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Gloto

@elgordosaurio.bsky.social
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Monotributista. Gordo, pobre y pelado. Los liberales no se merecen derechos humanos. El presidente es mogolico, ya tuvimos esta conversación.

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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 13/10/2026
Se ha visto obligado a anular un montón de citas inexistentes.  f.mtr.cool/mzgoueoahk
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gloto @elgordosaurio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vos pensas que no hay pais más mogolico que Argentina hasta que te das cuenta que Peru votó a una Fujimori y Brasil al hijo de Bolsonaro
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 23/09/2026
«Sacuden el trapo del polvo y luego nos cae la mierda a nosotros», se quejaba hace tres meses la tripulación rusa de la Soyuz TMA-04M. f.mtr.cool/3z87ehdksi
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Alanis Lola @alanislola.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Solo vengo por aquí a todos eso que me ha sacado una sonrisa (y una carcajada)
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🌭🍕🍟AUGUSTUS FOODERIA🍔🌮🥤 @augustolanches.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sofrendo
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a three panel comic

the first panel has a man who says “man i’m so hungry”

the second panel features the man’s back and a crudely drawn Samus Aran looking at him with a worried look in her eye

the third panel features a low resolution screenshot from the Metroid Ravenous trailer with the caption “how hungry…”
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bluesky, collectively, on Samus in Metroid Ravenous: “I like the kind of woman who will just fucking kill me.”
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Polci @ppolci.com · 09/09/2026
Milei evalúa otorgar subsidios a los circuncidados
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Gloto @elgordosaurio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vendo el culo necesito una Switch 2 y jugar al Ocarina of Time
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a seal and a shark are laying in bed, getting hot and heavy. The seal romantically says, “Shark…” Panel 2: with its eyes still closed, the shark replies, “person on a boogie board…” The seal suddenly opens its eyes, looking pissed. Panel 3: the seal exclaims, “what!?” And the embarrassed looking shark says “uh…” The shark has a thought bubble and is imagining a swimsuit-clad balding man with sunblock and goggles holding a boogie board.
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Yonkou dos mares da Ira @luckyluke94.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Anda Jasmine Vine, a DLC Sea of Estrogen não vai se lançar sozinha
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bro remembering all his past 8 lives 😸 IG: @hababamevi_ youtube.com/shorts/Hy_5w...
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Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @bichinhos.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*Comida te dá energia* Eu depois de almoçar:
Filhotão de cachorro da raça pitbull cinza e branco dormindo capotado todo arreganhado com a linguinha pra fora sobre um edredom sobre o sofá
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Gloto @elgordosaurio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Llevo 6 meses en esta aplicación, me canse de bloquear palabras claves y poner "no me interesa esto" pero por alguna razón el algoritmo me sigue mostrando posts en alemán, porno de furros en pañales y comics satíricos de Trump dibujados por boomers dignos de estar en el FB de mi abuela
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Gloto @elgordosaurio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pensando en volver a activar la cuenta de twitter para ir y ponerle FIN a Adorni
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conkface.bsky.social @conkface.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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AAAAHH!-lex Rhys 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @robinandcat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Commonality
Mina the Hollower and Sybil from Psuedoregalia meet on the street. They both have no pants! They bond over their pantsless nature in a parody of the “Same Hat” comic.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Morning.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two people are laying romantically in the grass on a clear day. The girl asks the guy, “where does the wind come from?” Panel 2: the guy calmly replies, “pressure changes?” The girl says, “ahh…” Panel 3: Professor Propeller, a small, rotund mustached man in a skin tight suit covered in rotating fans blowing air around, peeks out from behind a tree. He says deviously, “that’s right, you morons…”
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 11/06/2026
Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Tupac Makes Appearance in Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake as Great Deku Tree.
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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 05/06/2026
Kratos: Your mother is finally at peace. Faye:
Doom guy fighting demons
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Gloto @elgordosaurio.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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