Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026- Like a lot of other kids at the time, I thot old photos were black and white b/c the world used to be black and white. 1150
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Things I got wrong as a kid - I always wanted to go into the liquor store b/c I thot they sold licorice. - I didn't know the elevator went up and down. I thot it transformed the people and location into something else. - I didn't know I was outgrowing my clothes. I thot all clothes slowly shrank. 3210
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love how McDonalds is looking at their severe drop in profits due to high prices, bland colourless restaurants, lower quality products, intense shrinkflation, staff that get pissy when you talk to them instead of using the kiosks, and they're like, "I see what the problem is! We need egg bowls!" 1210
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'd like to invent a little handheld tipping device, that allows others to tip me. So when retail stores prompt me for a tip, I can prompt them to tip me for being such a friendly customer. But not the service industry. They deserve tips. 3170
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NOOOOOO! I just Googled what that is, and it's the same damn shape! WTF! 8180
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I'm pro Ai artwork. What I love most about it, is it pisses off lazy artists." From a recent discussion about Ai images cosplaying as art. You ever just encounter an argument that is so nonsensical that it makes you realize that the person you're talking to is completely broken?static.klipy.comUmm WtfAlt: bunny looking confused and saying "Umm Wtf" 4240
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thinking about the time when I was a teen at a party, we all told a guy that we slipped a ton of LSD in his beer. For the rest of the night, we watched him talk to invisible leprechauns and freak out about the walls melting. We actually didn't put anything in his beer and watching him was so funny. 0170
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've never been a fan of reaction videos, but the ones that have the YouTuber's face floating around in front of the thing we're supposed to be watching, are the video equivalent of a paper cut. 2100
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fantasy gaming idea... a magical comet crosses the sky and causes all characters with MOON, SUN, STAR, BLOOD, or WRATH in their names, to vanish. 88% of the world's adventurers are suddenly gone. 8270
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"So our bodies are still on fire and we're still burning alive and in terrible agony. I think this is horrible." "Hey! Keep fire talk out of it!" This is kinda why I don't think "keep politics out of it" is a viable option anymore. 1321
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I do this every now and then... *Sits down at my drawing tablet* *Puts my headset on to listen to music or podcasts etc while drawing* *Starts drawing* *15 minutes later, realizes that I forgot to play any music and have been wearing a silent headset for no reason* 3310
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sitting in the passenger seat w/ my wife driving thru downtown Vancouver today. ME: (takes off my seat belt & pulls my shirt up, exposing my boobs) HER: Don't do that, you're gonna get in trouble! ME: Relax. It's legal for women to be shirtless in Canada. HER: I'm talking about your seatbelt! 7391
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We're driving to another appointment to continue our journey to make my wife into a Canadian citizen and right now, we're inside the most Canadian image, ever. 2391
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was on a phone call with the Canadian government to discuss a minor issue with my medical coverage. The man asked for my name and once I gave it, he said he recognized my name and is a fan of my comic. He legally had to let me know, as he was familiar with me outside of the call. That was wild. 101867
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Post surgery recovery sucks. I'm a useless lump and I want to be past this part of the process. 4331
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Been laying here healing from yesterday's surgery. This sucks. Everything feels like ouchies. 2220
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm heading home from my surgery, to sleep for a scwillion years. Everything went perfectly and I in great health! 4510
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Surgery day! I'll be glad when I'm on the other side of this. 😊❤️😊❤️😊 5360
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy Birthday to my amazing, wonderful, beautiful, brilliant wife and bestest friend in the world! I love you, babypup. @barknobitebrat.bsky.social 3292
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I drew Arok, from the comic WEIRD LUCK, by @dr-nicky.bsky.social Go check it out! weirdluck.net 2275
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This Wednesday I'm going out of town for surgery and then I'll be recovering for a while after. I'll probably be off work for a week or so, but I'll be back to drawing as soon as I can sit up in a chair. This isn't a scary thing, just a necessary thing. Over all, I'm a healthy girl and all is well. 4390
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'mma boop you on the nose with a new Goblins comic! BOOP! Feel free to repost if you like. It also helps my public image if you lie to people and say that I saved your life or something. Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... 24521
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Been having nightmares about the USA bombing us, up here in Canada. Usually it's my wife and I ducking for cover or running. 7200
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yes! When I lived in Alabama for a year, I was amazed by how the walls and counters were always warm to the touch and how it was beautifully warm even in the early morning or night time. I miss that weather. 030
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"You are getting very slerpy... you are sinking derper and derper... you are now derp under my perwer... you are now my herpnotized slerve..." - The Evil Herpnotist 2172
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My wife who grew up in Alabama but now lives in Canada with me, is trying to make toast with our butter, in September and she's complaining "Why is the butter so hard? WTF". Bless her heart. I love her so much. 292374
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I get censoring r--e, sui---e, and other serious issues to keep them out of child-friendly media or to stop them from becoming glorified or diluted. But when we're forced to censor them in important media that's educating about it, we almost promote it b/c ppl won't understand WHY it's so horrible. 1253
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I posted this page a few days ago, but I didn't announce it because I wasn't happy with it and wanted to make some tweaks. But now it's finished! New Goblins page! BOOP! Comic Link: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... Scene Starts Here: www.goblinscomic.com/comic/page-2... 45511
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Dear people who are thinking about getting their first tattoo... Be ready to hear this question over and over for the rest of your life... "Did it hurt?" I hate this. Like, yes. Yes it hurt. It's a tattoo. 4401
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There's a world ending nuclear war that kills everyone on the planet. You realize that now you're a ghost. You breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that you never again have to worry about the housing crisis. You discover that with everyone dying at once, there's now an even worse housing crisis. 3293
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Here in Canada, Google Maps still lists it as Lake Ontario, for now. 010
Reposted by ElliCrystal Yates @glassgates.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hey all! I'm at FanExpo this weekend! Come see me at booth AP16 in the artist alley! (map on Instagram)instagram.comCrystal Yates on Instagram: "Hey all! I'll be at the FanExpo in Toronto starting tomorrow! Come say if you're in the neighbourhood :D"11 likes, 2 comments - glassgates on August 26, 2026: "Hey all! I'll be at the FanExpo in Toronto starting tomorrow! Come say if you're in the neighbourhood :D". 041
Reposted by ElliCrystal Yates @glassgates.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Saturday at FanExpo! Come see me at booth AP16 in the artist alley! 051
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Having their surgeries cancelled after counting the years, months, weeks, days, and hours... the physical pain they're feeling from this kick to the soul... there's no way to describe it. 090
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Don't be nervous. It's your 1st week as the Grim Reaper but I believe in you. Just aim for right there." "Oops." "NO! THAT WAS DOLLY PARTON!" "My bad." "Just aim for right there!" "Oops." "THAT WAS TIM CURRY! NO! Aim right there, got it?!" "Damn." "THAT WAS PETER CULLEN, YOU ASS!" "Sorry." 4434
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Everything tastes super sweet this morning. My coffee tastes like there's a buncha sugar in it (there isn't). I tasted some feta cheese and it tasted like there was honey mixed into it. This is so weird. Am I dying? Am I turning hetero? Is this how everything tastes for straight people?! 5180
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm so spoiled and I don't deserve this perfect wife of mine. She made me zucchini noodles with garlic and parmesan and butter and dill. The fresh salmon steak has butter and lemon juice. 5381
Elli @ellipsis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is "downtown" in my area. We love living in such a beautiful and safe place (and very queer friendly), but we have no friends, so we get pretty darn lonely. 5291