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Elizabeth Writes

@elizabeth-writes.bsky.social
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Nurse Practitioner (AGACNP & PMHNP), college professor, clinician, writer of things & host of Imposter Syndrome Podcast (coming September 2025). My health/politics/humorous Substack elizabethwritesthings.substack.com

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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
People are surprised that Disney cruises are filled with pedos? I assumed it was employing nothing but pedos. Lemme tell you I assume everyone on a cruise is there to take advantage of international lawless waters. Cruises are polluting flotillas of garbage. Prove me wrong. #disneycruise #fuqcruises
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/05/13/o... Lara wants diagnosed with osteosarcoma 4 years ago and her leg was cut off 3 years ago. This was I am certain due to pesticides Europe banned long ago that USA will not and the UK was slow to ban.
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Opinion | My Son Never Turned 7. Because of Choices in Washington, Others Won’t Either.
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Can the billionaires decide which evil plot they want? Is it to kill us all off global warming/virus, enslave us with AI, make us breed for the matrix to mush us into Soylent green biomatter? Cuz I need to know what movie to pirate tonight. Hunger games, matrix, terminator? Which is it?
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My novel (which I'm editing I swear) is crime and cocktails so here's the midnight bramble 2 oz gin 3/4 oz blackberry brandy 3/4 oz Chambord juice of 1 lemon 3/4 oz simple syrup muddle w fresh mint Shake with ice, strain into a coupe Luxardo cherry and a mint sprig to garnish makes 2 drinks 😈
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
He's beautiful . Congratulations
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
writingbattle.com/join-battle/... I joined the upcoming Verdant Raven Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on May 8, 2026! @writingbattle.bsky.social #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky Join the Battle and Learn More
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Writing Battle
The league for creative writers. Join the largest writing competition and most supportive community for writers on the web.
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Nic (laudatory) @nicweyand.com · 04/05/2026
I do not get why this discourse just went away? I thought we all agreed cruise ships were bad for multiple legitimate reasons, from environmental damage to slave labor to virus outbreaks, and then covid lifted and people were just back on them big boats!!
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Last five songs you listened to? Go! Ice Cube - Wicked Da Lench Mob - Buck the Devil Rage against the machine - Bulls on Parade Le Tigre - Deceptacon L7 - Shitlist
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm trying to prioritize editing my novel but this year I did get published in Rubor a narrative medicine journal! Follow me if you're friendly and supportive and like commercial fiction with an edge (diverse characters, strong female voices, satire & darkly funny commentary about society) #TBBChat
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
All three... Probably a sign of poorly managed ADHD. I also have a tiny moleskine attached to my purse! 😆 ✍🏼 📚 #TBBChat #writersky #writing
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm Elizabeth Hanna a writer working on my debut novel and writing whatever comes to me between seeing patients and teaching, that includes micro fiction and poetry! I always have a fictional audiobook going, a factual one, and about 5 paperbacks ranging from rhetoric and writing to novels #TBBChat
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ideally? The library or a cafe but realistically in my living room with my laptop! #TBBChat #writersky #writing
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Late in the evening! And in-between patients!! #TBBChat #writersky #writing
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What I miss most about being young (apart from collagen) is the naivety I had entering new workspaces thinking - maybe it will be different here - instead of the knowledge that inevitably there will be machiavellian dirtbags - incapable introspection - who will ruin it and drive away the good people
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Letters from A Psychotherapist @jemoyer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
‘Suicidal’ model of capitalism leading to war and fascism, climate summit told www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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‘Suicidal’ model of capitalism leading to war and fascism, climate summit told
Colombia president Gustavo Petro tells 57-country talks on a green energy transition that fossil fuel interests could destroy humanity
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I want a hwuahwei! As well as a Chinese ev
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
No I need to see this. He's so fukn dumb!
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me in grad school- I will never take money from Big Pharma✊🏼 My first job after grad school for the International Obesity TaskForce (they secretly took money from Big Pharma) 😢 Me now- where's that steak dinner at 😋 I didn't expect to sell out for a steak dinner but here we are #sellout #bigpharma
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I hate everyone except Kash Patel, he is an alpha man with manly masculinity. I love Kash I totally wrote this to praise Kash who probably has large feet and hands. Like a real man. Not like Rubio who has big ears ONLY.
