is an outlier or doing something uniquely disrespecting of the characters
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 20h
I have missed ONE document in the factory with the second resonant and it will drive me mad for the rest of this control resonant playthrough Remedy you need to have some kind of fucking radar for stuff when you're done with an area
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 20h
holy moly Stern's Spider-Man might somehow be Steve Ritchie's best table design, and the ruleset is ambitious without being as baroque as, say, Game of Thrones; masterpiece
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 22h
once more will recommend the latest @trashfuture.bsky.social which drills down on just how much of the current moment is just Grooming www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcPR...
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The Last Days of Group Home Rome feat. Hesse Deni
YouTube video by Trashfuture Podcast
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
#Thread 🧵: Now that there's no more risk of it causing any harm to PAC and WWE is trying to exploit his death solely for the purposes of wrestling war bullshit, everyone needs to know the extent to which WWE ratfucked PAC in 2018-2019 to try to destroy his livelihood by fucking with his work visa.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thread on Dan Boultwood's victim who waives her anomity to talk about the experience. For those who didn't see the original reporting, this is the only significant coverage. Maddie says how she's disappointed there wasn't more public introspection and conversation over this, and she's right.
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Dan Boultwood Sentenced After Pleading Guilty To Child Sex Offences
Comic book creator Dan Boultwood was sentenced in court yesterday, after pleading guilty to child sex offences
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the rushville o-line jerseys all being numbered after key issues of Green Lantern is my new crack Lanterns theory
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FREE THE KINGS
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh my god there's a new sei shoujo game that's JUST about fucking milfs and no weird shit with fucking sounding or scat play, just the milfs, thank you valve content restrictions for making Premium Pervert Games cut down on that shit if they want the boffo bucks
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"tom king's work keep being about suicide" yeah dude that's camus, it's the camus of it all, it's albert fucking camus, it's camus all the way down you gotta learn about camus
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIS DONE BABYYYY
victory screen, from hades two
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for a while it really seemed like alex jones had enough self-awareness to not publicize the show that makes him look like a dumb goon; turns out infowars made him really really mad and whatever you think of the comedy you have to admit that's mission accomplished right there
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still thinking about lanterns, by which I mean I'm thinking about camus
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was one of the greatest high-flyers of all time, one of the greatest technicians I've ever seen, an unbelievable athlete, and someone who could wrestle as tough and gritty as anyone. Could talk, had great presence. He made you want to believe. He was a special talent.
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyway you know how tom king kept threatening to do a definitive hal jordan story in the peripheries of his dc work? yeah that's tonights LANTERNS
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it doesn't make sense and maybe it never will either way wrestling needs to do better by the people that make it magical
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shit's beyond words
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
early 2000s Sterns had the worst fucking service menus I s2g
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wanna see something fucked up here's my virtual pinball folder
my virtual pinball folder, tables range from Terminator 2 (Williams, 1991) to Metallica (Stern, 2013) I think it's legible enough for a picture reader? it's a list
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's a thrill to going into a pinball's service menu to activate free play and to make the rom in french so it looks like the pinballs of your youth
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
today's unironic hades II post: did I make the dumb fucking mistake on my first ever cronos run? relating to phase two cronos? COME ON YOU KNOW I DID
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
finally did the inevitable (visual pinball recreation of terminator 2)
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh yeah anyway jalen brunson going at everything with the deadpan is so refreshing and it's another thing somehow missing in this SNL cast, they really need a good deadpan guy
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
speaking of things that need to fuck off: it's weekend update, with michael che and colin jost
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know SNL does its own thing irrespective of what people say about it however this katseye performance should really kick off a moratorium on this exact kind of highly choreographed impossible to do live without lipsyncing pop act; it's just uncool
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's fucked up that somewhere out there there's a destroyed picture of Mikey Day that once looked ravaged by time and a sinful life but now is youthful once more
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL SEASON PREMIERE BABYYYYY
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
by the end of this championship run every will ospreay hater will have their own bespoke simile to describe his run; I've staked my claim, now go and find yours
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tom taylor ass match
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THAT'S RIGHT: WE'RE MOVING THE DEATH RIDERS TO BLUDHAVEN
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andrade showing up in this is like when Tom Taylor put Green Arrow in Detective Comics
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it rules that whenever Ubisoft have a new AC game out Will Ospreay will do the fucking job; such fucking dork bullshit
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is gonna be like at the end of tom taylor and bruno redondo's nightwing when nightwing faces the guy that's been rocking his shit for the whole run and the guy just keels over and dies because he had a gorilla heart and it stopped working
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
kofi rocking the bright yellow kd 19s is the most a sneaker has made sense; what is the kd 19 for? it's for if you do cool shit in real life
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
setting up visual pinball is the simplest that it's ever been now that there's one release with all the plugins and all you have to do is set your folders up correctly; it SEEMS daunting because most of the content online for visual pinball was made during a time of open source software schisms
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nigel McGuinness calling the blood of a british wrestler "claret" is such a good bit of pro wrestling announcing found poetry and I aim to CELEBRATE IT
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Steven Borden has perfect "that one henchman" charisma and Hollywood needs to capitalize
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"hey hey check out my asm milestone issue it's got brand new plot developments and a game-changing status quo" "nick lowe, are you telling the truth or is it a character getting a lobotomy again?" "no but this time THEY REMOVE SOMEONE'S MEMORIES"
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
spoilers for ASM #1000 are out and lol lmao THIS COMIC HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD IN MY FUCKING LIFETIME AND I'M 34 NICK LOWE RETIRE BITCH
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A Freak Like Me Needs ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
twisted and fucked up take but I think colorized roms in pinball are tacky
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