ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 6hElon Musk labeling driving upside down and then falling as "flying" is a really good indication for how incredibly fucking dumb he is and thinks everyone else is. 501435212 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7hMe: I'm ready to leave. Her: I'm not. Me: whhhhy? Her: Because you packed for yourself and I have to pack for two children. Me: I can pack for the children. Her: If you packed for them they'd have to share a toothbrush. Me: ... Her: ... You forgot to pack your toothbrush, didn't you. 2772336 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7hPetri for the win. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...theatlantic.comHi, I’m Your New Press Secretary, and It’s My First Time Reading Words Out LoudA very uncomfortable 14 minutes 1238034 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 7hOh that's right. Goddamn it. Maybe she'll come back for a special? 170 0
Reposted by ElieNYCKashmir Hill @kashhill.bsky.social · 10hWith Paxton so much in the news, I keep thinking about a story I wrote for The New Yorker years ago about how Texas, a state where gambling is illegal, has so many thriving poker rooms. He found a way to not get involved & then collected campaign donations. www.newyorker.com/sports/sport... 311136 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 10hWhen people said "drain the swamp" I don't think we realized that meant that only the sticky, chunky bits with too much viscosity to drain would be left to run the government. 2155484 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11hWife: Oh no. It can't be Garbage day. Me: Stupid girl. All you had, you wasted. Wife: We *cannot* do this all day. It's a long drive. Me: I'm getting it out of my system before we get in the car. 1529110 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11hLOL. I didn't mean to start a therapy session. :) In my view, most people want to be with a "safe" person who is going to respect them and their boundries and all that. Being able to *suck up to their parents* is a different valence that can be, rightly, a turn off. 3811 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11hLOL. I didn't mean to start a therapy session. :) In my view, most people want to be with a "safe" person who is going to respect them and their boundries and all that. Being able to *suck up to their parents* is a different valence that can be, rightly, a turn off. 3811 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 11hAnd, for the record, I was able to suck up to *every* parent of every girlfriend... EXCEPT FOR MY WIFE'S. Her mother, more or less, hated me, until the day she died (and I didn't like her much neither). So, you know, [Alanis voice] isn't it ironic? :) 2670 0
Reposted by ElieNYCIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 23hThank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. 161105271675 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21hIt was only much later in life that I learned that being the “safe” guy for the parents, uhh, “reduced my desirability” by significant, unrecoverable amounts. :) 81969 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21hIt was only much later in life that I learned that being the “safe” guy for the parents, uhh, “reduced my desirability” by significant, unrecoverable amounts. :) 81969 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21hAs a “boyfriend,” I was always super aware that leaving a message was talking to my girlfriend’s parents and adopted all appropriate formalities. :) 11061 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 21hI don’t think younger people appreciate that “voice messages” used to be essentially broadcast to a person’s entire family :) 1454343 0
Reposted by ElieNYCNic 🍉 @nml-dc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"Be underestimated" in combination with "collaborate with someone who knows your worth" is actually genuinely a robust way to move through the world and win the contests that matter. 347736 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Me: So if you're good at catching and good at focusing, why don't you think you're good at football. 11yo: I'm not really the fastest. Me: Neither was I. 11yo: But I'm also not as angry as you so I don't want to run into people. Me: Oh. ... What if I told you they *deserved* it? 11yo: Yeah. No. :( 2676015 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Me: So if you're good at catching and good at focusing, why don't you think you're good at football. 11yo: I'm not really the fastest. Me: Neither was I. 11yo: But I'm also not as angry as you so I don't want to run into people. Me: Oh. ... What if I told you they *deserved* it? 11yo: Yeah. No. :( 2676015 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/202611yo: I scored a TD in flag football. Me: NO SHIT. 11yo: Really Me: You're messing with me. 11yo: No really. See, because I'm really bad at football, nobody actually guards me. So the QB took advantage of that, since they knew I could catch. I caught the ball and nobody was around me and I scored :) 33103029 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Have you heard the story where Bill Belichick calls Flores (his former assistant) to *congratulate* him on getting the Giants job, only for Flores to have to tell him he didn't, and Bill belatedly realizing they gave the job to Brian Daboll, not Brian Flores? 51146 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Have you heard the story where Bill Belichick calls Flores (his former assistant) to *congratulate* him on getting the Giants job, only for Flores to have to tell him he didn't, and Bill belatedly realizing they gave the job to Brian Daboll, not Brian Flores? 51146 0
Reposted by ElieNYCAlice Lastname @elinde.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Elie is the most engaging political writer in the business. I wanna invite him to dinner! 812110 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I still might be wrong. I acknowledged yesterday that I am sometimes unreasonably hopeful at the *start* of the term. 4161 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The Supreme Court was asked to apply a Blockbuster Video law to [gestures broadly] the Internet. And… I think they might go for it. I think there is a small chance Blockbuster might help us restore some measure of digital privacy. My latest in @thenation.com. You can now call me Kurt Loder.thenation.comIs Blockbuster Video the Answer to Our Digital Privacy Woes?The Supreme Court is weighing whether a 1988 video-store law can be used to protect our digital privacy. 25754172 0