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I accidentally tried to claim the MPIP - motion picture incentive program - on my taxes. I blame TurboTax and their AI. That was an embarrassing phone call. Utah does give generous tax breaks to anyone filming here, maybe I chose the wrong career 😂 #oops #taxsky #embarrassing #writersky
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We need a less shootable president
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
About last night’s scrambling from gun fire at White House reporters dinner .. Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) makes a critical point on CNN: “This is happening in schools across the country.. the kids have no resources to process their trauma”
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I watched it on repeat loop
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A reminder that tonight, when the journalists are finishing their dessert and applauding a man who lies to their faces, I'll be at my desk — planning, writing, fighting. If you want to support legacy media go ahead and watch. If you want to help Democracy Docket, sign up now. bit.ly/4qmEiFz
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm lucky to live near The Kings English bookstore and live in a town with other gems like Under the Umbrella #independentbookstoreday #booksky #whatareyoureading
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I cannot express how annoying marathons are when they cut through the city and trap you. As a healthcare worker, I think about ambulances not being able to get through. Today the marathon prevented me from getting home after a routine vet visit, so this happened. #burmese #catsky #mochiko
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Here's another limerick for y'all. An illegal war he did wage, From the safety of his gilded cage. In the Strait of Hormuz, He is forced now to choose: Self-preservation or rage. @thedailybeast.bsky.social #poetrysky #poems #amwriting #penismighty #insidetrumpshead #limerick
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I keep hoping my limericks will be read on Inside Trump's Head (a great podcast). I'll share them here @thedailybeast.bsky.social The Global Crisis An illegal war he did wage, From the safety of his gilded cage. In the Strait of Hormuz, He is forced now to choose: Self-preservation or rage. #poetry
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What a year. I set my goal of entering 5 pieces of fiction somewhere (journals, contests etc.). I wanted to have 3 fiction pieces accepted. I just got news that my poems about my daughter's cancer diagnosis and journey are going to appear in Rubor( narrative medicine journal)! #poetry #osteosarcoma
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I went to a cat show! Ngl I was hoping for more eccentric people in attendance but maybe it's a Utah thing... I fell in love with these hairless little monkeys! I had no idea what sweeties Sphinx cats are. I'm so obsessed #catsky #sphinxcats #tica #kitties
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Thank you !!
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Da Lench Mob somehow goes even harder knowing it was Del the Funky Homosapien's lyrics and that he hated that job. Writing gangster rap for him was what working in retail or food service is for the rest of us. #dalenchmob #guerillasinthemist #delthefunkhomosapien
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My short story got published in Inkpot (Utah League of writers quarterly publication). Finally, some fiction gets to see the light of day! #writersky #amwriting #publishedauthor #fictionsky luwinkpot.wixsite.com/inkpot-magaz...
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Eighty-Seven Days | Inkpot Magazine
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Don’t turn on the State of the Union on Tuesday. Make it the lowest rated in history.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Associating with Jeffrey Epstein or attempting a coup will land you in prison in the UK or South Korea. In America, doing both lands you in the White House.
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/02/2026
When there is a new president, there will be accountability. If I was a member of this administration and knowingly breaking the law/constitution…. I’d be planning my safe harbor home oversees. Belarus or Russia would take ya
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This take is hot! Yes yes yes
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This take is 👍🏼
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
What files 😡 every word has been a lie I don't even trust what they are releasing
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Mjkwho @mjkwho.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
No matter how hard life is ... These two have no idea 😂 good for them! #burmese #catsky #catsofbluesky
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Insomnia is a jerk but these guys are cute... #catsky #insomnia
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hegseth power bottom swore after calling all the generals fatsos
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Ezra Klein.. shut. Up. Just shut up!!! Shut up shut up shut up. @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anythingEzra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Pointy kitty for reference
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I couldn't be happier with my decision to invest in a round kitty and a pointy kitty for the full cat ownership experience #burmesecats #catsky #newkitten #kittens #emotionalsupportcats
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Elizabeth Writes @elizabeth-writes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Starting a podcast shouldn't be this hard... but it is. Which is weird because a lot of people who seem kind of soft in the head have managed but I have struggled. Here is my first ever episode of Imposter Syndrome! open.spotify.com/episode/4vqe...
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So you want to be a Nurse Practitioner
Spotify video
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