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ElizabethAnnTifa

@elizabethanntifa.bsky.social
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Sarcasm intended. GenX ADHD Nerd. Deeply unserious unless I'm completely serious. Weeps for what could've been. Kinda sweary. 🎶I want auroras and sad prose. 🎶

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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Who decided 8:30 was a good start time for a hockey playoff game when they never even start on time? I'm too tired for this.
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Or an impeachment. Frankly it's shameful that the Democrats are playing mid-term election games with this; he shows every day that he is unfit for office and exactly the type of person for whom the Founders created the impeachment process.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
He's so embarrassing. Every time I accidentally read something he says I'm so utterly embarrassed. Never in the history of anything did anyone who was strong and capable need to tell anyone who would listen how awesome they were. He makes us look so incredibly weak and small...just like him.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I could sleep outside tonight. It is perfect.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Out to dinner and almost threw up when an old man walked by with his "I wish Trump would buy the cowboys so he could make them great again" T-shirt. Sure thing. 🙄
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The crisis in masculinity is the one where men are looking at the absolute worst specimens to be the model of masculinity and to emulate. Bullying, violence, and stupidity isn't the height of masculinity. I didn't think tariffs could be manly, but femininity won't take credit for such stupidity so
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Same, dude. Same.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
🎶I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind People need a key to get to The only one is mine I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears I'm there most of the year Cause I hate it here🎶 Here being reality.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just for the record, I called my senior senator and his partner, the moldy potato podcaster, and told them that they shouldn't vote for Hegseth because he would be a national security risk.
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a woman says " i was right again " in front of a blue wall
Alt: a woman says " i was right again " in front of a blue wall
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wordle 1,361 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Holy moly. Wasn't expecting that. And why is this so weird here?
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I was on vacation and missed Lent but I was wondering if it was too late to give something up?I was thinking of my president.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It's exactly what he did at twitter, so it's not exactly unexpected, if you expect the worst from him, which I do.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
That's...that's not how that works. Trump offers the carrot while holding the stick over their heads?!?
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Not really, but it was highly expected (by me anyway).
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Retweet if u agree.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Glad my flight through Miami this week missed this. Maybe we should rethink this whole shadow president thing we have going on? Whatdaya think?
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@profanity.accountant
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The party of freedom, folks. Fantastic.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This will be a case study in what not to do classrooms nation wide.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I got on FB for some reason this morning. The first post I see is a girl I went to jr high and high school with talking about how embarrassing it was how the democrats acted at the sotu and holding signs etc. 1/2
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Seriously? What did I say that would make anyone think this. Ridiculous.
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Jeri Ryan (official account) @jerilryan.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
THIS. 🎯🎯🎯
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Truth.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's starting...
"Canada begins construction on a wall at the Canada US border 🇨🇦🦫"

It is a picture of a beaver dragging a large branch across a road
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ok. Fine.
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OBoogie @oboogie.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
@algreen.house.gov Thank you. You are a true American hero.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Beth Van Duyne is a [redacted] huge [redacted][redacted]. *me showing restraint vs. the embarrassing treason weasel in the Oval Office.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Who knew that's what MAGA really stood for.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I'm just leaving him here without comment.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I just read about the latest Bryan Johnson penis age story. I asked my husband if he had heard about him and he hadn't. So I gave him a short run down. Me: can you imagine tweeting out about son's and your nighttime erections? Him: no. That's taking Life360 to a whole nother level. 😂
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
#proofofmove
Tree on the beach
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I fell like I'm on the amazing race. Short connection and went from one end of the terminal to the other, playing frogger along the way, and we were one of the last to board as they were doing last call.
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a woman is making a funny face in front of a microphone .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face in front of a microphone .
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Uber is picking me up at 3:45 AM and I still have to dry my hair and I want to watch the Oscars. 😥
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A knitted picture that looks like the Oregon Trail horse and wagon.  It says, "YOU LISTENED TO RFK"
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
@boburell.bsky.social @richrichmond.bsky.social You guys both like bones coffee right? I thought you might like this fitness information.
14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee
fitness is my passion. Bones coffee company
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Crow @crowpotkin.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Zelenskyy stayed in Kyiv while Russia was bombing the city and sending in hit squads to kill him. J.D. Vance fled to an undisclosed location because some peaceful protesters yelled at him while he was on vacation. This is why I believe victory over these people is still possible.
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 01/03/2025
I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org
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We're not done yet | 18F
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Husband: look at this ice. Me: it looks very craggy. Him: Craggy huh? I mean am I wrong? My whiskey sour wasn't bad.
An old fashioned with a craggy ice cubeMenu with a quote. Too much of anything is bad but too much champagne is just right - F. Scott Fitzgerald Whiskey sour
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Absolutely no one needed this or asked for this. Sweet Jesus.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hear me out. What if the cactus was already dead?
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If anything is impeachable this should be. It was reckless and irresponsible.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
we may be one of the few pubs that got this headline right Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...
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Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal
President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance moved to betray a...
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Andrew K. Clark ✨ @theandrewkclark.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The fury I have for the people complicit in what happened today in the Oval Office would power the sun. The voters, the media, the politicians, the architects of P2025, the oligarchs, Garland... They wanted us isolated and America first well good luck. We are now alone and America last.
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
New song dropped. 😍 youtube.com/watch?v=QgRs...
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This is so sickening.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
NYT: With two children dead of Measles in Texas, it’s time to ask: how safe are measles vaccines? By Bret Weinstein
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ElizabethAnnTifa @elizabethanntifa.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Fears of an erratic US government have skyrocketed - Gee I wonder why? Maybe we shouldn't have elected a narcissistic con man to be president again.
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