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Elise Avery

@elisenaps.bsky.social
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Freelance video game critic, Youtuber, musician, and game dev. Banner by Purrmaid on Twitter.

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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
spianch
A display of leafy green vegetables, labelled "SPIANCH"
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have just started my fourth route in Part 1 of Fortune's Weave. I am 96 hours in. I guess this is maybe the half way point? Lol
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I personally am also still boycotting Blizzard, as it's part of Xbox, which is the specific boycott target. I think a lot of talented people work there and many of their games are cool, but I would say it is better to not promote Xbox if you can.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think this is quite true but man, what a bummer. The race to be bigger was bad, but the race to be smaller is increasingly precarious for everyone and deprives us of those middle sized games. I don't know how you fund anything more than 3 people right now. Even that is tough.
"It's kind of like the same evolutionary path that the dinosaurs went through after the asteroid hit the Earth," Smith Evergreen says. "They went from an arms race to be bigger, to an arms race to be smaller. And if you think about it, a lot of the most beloved indie games of the past 30 years—FTL is one example—were cheap, fast, scrappy games that just had amazing gameplay and great creativity. And that's the direction I think a lot of things need to go right now, especially in the indie space. They need to be high quality content, but not enormous production budgets."
This is a quote from a PC Gamer article.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On one hand, a space opera TV series directed by Lilly Wachowski would cost a lot of money. On the other hand, a Cosmoknights TV series directed by Lilly Wachowski would be an all timer. What is the point of Hollywood if they won't make good things? Also read Cosmoknights.
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Cosmoknights
For this ragtag band of space gays, liberation means beating the patriarchy at its own game.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think this also applies to Youtube videos. You can say something very clearly and people in the comments will still misinterpret it. You can't write for people who won't try to understand. It's worth revising your work to make sure you're clear, but beyond that, the reader has to engage.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm really enjoying Star Wars Zero Company, but I do kinda wish it had some more XCOM systems in it. I think the panic system in particular adds a lot of surprise to fights, whereas in this game they often play out exactly as you expect. But still, fun game.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A contention I have: the overfocus on teaching GDDs is bad because GDDs are easy to make. It's good to write your ideas down to solidify them and find gaps, but the hard part, in my mind, is seeing if the design works once it's off the page, not writing it down. Design is easy on paper.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pretty sure I have made this comment before but I enjoy the facial expressions in Fields of Mistria. Peak character design.
Juniper, a purple haired anime woman wearing a bikini-style boob window top, makes a facial expression where her eyes are way less detailed than the rest of her body. She looks a mix of smug and shocked, her eyes drawn as huge ovals with dots in them as she holds up a hand to her smiling, open mouth.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
AI boosters always say things like "10x engineer" or "100x more productive" but for these things to be true, a 5 year videogame production cycle would have to take 6 months (10x) or less than 3 weeks for 100x. This strikes me as reflecting poorly on the intelligence of people who believe this.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I hear he's a hell of a guy
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I saw this video a year or two before I played Rhythm Heaven. It contributed to me picking up the Wii entry and becoming a lifelong fan. I find these kind of strange paths to game discovery funny to think about. If I hadn't watched this, would I have gotten into it later? Who can say.
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Rhythm Heaven - Hey Ash Whatcha Playin'?
YouTube video by HAWPOfficial
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I made fun of the Xbox S All Digital for spelling out SAD, but now with sony ditching disks we are all sad.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I have 100%'d my productivity app. I guess this means it's time to retire.
A screenshot of my Steam Achievements for Spirit City: Lofi Sessions. I have 100%, and the "Genius Spiritographer" achievement for reaching level 50.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
As someone from Australia where this was already put in place - if you are stuck with Discord, just don't verify your age. You will lose some unimportant features and be able to use it as usual. I can't leave Discord because so much stuff is there, but I'm not handing them my ID.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don't talk to me or my son or my son's son ever again
A screenshot of Spirit City: Lofi Sessions. A character with light blue hair in a ponytail has a purple Among Us Crewmate on her head. She's sitting on a bean bag and dangling a cat toy with a star on the end at another, larger Purple Among Us Crewmate who also has a purple crewmate on its head.
They're sitting in a cozy room on a rainy day.
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BlaParky @blaparky.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#hololive #kronillust #RaorArt How To Eat Like Italian
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Pikuniku🌱 @pikunikugame.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I legit ran into this in the real world and was like... bro... you are a game developer... what are you doing?
