Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 15hTim Stützle is getting in Moritz Seider's kitchen. 060
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Forgot to mention that we had to push back recording because of a scheduling issue so you all actually have until tomorrow evening to come up with your questions! 021
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Folks we will be recording our season preview episode in a few days and we are opening the floor to questions. Send us your questions about this upcoming season and we'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. 160
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Sadly we were not included in Steve Staois's podcast tour as he did not want to discuss our plan to build a woke Swedish superteam in Ottawa 3211
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Ok look if you want to send us AI-generated promotional emails you are welcome to do so but at least try to make it sound like you know what the podcast is about 270
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2026NEW EPISODE! - As promised, actual discussion of the Charge's offseason - Welcoming William Eklund, our newest meow meow - Is Brady Tkachuk Swedephobic? - Is Elias Pettersson the key to building a woke Swedish superteam in Ottawa? zencastr.com/z/aa-ZGm76zencastr.comSwedish Superteam by @Elite Sens BrainAs promised, we're back, just over a week after our last episode, to discuss BOTH Ottawa Captains leaving. Topics include: - Brianne Jenner leaving and other Charge offseason news (5:15) - Welcoming... 031
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 24/06/2026NEW EPISODE!! We were devastated to see yet another beloved Ottawa captain leave this offseason... but we'll talk about Brianne Jenner next episode. For now: RIP BOZO zencastr.com/z/EGU3erPXzencastr.comLittle Brother by @Elite Sens BrainWe had intended for our next episode to be a heartfelt goodbye to a beloved Ottawa Captain who left under bizarre circumstances and was failed by the front office of an Ottawa hockey team that keeps m... 2225
Reposted by Elite Sens BrainRadio Free Sens @radiofreesens.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Tonight in The Senagoth Lounge: The Take Purge For 12 Hours, All Takes Are Legal You Cannot Get Mad At Us For Takes Expressed During The Take Purge Ft. Special Guest @cbeatae.bsky.social of @elitesensbrain.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xse...youtube.comThe Senagoth Lounge [006] - The Take PurgeYouTube video by Radio Free Sens 5104
Reposted by Elite Sens Brainbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Thank you to Radio Free Sens for inviting me to the Senagoth Lounge to share my takes. Remember that I don't fully believe all these takes, but I do believe the ones you agree with, and also you're not allowed to get mad at me. 0163
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 02/06/2026 Our third depressing post mortem episode of the year. zencastr.com/z/V7yxMdSozencastr.comAntagonist by @Elite Sens BrainThe pain continues. We discuss the devastating end to the Charge's season and give our expansion thoughts. We also jinxed the Habs (you're welcome). 072
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026NEW EPISODE!! - Pain. - Why NHL players should NOT be allowed to have podcasts - Where the Sens go from here - Charge playoffs yayyyyy zencastr.com/z/lZp0bPEEzencastr.comPodcasters against Podcasts by @Elite Sens BrainFor the second time this year, we have an extremely depressing post-mortem for you all. We discuss what went wrong against the Carolina Hurricanes, why Brady Tkachuk should not be allowed to have a p... 2113
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Is this not what happens after every practice and game? 040
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Not sure why the Sens didn't go with our suggested strategy of "simply taking the puck away from the Carolina Hurricanes." Maybe they didn't have time to listen to the episode before puck drop. 2130
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 18/04/2026NEW EPISODE! - How we manifested the downfall of the Red Wings - Why expected goals are far more important than actual goals - How the Ottawa Senators can defeat the Carolina Hurricanes zencastr.com/z/XXxH4ZYwzencastr.comCorsi Bowl by @Elite Sens BrainTHE OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS! In our first Sens-focused episode since January, we discuss the Sens' incredible run to the playoffs, the fall of the Red Wings, and the superiority of xGF% ... 083
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 12/04/2026podcast clips that precede unfortunate events 0152
