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the artist previously known as Bellinor

@ellsbellinor.bsky.social
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She/they. Dorset 🤙🏼 Comedy lover and elder emo Not a pineapple fiddler ❌🍍

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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Figure it's about time for a bit of a pfp refresh
Me with makeup on and a gold dress with big shoulder pads
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Took the kids to their first protest this morning. Brilliant turnout and have successfully piqued the kids interest in community issues. They'll be Mummy's little activists in no time
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
To be fair, I am a walking shenanigan
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bridport bound this evening to see @watsoncomedian.bsky.social. Sure he'll be pleased to know I have no shenanigans planned for once
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yep London in Feb 🙏🏼
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Late to the party but the chamber versions from everybody scream are easily my favourite tracks from this year
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Phone repaired just in time for my trip to Amsterdam. hallefuckinglujah!
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I've had no bsky access for 3 weeks else I'd have bitten your hand off for this 😅
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Never moving again .
Table stuck in a doorway
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I love you, Celebrity Traitors #celebritytraitors
Screenshot from mean girls: 

"I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Celia's fart

And the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more."
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
How does he look?
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
This week I have picked blackberries, met some cows, had a gorgeous Reuben sandwich, and been on a 15 hour bender. Always good to mix the wholesome with the debauched, right?
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Have a wonderful evening 💚
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Good evening.
Fluffy white dog face.
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Went to get the stitches taken out of my shoulder this morning. Got to the room and the nurse informed me that I had a smear booked and not stitch removal. Luckily she laughed and took the stitches out anyway 😅
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Nearly broken into double digits 💃🏼
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Accepted for a house but have to move in 3 weeks and having shoulder surgery in 4 days - no packing or lifting for meeeeeee (send help)
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Rollercoaster of a week and it's only Thursday. Roll on tomorrow so I can go on my long awaited camping trip with the solos ❤️
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The most well deserved appointment of our time
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My dudes
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Been off work so long that the only way I can keep track of what day it is is through my Spotify daylist
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Postman has been 😍
A book: 

Meet me in the bathroom 
Rebirth and rock and roll in NYC 2001-2011
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Mac Miller and a glass of wine while I cook dinner. Things DO get better 🥰
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I love the NHS and I will defend it until my dying breath, but waiting for surgery for 3 years and then having it cancelled 3 days beforehand has absolutely broken me.
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Okay I won't fight you this time. Margs all round 😘
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Good luck to everyone trying for MCR tickets today 🫶🏼
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Are you saying margaritas are old people drinks? I am ready to fight you if so
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Not being able to go to an event you've had booked in for a year at the last minute is shit, isn't it?
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Snap 🤙🏼
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Strands #507 “Chips in” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡 Ba ba ba booooooowwww
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
WHERE IN SHITTING CRIKEY IS MY NOSE
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Where in shitting crikey is my nose?!
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Inaugural Rewatchmen session is go! Series 1 episode 1 of Brass Eye 🥰 Safe to say my Chris Morris crush is back in full force @doctorcuriosity.bsky.social @whatyazsaid.bsky.social @pairedfluorescent.bsky.social @ceri.io
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
me at the coldplay show
A screenshot from the US version of the TV show The Office. Michael Scott is being gently held from behind by a Holly Flax.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Panic! At the Coldplay Concert
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yep, my protégé is doing well
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Forbes @forbes.com · 14/07/2025
The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.
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Hacked Elmo X Account Posts Antisemitic Slurs And Demands ‘Epstein Files’ Release
The official account of the popular children’s show character was targeted in a cyberattack, the Sesame Workshop said.
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Dislocated my knee last week and haven't left the house since Saturday. Screaming into a pillow is the new 'enjoying your summer, anyway. I am FINE.
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Gutted I'm not at yours this week, I want a curry 😭
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Yes if still required
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Hope you get that Derulo tote ❤️
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
ONE OF MY SODDING HEADPHONES FELL OUT OF MY BAG WHEN I STOPPED AT A TRAFFIC LIGHT AND CHECKED MY MAPS APP 😭😭😭😭😭
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Had to collect my car from the garage on my way home from London, which led to me using a public ebike for the first time, accidentally riding it out of range of any of the bays, and paying an extra tenner for the privilege because I was 1km away from the nearest place to park it.
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Finding myself in the situation where I'm holding off on getting signed off work with stress/burnout because I've got surgery coming up soon, but then becoming more stressed and burnt out waiting for the surgery date. May have to bite the bullet and get a fit note. ISN'T BEING AN ADULT GREAT?!
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Anyone fancy employing me? My skills include being nice to people, shitposting online, and getting angry about AI "art".
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Was genuinely quite an unhinged DM so I'm glad I'm finally able to make light of it 😂😂
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My bad
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the artist previously known as Bellinor @ellsbellinor.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Where are the other 3?
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