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hmm, you know, I might not buy this $40 USD T-shirt. Shipping prices are wild sometimes lmao
The price section of a shopping cart. Subtotal is $57, shipping is $68, taxes are $12.50, adding to a total of $137.50 Australian Dollars. This is for a $40 USD shirt.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I straight up believe: 1. All Generative AI should be banned 2. All AI/Machine learning should be banned from responding in a conversational manner. They are tools and should give short, non-humanlike responses like a calculator 3. You should never seek or trust AI's advice on anything
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I no longer write about Microsoft games but to my friends who do for practical reasons - I recommend mentioning the boycott! The genocide is relevant because it's a Microsoft published games.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Don't wanna single any one game out but I see this all the time - A Steam game description reads: "___ is a [genre name] but with a unique twist that will make you feel like a speedrunner." What is the unique twist? You're not building mystique here, you're trying to get me interested.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Last night while trying to get to sleep I thought up a good tweet. This is not that tweet because I no longer remember the tweet. This is just a tribute to the slightly above average tweet I was going to make.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Check out this showcase by my friends at Second Wind! Should have a bunch of cool indie games for me to add to my wishlist.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It's not even easter anymore. What are they doing to him
A wall of candy packets behind the cinema counter. Luigi is inexplicably suspended among them with his arms out in a T-pose.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.
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friction.
'Be careful not to introduce security vulnerabilities such as command injection, XSS, SQL injection, and other OWASP top 10 vulnerabilities. If you notice that you wrote insecure code, immediately fix it.
Prioritize writing safe, secure, and correct code."
...codeStyleSubitems,
Avoid backwards-compatibility hacks
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Wish their movies were more like their games for sure. Playing Mario is surprising, delightful, fast paced, and challenging. A movie that kept throwing ideas at you with a sense of fun, wonder and momentum sounds great. I haven't bothered to watch either Mario movie because they sound boring.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Every time I see a bad take, I want to tweet. And yet I do not tweet, because if I did, I would never stop tweeting.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Just saw someone with a Kit Fisto numberplate. Imo that's the closest you can legally get to a Glup Shitto numberplate and I don't know if that's a good thing.
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Bex Ollerton @schnumn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
this is the only thing I will accept for the pombon evolutions
three fluffy orange pomeranians that progressively get bigger and more fluffy
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
AI is always doing stuff everyone says they could do. "I could write a novel" but you didn't. you got a robot to do it for you so you could spend more time cleaning the house or whatever it is humans are good for Controversial opinion, but art is fun and robots should do the boring stuff
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I once again prove myself to be the luckiest mario kart player
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Here, have wide Yoshi
A photo of blue yoshi from mario kart wearing an orange cap in a white kart, surrounded by other racers. He is unusually flat.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Glad to see new Overwatch announcements but I'm still boycotting Microsoft's gaming division with BDS. I won't be covering any Microsoft stuff, paying for it, or playing either, and I recommend anyone who wants to does the same.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This week I have seen two announcements on Steam from indie teams announcing they're shutting down and removing their games from sale at the end of January. Industry is doing great, thanks
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I played Dispatch (and enjoyed it quite a bit) but it made me think about my depression a lot. Next year I will have had depression for more than half my life. Yippee!
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(๑・̑◡・̑๑) @chocolett.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I’ll see yall next year ✨
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 25/12/2025
All I can think of this Christmas is that last Christmas, between 70,000 and 120,000 Palestinians were alive that have since been murdered by Israel's genocide. Over half of them were children. That's 500 to 1,000 children murdered per week. Or 82 during a four hour Christmas evening.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Even if you create because you want the end product, it's the decisions that you make along the way that make that end product actually meaningful. If you just ask a machine to make something, you don't get the same thing as when you go through the process. Human decisions make art interesting.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Unbeatable good
A screenshot from Unbeatable of a poorly designed poster. It features a wide chibi pink haired girl holding microphone, a smaller blue haired girl giving a peace sign, and a lot of empty space.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I love logging onto bsky, seeing some videogames discourse the americans have been up to while I'm asleep, thinking "huh this seems really shallow and worthless" and then scrolling a bit and being like "yeah I was right". Amazing that sleeping through it is just as effective as engaging
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Personally I think the highest review score should be 9.9 and we should only give it to games that will piss some people off. most of these games are well made and in my opinion good (not you Bioshock) but these are the most asinine, generic picks possible I know review scores are fake but still
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I have a pet theory that people want more iterative sequels to games, like we used to get tonnes of in the PS2 era, and that this would be a good strategy for indie devs. That said, I don't know if there's a lot of evidence for it. Might have to have a closer look around.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
No shade to this person but this list would be so long it would take several tweets at least. If you play games other than recent AAA releases there are so many artistically "good" games that it's hard to even remember them all. Depends on what you consider artistically good, but still.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is going to devastate so many studios filled with good people. Leveraged buyouts should be illegal.
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I have fallen behind on posting my silly mario kart clips so I'm starting a thread right here. If you hate Mario Kart you can mute this thread and if not, prepare for clips of me bagging shamelessly Behold, one of my most skillful clips, in which I use a bullet bill in second place
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Elise Avery @elisenaps.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
When you're mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
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beverlylove / Bev Johnson @bevsi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
💌 Heartstrings chapter 21 is up! 💌 read: heartstringscomic.com/comics/475
Heartstrings 21 cover: Ro kneels at the foot of Isi’s bed while Isi cups her cheek
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