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 28/02/2026NEW EPISODE! We are suffering. (apologies for Beata's audio occasionally cutting out in this; we had some technical difficulties) zencastr.com/z/Fo2rue-Czencastr.comToo Many Men by @Elite Sens BrainDISCLAIMER: Apologies for Beata's audio cutting out all the time!! She was using a different mic than usual but will be back to normal next ep!! This is not the Olympics episode we wanted to be recor... 040
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 07/02/2026NEW EPISODE! Our pitch for a cameo in Heated Rivalry + manifesting the downfall of several Atlantic Division teams + Olympics discussion zencastr.com/z/FArXyAp6zencastr.comElite Centaurs Brain by @Elite Sens BrainAs we head into the Olympic break, we discuss what needs to happen for the Sens to make the playoffs, and which players we will be rooting for in Italy. But first, we present our pitch for a cameo in ... 031
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026we here at elite sens brain promise that we will never pretend to like heated rivalry to get your attention ☝️ we are honest haters 050
Reposted by Elite Sens Brainx-future considerations @jaredgibson.bsky.social · 12/01/2026hey guys, before you say anything mean about James Reimer remember he is somebody’s son, so make sure you @ his parents and tell them they did a shit job raising him too 0477
Reposted by Elite Sens BrainLP @peristy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Big week for players, real and fictional, who may or may not be Babygirl 041
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026NEW EPISODE! Discussing the Josh Norris return game, the Quinn Hughes trade, whether the Sens are bad, and, of course, more hockey romance. zencastr.com/z/bePk5IBezencastr.comNotre Meilleur Ami by @Elite Sens BrainIn this first episode of the new year, we discuss the Josh Norris return game, the most Karlsson-esque trade to hit the NHL since the Karlsson trade, and whether the Sens and Charge are bad. Then, we... 1112
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 30/11/2025issuing correction on previous comments of ours, regarding the popular "game changers" book series. we have just been informed of how the series ends and would like to clarify that you do, in this one instance, "gotta hand it to them" 130
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 30/11/2025NEW EPISODE! Are the Ottawa Senators making lineup decisions based on our podcast? Are we Canada's Team? And most importantly, why is this popular hockey romance series so mean to Ottawa? zencastr.com/z/8mCglGnTzencastr.comCatching Strays in Hockey Yaoi by @Elite Sens BrainWelcome to the favourite podcast of the Ottawa Senators coaching staff, who clearly make their lineup decisions based on what we tell them. In this episode, we gloat about being right about Jordan Spe... 395
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 09/11/2025interesting how yesterday we released a podcast episode where we told the sens to play jordan spence and also wear white helmets and they immediately did both of those things and won. almost like people should listen to us more? 2170
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025once you have listened to the episode make sure to do your homework: youtube.com/playlist?lis...youtube.comintro to dnp - YouTubeI put these in chronological order other than the first one so some disclaimers: (1) please ignore dan's edgy humour in early videos I promise he has changed... 000
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025NEW EPISODE! We discuss Jordan Spence being the new Erik Brännström, the Lansdowne 2.0 mess, the Jays, and some pop culture news that is very important to us specifically zencastr.com/z/Y8cbHo1Zzencastr.comJustice for Jordan Spence by @Elite Sens BrainHockey is back, and so are we! Topics in this episode include: whether Jordan Spence is the new Erik Brännström, the Sens' recent fashion mishaps, and the city of Ottawa maybe driving the Charge out o... 051
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 03/11/2025recording today if the hockey gods allow it... any particular topics we should discuss? 320
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 30/10/2025the hockey gods are trying to keep us down (we keep taking turns getting sick) so new episode whenever we are both well enough to record 060
Reposted by Elite Sens BrainMike @heymw.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Essential listening to understand why I am about to start saying "Thomas Chabot is a horse, to me" on bsky dot com. 081
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2025NEW EPISODE! We are back! Listen to us explain a popular Sens twitter offseason meme known as "chabbyhorse posting," and also predict the upcoming season or whatever zencastr.com/z/kVwjnO1Czencastr.comChabbyhorse by @Elite Sens BrainAfter a long hiatus, we are so back. We recap the big stories from the offseason (spoiler: there weren't many), explain a popular offseason meme, offer our extremely delayed reaction to the Charge los... 196
