Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No reviewer, commentator or critic is as pedantic as me when it comes to nomenclature and THAT'S the HUMBLE YOURSELF BEFORE COMICS guarantee 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026SANDWICH UPDATE: a cinnamon bun latte, which somehow fulfilled the brief exactly; incredible thing from that coffee shop that opened next to the Starbucks 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026would it surprise you if I told you the artist of MIDNIGHT: SPIDER-MAN is French 140
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stephen Wacker did his first major interview since assuming the post of Marvel Editor-In-Chief and THE SHOOTER MEMO IS FUCKING BACK 0101
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026FIRST RUN TYPHON MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEER 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026wanna see something fucked up here's my virtual pinball folder 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026not gonna lie, this is when it hit me how fucking stupid miracleman as an avenger is, you can't have fucking miracleman next to daredevil's goofy catholic ass, like "hey matt, I'm literally god" "no you aren't" "aren't I?" 052
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026this, from Marvel's website, is so goddamn bleak; like yeah dude, Miracleman wrote and illustrated his own comics, first as a replacement for Captain Marvel comics after another publisher got the license, and then in groundbreaking anthology magazine Warrior, and then continued at Eclipse 3225
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: OSAMA BIN LADEN FOUND ALIVE and now that we have their attention NIRVANNA THE BAND WILL BE PLAYING AT THE RIVOLI TONIGHT and add something about ed sheeran 041
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026oh my god the avengers armageddon #4 preview dropped 143
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026link, with a face like the kid that comes to school with a briefcase link, with a face like a child of divorce that's just seen his dad at it with some girl from work link, with a face like her mom forgot they let the kids out at 5 and not 5:30 032
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 04/09/2026hey gerry duggan: what the fuck do you think you know? if you know something, if you have a detailed account from the fucking scene, you're welcome to speak; i suspect you don't, and you're just attempting to circle the wagons as a coping mechanism; loser shit! mediocre! KNOW BETTER. 151
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026look at this! it's distinctly mschf, it's cool, most sizes? retail or below 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 31/08/2026went too heavy on the red curry paste, but this only served to make this a delicious challenge 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ah god damnit fine the jordan 41 does have sauce 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I did the loser music bingo and somehow ended up with THREE clear lines 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026it would be harder to hold the X-Men comics in contempt if their editorial didn't print obvious lies like this 140
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 26/08/2026So annoying to have FOMO for specific bullshit like a book that will never be printed in French or remain on a store shelf for a while 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 25/08/2026lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao what the fuck are the saudis gonna do, just revive the gargantua??? 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the good news is tom brevoort has not said anything obviously wrong in today's X-Men Monday so I'm not super angry; instead it's just quiet admissions of fucking incompetence 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026we talk Hickman and Sinister and we don't post THE panel? what are we doing here 175
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 15/08/2026yeah for cast members at disney adventure world this is pretty good WAIT THIS IS THE LIVE ACTION TANGLED????? 050
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 10/08/2026thinking about them (the bart simpson 990v4s) 140
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 09/08/2026compare and contrast with a recent nb model like the 1954R, now that's a fucking shoe right there, that's a work of art 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 09/08/2026look I know Kanye's a worthless nazi piece of shit and a fraud when it comes to sneaker design but look at this shit piece of shit new yeezy man: this motherfucker took a new balance, deformed it, and then removed the interplay of materials and textures; idiot! fraud! 120
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026went back to numbers mode and just did a masterpiece for the hell of it 5starbooker.com/s/iX96ZqWCG75 100
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 06/08/2026worth noting I kinda made up for it on the semi-main and main which are SICKO CLASSICS if there ever had been ones 100
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 04/08/2026anyway I got too pissed off so to make up for it I did go into Affinity to make this 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 03/08/2026dude, the sana takeda witchblade team-up variant, dude 041
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 31/07/2026forgot to take a pic of the pizza hut pepperoni pizza lays last time so I did do that this time second pic unrelated 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 30/07/2026how the fuck did wizards of the coast manage to universes beyond DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026also yesterday I went to the toy shop and found this entirely baffling JAY LENO'S GARAGE HOT WHEELS 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026oh yeah also I finally found something to spend my mcdonalds app points on and yeah IT'S THE MCDONALDS SUNDAE BATH TOWEL 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026So it had to be today because Brand New Day takes the Dolby rooms starting tomorrow 000
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 25/07/2026superman wedding anniversary special and just LOOK at this Jurgens and Ordway cover 162
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026jesus fucking christ I regret ever saying Chip Zdarsky was a good writer 110
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 23/07/2026got around to doing this because I couldn't get a good seat for the odyssey in dolby 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 22/07/2026look okay Robert Kirkman got me when he told me he was co-writing a comic with Joe Casey about secret superheroes with cool guns; that obviously sounded good to me so I picked up a blind bag; now THAT'S GONNA COMPLICATE THE REVIEW I TOOK NOTES FOR 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 20/07/2026this is the official map of infinity vision certified theaters on the official infinity vision website this certification is a fucking JOKE 020
Attend The Tale Of ElNarez @elnarez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026A stranger! From the outside! oooooooooh 130