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@eli4theworld.bsky.social
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Your Crustacean Crush 🦀👑 part-time puppy boy, full-time cat dad.

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
“Sometimes you’re more bit than man.” — My boyfriend Eli, skewering me yet again
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not my rock, not my lobster.
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not my dungeons, not my dragons.
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Number of Popular Songs About Atomic War by Decade, According to Wikipedia: 1950s: 8 1960s: 17 1970s: 19 1980s: 204 1990s: 30 2000s: 15 2010s: 12
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
so without further ado, let's begin
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@loresjoberg.bsky.social’s very emotive dog, Max! 🪴🩵
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have been a Cat Dad for a whole year now. These baby girls have improved my life so much. 🧡🐱
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
most of my life is so unpredictable and scary right now, but one consistently good thing is that i get to go on adventures with @loresjoberg.bsky.social 🩵🪴🐶
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
hating myself for every poor decision i have ever made. crying myself to sleep. trying to keep my head above water. struggling to enjoy the good parts of my life because my mind is constantly occupied with fear of what happens if i don’t figure things out. waiting for all of it to be over. thinking.
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
healing ❤️‍🩹
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
this weekend, I get to play board games with my friends, work shifts with high potential for tips and giggles, and get tied up. at the end of this week, i get to produce a queer art show *and* go to a kink event with my partner. my life may be falling apart but at least i am having fun! ☺️✌️
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A. M. Vincent @vincent.northsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
(to the tune of ‘Good Day Sunshine’) BOYFRIEND WEEKEND. BOYFRIEND WEEKEND. BOYFRIEND WEEKEND! @loresjoberg.bsky.social 🐻💕
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Eli came up to visit this weekend, and on Saturday Rose came over and we played a couple rounds of commander. Quintessential PNW polycule activity time.
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I am less than a month away from the end of my full time job and the end of my lease. I can’t afford to stay in my current apartment and I can’t afford to move. I am entirely overwhelmed by stress, I can’t afford barely function, much less apply for jobs, look for housing, or do anything productive.
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
🥵🥵🥵
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
cruelty isn’t special
your softness is your strength on a teddy bear in chainmail
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
meet Aphrodite, my new lap cat! 🫶
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
hbd to my friend & lover & handler 🐶 @toweringqueer.bsky.social 🩷
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
i am having really big feelings about what it actually means to be desired and pursued. it’s very strange to be at least marginally attractive to a subset of people on the internet, but then completely ignored and made to feel invisible in person. i know some of it is the convergence of similar
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
@hooburrito.bsky.social took so many cute pictures of me during their visit 🥲 my smiles were so REAL, y’all! being in love is so CUTE on me.
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
i just had a man come up to the counter and tell me why he was tipping me tonight even though he “usually doesn’t tip”. 🙃
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Josh Ruben @joshruben.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
😍
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
soaking up the sun ☀️ ✨
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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fat boyfriend @sandburial.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I think everyone should drive 15 under the speed limit just for shits and giggles
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
i think i am already dead.
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
what is 100mg of zoloft *supposed* to feel like? if the general state of your life is unfulfilling and uncomfortable, is an anti-depressant actually supposed to, like, anti-depress you? is there an experience i can expect when i am on the right medication, even when my life is bad?
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
happy holidays 🐍❤️ youtu.be/UBgrsC6uHUk?...
youtu.be
Gigi the Christmas Snake
YouTube video by Chris Fleming
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Willett @agamemnonpress.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Art by Justin Gerard.
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
new crop tank ! 🫥
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
slutty druid vibes 🌿✨🦋
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
picking up groceries + crying in my car = multi-tasking 💕
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
are we allowed to be horny on here or…?
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eli (he/they) 💖 @eli4theworld.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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