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bitch-king of angmar (her) @wetropolitan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Me trying to figure out when/how to have a baby without having to cancel my Carnegie Hall solo debut:

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Kelly Pedro @kellypedro.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

"If she takes a gap year to backpack around Europe, will she have a baby on time (before all her eggs die)?" I love this!

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/01/2026

"Sally wants to graduate from college, establish a career, marry an ideal partner, buy a home, and have a baby by age 27.5. If she takes a gap year to backpack around Europe, will she have a baby on time (before all her eggs die)?"

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“Will Sally Have a Baby Before All Her Eggs Die?” A Word Problem

QUESTION: Sally wants to graduate from college, establish a career, marry an ideal partner, buy a home, and have a baby by age 27.5, the national a...

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Their greatest strategy is to break pedophilia down into categories.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

“The shooter had a leftist ideology.” You mean he wanted to end gun violence and affordable healthcare?

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I love how Democrats supposedly want to take everyone’s guns, but somehow are still responsible for all gun violence.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Anyone else get a lotta new follows from bots?

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I’d really love to live in a country where policy is not shaped by the paranoid fantasies of people who’ve never been to “the big city”.

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

To round out our hiatus week here is @elizabethcollins.bsky.social with some fall financial advice! thebelladonnacomedy.com/for-only-500...

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For Only $500 Your Family Can Come Check Out These Pumpkins

It’s a holiday steal!

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

My McSweeney’s piece, posted by Electric Literature.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

This woman fights against censorship in Rutherford County Tennessee. She has fought the good fight in the Bible Belt against Christian Nationalists. Please consider giving to her fundraiser for a new location. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-s...

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Donate to Help The Spine Bookshop Grow Into Its New Chapter!, organized by Lindsay Schultz

Hi, I'm Lindsay Schultz, proud owner of The Spine Bookshop right he… Lindsay Schultz needs your support for Help The Spine Bookshop Grow Into Its New Chapter!

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 19/08/2025

"Friendship is not, in fact, forever. It lasts approximately nine to ten months when you’re an adult with elementary school-aged children. And our bell has rung; our time is up." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...

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Our Kids Will No Longer Be in the Same Class, So I Guess We’re Dead to Each Other Now

It was beautiful witnessing our children’s blossoming friendship when they were in Miss Penny’s first-grade class—and by extension, our friendship ...

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Mark E. Griffin @marvelousmarks.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Oh man! This hits

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

So the “crime” Trump is trying to clean up is people taking statues down five years ago?

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Joe Biden: Mularky! Hunter Biden: Fuckin’ mother fuckin’ motherfuckers, fuckety, fuck fuck fuck

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Meet Lindsay Schultz. The face of the book banning resistance in Smyrna, TN. If you’re a journalist I recommend doing a story on her or if you’re on a book tour consider stopping by. Her store is The Spine, which is very fitting.

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

“A strongly worded AND inspired letter.” By @elizabethcollins.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/wuuuut-in-th...

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Have you ever wondered what Jesus would think of the Big Beautiful Bill? Or at least the Apostle Paul? Read my latest humor piece: Wuuut in the Actual Fuuuuck? A Letter From the Apostle Paul to the Church of the United States of America 🇺🇸 for @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social Link in comments.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

10 years ago we got the news! Marriage Equality was the law of the land. My gay dad and I immediately went to the Abbey for a drink.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I feel as though it’s odd to over characterize a generation as left or right. There have been assholes and naïfs throughout every generation.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Being from LA is being the asshole on national zoom chats when the topic of “weather” comes up. Oh, you’re having a heatwave? Oh, you’re frozen inside your home right now? Wow, sorry to hear about that.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

I love how Biden was “old” but Donald Trump’s entire communication style is “grandparent that just got a new phone they do not know how to operate”.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Guys, they only hated war when Biden was president.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

He will not be impeached. He will receive overwhelming support from Republicans. They will not say anything bad about a Republican president at war, it’s “unAmerican”.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I hope there will be a Texas reporter that does a deep dive comparison of ICE raids in Texas vs California. I’d find that VERY INTERESTING. Both have the same large immigrant populations, but one is less hypocritical about it.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It’s wild hearing the War of the Worlds story where people believed there was an alien invasion when they listened to a fictional radio show about aliens invading and thinking we wouldn’t be that dumb these days.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Media literacy tip: Just because you see 1,000 pictures of the same car on fire doesn’t mean 1000 cars are on fire.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Convinced Gen Z went for Trump because they didn’t grow up on Pee-Wee’s playhouse.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I’m less interested in the fact that Trump always chickens out and more interested in the fact that everything he does is found illegal.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

There should be a film called “Woke Pope” and it’s just the story of Jesus.

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

“We celebrate all you do, for almost an entire day once per annum.” By @elizabethcollins.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/happy-day-ho...

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I don’t know, I guess I don’t want a large truck behind me called a “RAM”.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

The conclave has begun. Time to pick the Top Christ Following Man!

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

The fact they keep framing the low birth rate issue as a “woman’s problem” is the reason there is a low birth rate.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Nominate him to be the next Secretary of Transportation

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

The only autistic person who doesn’t pay taxes is Elon Musk.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I plan on talking to my kids about Christianity, but like in the same way I plan on talking to them about fentanyl.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Anyone else have a four year old daughter that’s kind of like a cave woman?

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

My son turned 9 today. I said, “I can’t believe my a baby is nine.” He said, “DON’T YOU THINK IT’S ABOUT TIME I TURNED NINE?!”

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Moral of the story: Do not be jealous of those girls trip photos ever again.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I NEVER want to hear another condescending speech from a Republican about money, business, or taxes ever again.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Kind of appropriate to show the Ratliffs realizing things will be changing the night before the stock market crash. #WhiteLotus

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

I guess there’ll never be a spa for the poors. Wow, Belinda. #WhiteLotus

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Although my daughter was born in 2020, she has strong 80s 90s riot girl energy.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Some guy read my bio on Threads and said he wanted to write a movie about my life as if he was the first to think of this despite the fact I’ve been writing about my life for at least ten years. I emailed him to ask if he ever sold a screenplay before. He never wrote back and unfollowed me.

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Elizabeth Collins @elizabethcollins.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Usually for my son’s birthday I spend a lot of $ on a fancy cake. Yesterday I bought a cake at the grocery store and put some Roblox characters I bought from Etsy on top. All the kids “Wow!!!!!!!” Then they proceeded to barely eat it and just play with the Roblox characters.

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