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Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law. Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 6h
Realest white man in the whole game, right there.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 6h
Elon Musk labeling driving upside down and then falling as "flying" is a really good indication for how incredibly fucking dumb he is and thinks everyone else is.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7h
Me: I'm ready to leave. Her: I'm not. Me: whhhhy? Her: Because you packed for yourself and I have to pack for two children. Me: I can pack for the children. Her: If you packed for them they'd have to share a toothbrush. Me: ... Her: ... You forgot to pack your toothbrush, didn't you.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7h
Petri for the win. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
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Hi, I’m Your New Press Secretary, and It’s My First Time Reading Words Out Loud
A very uncomfortable 14 minutes
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7h
Oh that's right. Goddamn it. Maybe she'll come back for a special?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7h
It's gotta be Chloe, right?
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Kashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 10h
With Paxton so much in the news, I keep thinking about a story I wrote for The New Yorker years ago about how Texas, a state where gambling is illegal, has so many thriving poker rooms. He found a way to not get involved & then collected campaign donations. www.newyorker.com/sports/sport...
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10h
When people said "drain the swamp" I don't think we realized that meant that only the sticky, chunky bits with too much viscosity to drain would be left to run the government.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11h
Wife: Oh no. It can't be Garbage day. Me: Stupid girl. All you had, you wasted. Wife: We *cannot* do this all day. It's a long drive. Me: I'm getting it out of my system before we get in the car.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11h
LOL. I didn't mean to start a therapy session. :) In my view, most people want to be with a "safe" person who is going to respect them and their boundries and all that. Being able to *suck up to their parents* is a different valence that can be, rightly, a turn off.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11h
LOL. I didn't mean to start a therapy session. :) In my view, most people want to be with a "safe" person who is going to respect them and their boundries and all that. Being able to *suck up to their parents* is a different valence that can be, rightly, a turn off.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11h
And, for the record, I was able to suck up to *every* parent of every girlfriend... EXCEPT FOR MY WIFE'S. Her mother, more or less, hated me, until the day she died (and I didn't like her much neither). So, you know, [Alanis voice] isn't it ironic? :)
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 23h
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21h
It was only much later in life that I learned that being the “safe” guy for the parents, uhh, “reduced my desirability” by significant, unrecoverable amounts. :)
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21h
It was only much later in life that I learned that being the “safe” guy for the parents, uhh, “reduced my desirability” by significant, unrecoverable amounts. :)
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21h
As a “boyfriend,” I was always super aware that leaving a message was talking to my girlfriend’s parents and adopted all appropriate formalities. :)
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t think younger people appreciate that “voice messages” used to be essentially broadcast to a person’s entire family :)
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Nic 🍉 @nml-dc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Be underestimated" in combination with "collaborate with someone who knows your worth" is actually genuinely a robust way to move through the world and win the contests that matter.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me: So if you're good at catching and good at focusing, why don't you think you're good at football. 11yo: I'm not really the fastest. Me: Neither was I. 11yo: But I'm also not as angry as you so I don't want to run into people. Me: Oh. ... What if I told you they *deserved* it? 11yo: Yeah. No. :(
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me: So if you're good at catching and good at focusing, why don't you think you're good at football. 11yo: I'm not really the fastest. Me: Neither was I. 11yo: But I'm also not as angry as you so I don't want to run into people. Me: Oh. ... What if I told you they *deserved* it? 11yo: Yeah. No. :(
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
11yo: I scored a TD in flag football. Me: NO SHIT. 11yo: Really Me: You're messing with me. 11yo: No really. See, because I'm really bad at football, nobody actually guards me. So the QB took advantage of that, since they knew I could catch. I caught the ball and nobody was around me and I scored :)
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So “on brand”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me. Fucking. Too. :)
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have you heard the story where Bill Belichick calls Flores (his former assistant) to *congratulate* him on getting the Giants job, only for Flores to have to tell him he didn't, and Bill belatedly realizing they gave the job to Brian Daboll, not Brian Flores?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Have you heard the story where Bill Belichick calls Flores (his former assistant) to *congratulate* him on getting the Giants job, only for Flores to have to tell him he didn't, and Bill belatedly realizing they gave the job to Brian Daboll, not Brian Flores?
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ngl: I have *fun* writing this one up :)
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Alice Lastname @elinde.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Elie is the most engaging political writer in the business. I wanna invite him to dinner!
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I still might be wrong. I acknowledged yesterday that I am sometimes unreasonably hopeful at the *start* of the term.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Supreme Court was asked to apply a Blockbuster Video law to [gestures broadly] the Internet. And… I think they might go for it. I think there is a small chance Blockbuster might help us restore some measure of digital privacy. My latest in @thenation.com. You can now call me Kurt Loder.
thenation.com
Is Blockbuster Video the Answer to Our Digital Privacy Woes?