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 03/06/2025NEW EPISODE! We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards! zencastr.com/z/bdYWxLWIzencastr.comDéfaite de Montréal by @Elite Sens BrainNow that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWH... 2154
Reposted by Elite Sens Brainbrian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 26/05/2025someone ask king charles his opinion on the brännström news 1154
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 08/05/2025NEW EPISODE! We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, then turn our attention to the Charge and their upcoming playoff debut. zencastr.com/z/UiRn01-ozencastr.comMatthews balding by @Elite Sens BrainThe Sens' season has come to a tragic end, but there's no question about it: we are ready to get hurt again. We recap the reverse sweep that almost was, revisit our preseason predictions, and eventual... 191
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 24/04/2025NEW EPISODE! Before you can be so back it must first be so over... The Sens' first 2 playoff games in 8 years call for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast. We discuss Brady achieving his dreams, and our thoughts on the Sens' chances in the series. zencastr.com/z/H2JXYiIvzencastr.comEMERGENCY PODCAST: All part of the plan by @Elite Sens BrainThe playoffs have started, and that means it's time for a mostly unedited, emergency podcast to assess the damage from games 1 and 2. We discuss Brady Tkachuk finally scoring a between-the-legs goal a... 082
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 23/04/2025recording an emergency pod tomorrow to discuss what brady tkachuk did this time 080
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 16/04/2025THE PLAYOFF PREVIEW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! We have joined forces with @zubcast.bsky.social to deliver a massive crossover episode, where we preview the Sens' grand return to the Stanley Cup Playoffs. zencastr.com/z/_G_DNZ0wzencastr.comZubcast x Elite Sens Brain: Playoff Preview by @Elite Sens BrainFor the first time since 2017, YOUR OTTAWA SENATORS ARE IN THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS! To celebrate the occasion, we have joined forces with the Zubcast to deliver the crossover episode of your dreams.... 1183
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 09/04/2025big things planned for our playoff preview. stay tuned. 0141
Reposted by Elite Sens Brainbeata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I love this podcast so much that I made sure to track down their zoom link and call in just for a chance to talk to my favourite podcasters! 1291
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 22/03/2025NEW EPISODE! Goodbye, Josh 💔 we discuss The Trade, and get excited about the Sens' playoff chances, but don't worry; we save some time to be mad about the Habs too. zencastr.com/z/-VaBzBQYzencastr.comBabygirl eulogy by @Elite Sens BrainWith about a month left in the NHL regular season, something that was once unthinkable is finally true: the Ottawa Senators have a 91.2% chance of making the playoffs. The price of the Sens's success... 4198
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 05/03/2025support CANADIAN PODCASTING by listening to elite sens brain instead of whatever GARBAGE american podcast you listen to 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (we get no money from this we just want attention) 0758
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 20/02/2025We might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people boo the national anthem. As soon as you hear 'Baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me' you need to be OUT of your fucking seat 0182
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 20/02/2025NEW EPISODE!!!!! Today is the only day you can listen to this before the four nations stop facing off zencastr.com/z/BfzJ8TL2zencastr.comCanCon by @Elite Sens BrainNow, more than ever before, four nations have been facing off. Listen to us as we discuss everything from on-ice fights to national anthems (both written by Carly Rae Jepsen and otherwise). Follow ... 053
Elite Sens Brain @elitesensbrain.bsky.social · 31/01/2025DON'T GO TO SLEEP YET! While you celebrate the Sens win and/or have a breakdown over the Flyers trade (the two sides of our audience), listen to our NEW EPISODE where we discuss Tim Stützle's haircut and the new year and such. zencastr.com/z/PfJiORT0zencastr.comThe Bald Epidemic by @Elite Sens BrainHappy New Year! While we were battling illness, the Sens have been busy tearing up the NHL (on weekends only). After analyzing Tim Stützle's new haircut, we look back at the year that was, and make p... 3205