Reposted by ElieNYCSammy @deadheadlawyer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"The legal realists were right" is the best starting point for this convo. 1392 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026In any event, I actually answer your four questions similar to how you do yourself. I just think that the *aggreed upon downsides* are not really downsides, when understood properly. It's not a "so what" answer. It's a "no, actually this might be better" answer. 1443030 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I disagree, categorically, that adding additional justices, even in a "tit-for-tat" way, is a "race to the bottom." I think having a great many *more* judges is actually good for democracy, representation, ethics, and limiting the importance and power of any individual judge. Furthermore... 20992117 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I disagree, categorically, that adding additional justices, even in a "tit-for-tat" way, is a "race to the bottom." I think having a great many *more* judges is actually good for democracy, representation, ethics, and limiting the importance and power of any individual judge. Furthermore... 20992117 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026if people do not like a 200, or 300, or whatever person Supreme Court, supported by 1,000 memeber lower courts, then, perhaps, the judicary could be taught to MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS and rid us of their unelected supremacy. So, no race to the bottom. Just democracy, *by any means necessary.* 664056 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I think that if the court is going to act like a super-legislature, then it should be *treated* like a super-legislature, and tha means every incoming adminstration *should have to* bring with them the amount of justices necessary to have their agenda upheld. That's just democracy, baby. BUT... 554145 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Yeah, man. Yeah. ... yep :(. I won't go so far as to say we get the media we "deserve," because nobody deserves this crap. But we get the media we "want." Or white people want, at least. Because people vote with their eyeballs and the least common demoninator eyeballs reward... crap. 1835738 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Right? It might not be the "smoking gun," but it sure as shit is the actual gun. 0321 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Mike Florio on @profootballtalk.bsky.social does a really good job of breaking down what this all means in the context of the ongoing litigation www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiTi...youtube.comBrian Flores case against NFL takes new turn with Korn Ferry document | PFT PM | NFL on NBCYouTube video by NFL on NBC 312117 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This Brian Flores document is some one the most racist dogwhistle shit *put in writing* I've seen in an employment discrimination suit. frontofficesports.com/article/bria...frontofficesports.comControversial Search Firm Memo on Brian Flores Unsealed by CourtThe memo says Flores is “Polished and a good presenter despite growing up in Brownsville, Brooklyn.” 19415111 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026He wasn't even "fighting a robot," he was fighting *a human* who controlled a robot. THAT'S NOT A BOXING MATCH. That's fighting another human with a gun or a tank or some other machine that *does the fighting for him.* I can beat the fuck out of my Roomba. Wake me when it can actually challenge me. 01768 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026He wasn't even "fighting a robot," he was fighting *a human* who controlled a robot. THAT'S NOT A BOXING MATCH. That's fighting another human with a gun or a tank or some other machine that *does the fighting for him.* I can beat the fuck out of my Roomba. Wake me when it can actually challenge me. 01768 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026They did, but they tweaked it (in 2013) in a way that maybe *only* applies to Netflix and not "internet streaming" or really any of the stuff that's now ubquitious since 2013. 1100 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm always more optomistic at the start of the term than five months in when I remember everything relentlessly sucks and these people have no decency and are hellbent on killing us all. 323319 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm always more optomistic at the start of the term than five months in when I remember everything relentlessly sucks and these people have no decency and are hellbent on killing us all. 323319 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Oh for sure. But "informed consent" will have to be a fight for a different day. 1110 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Anyway, fellow kids, *this* is why we take notes and examine our priors. 41845 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Anyway, fellow kids, *this* is why we take notes and examine our priors. 41845 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026And, I'm not the only one who thinks this might actually turn out *in favor* of internet privacy. Here's @ladyhowe.bsky.social www.scotusblog.com/2026/10/cour...scotusblog.comCourt appears likely to allow internet suit based on decades-old video privacy law to go forwardThe Supreme Court on Wednesday seemed likely to let a lawsuit brought by a Tennessee man alleging that a website owned by entertainment giant Paramount Global violated a 1988 video privacy law when i… 111614 0
Reposted by ElieNYCElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Having reviewed my notes and written my piece, I'd like to revise my earlier prediction. I think *there's a chance* that internet privacy actually WINS and Paramount loses this case. I think Roberts, Kav, and even Gorsuch are "in play" for an Elena Kagan: "Consent or GTFO" type ruling. 523220 0
ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Having reviewed my notes and written my piece, I'd like to revise my earlier prediction. I think *there's a chance* that internet privacy actually WINS and Paramount loses this case. I think Roberts, Kav, and even Gorsuch are "in play" for an Elena Kagan: "Consent or GTFO" type ruling. 523220 0