The Supreme Court is weighing whether a 1988 video-store law can be used to protect our digital privacy.
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Sammy @deadheadlawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"The legal realists were right" is the best starting point for this convo.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In any event, I actually answer your four questions similar to how you do yourself. I just think that the *aggreed upon downsides* are not really downsides, when understood properly. It's not a "so what" answer. It's a "no, actually this might be better" answer.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I disagree, categorically, that adding additional justices, even in a "tit-for-tat" way, is a "race to the bottom." I think having a great many *more* judges is actually good for democracy, representation, ethics, and limiting the importance and power of any individual judge. Furthermore...
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I disagree, categorically, that adding additional justices, even in a "tit-for-tat" way, is a "race to the bottom." I think having a great many *more* judges is actually good for democracy, representation, ethics, and limiting the importance and power of any individual judge. Furthermore...
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
if people do not like a 200, or 300, or whatever person Supreme Court, supported by 1,000 memeber lower courts, then, perhaps, the judicary could be taught to MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS and rid us of their unelected supremacy. So, no race to the bottom. Just democracy, *by any means necessary.*
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think that if the court is going to act like a super-legislature, then it should be *treated* like a super-legislature, and tha means every incoming adminstration *should have to* bring with them the amount of justices necessary to have their agenda upheld. That's just democracy, baby. BUT...
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yeah, man. Yeah. ... yep :(. I won't go so far as to say we get the media we "deserve," because nobody deserves this crap. But we get the media we "want." Or white people want, at least. Because people vote with their eyeballs and the least common demoninator eyeballs reward... crap.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Right? It might not be the "smoking gun," but it sure as shit is the actual gun.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mike Florio on @profootballtalk.bsky.social does a really good job of breaking down what this all means in the context of the ongoing litigation www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTi...
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Brian Flores case against NFL takes new turn with Korn Ferry document | PFT PM | NFL on NBC
YouTube video by NFL on NBC
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This Brian Flores document is some one the most racist dogwhistle shit *put in writing* I've seen in an employment discrimination suit. frontofficesports.com/article/bria...
frontofficesports.com
Controversial Search Firm Memo on Brian Flores Unsealed by Court
The memo says Flores is “Polished and a good presenter despite growing up in Brownsville, Brooklyn.”
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He wasn't even "fighting a robot," he was fighting *a human* who controlled a robot. THAT'S NOT A BOXING MATCH. That's fighting another human with a gun or a tank or some other machine that *does the fighting for him.* I can beat the fuck out of my Roomba. Wake me when it can actually challenge me.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He wasn't even "fighting a robot," he was fighting *a human* who controlled a robot. THAT'S NOT A BOXING MATCH. That's fighting another human with a gun or a tank or some other machine that *does the fighting for him.* I can beat the fuck out of my Roomba. Wake me when it can actually challenge me.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They did, but they tweaked it (in 2013) in a way that maybe *only* applies to Netflix and not "internet streaming" or really any of the stuff that's now ubquitious since 2013.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm always more optomistic at the start of the term than five months in when I remember everything relentlessly sucks and these people have no decency and are hellbent on killing us all.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm always more optomistic at the start of the term than five months in when I remember everything relentlessly sucks and these people have no decency and are hellbent on killing us all.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh for sure. But "informed consent" will have to be a fight for a different day.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyway, fellow kids, *this* is why we take notes and examine our priors.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyway, fellow kids, *this* is why we take notes and examine our priors.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And, I'm not the only one who thinks this might actually turn out *in favor* of internet privacy. Here's @ladyhowe.bsky.social www.scotusblog.com/2026/10/cour...
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Court appears likely to allow internet suit based on decades-old video privacy law to go forward
The Supreme Court on Wednesday seemed likely to let a lawsuit brought by a Tennessee man alleging that a website owned by entertainment giant Paramount Global violated a 1988 video privacy law when i…
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having reviewed my notes and written my piece, I'd like to revise my earlier prediction. I think *there's a chance* that internet privacy actually WINS and Paramount loses this case. I think Roberts, Kav, and even Gorsuch are "in play" for an Elena Kagan: "Consent or GTFO" type ruling.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Having reviewed my notes and written my piece, I'd like to revise my earlier prediction. I think *there's a chance* that internet privacy actually WINS and Paramount loses this case. I think Roberts, Kav, and even Gorsuch are "in play" for an Elena Kagan: "Consent or GTFO" type ruling.
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