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Jesse Harris

@elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com
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Infosec professional. Gamer, gardener, hiker in Cedar City, Utah. Sometimes politics, but less than I used to. Fully supportive of Reconstruction 2.0. about.me/elforesto

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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 48m
Pour one out for Robert X. Cringley. Dude was an absolute legend in tech commentary for decades, and I started reading his stuff in Infoworld back in the day.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 11h
Add-on, ISCO has had at least TWO deputies credibly accused of crimes that were not charged. This tells you what you need to know about how that office is being run. Why am I the one who has to bring all this up? Isn't news supposed to add background and context to current events? #utpol
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 11h
3) Ken Carpenter ran as a "constitutional sheriff" which, as some of you know, means he sees sheriffs as the sovereign arbiters of what is and is not the law. Again, more sovcit nonsense. If there were actual local reporters around here, the Trib would know all this! #utpol
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 11h
Well, I can answer on behalf of ICSO. 1) Brad Green, local libertarian nutter arrested for DV who bailed Ammon out, maintains close ties with as many elected officials as he can. 2) Ken Carpenter has maintained warm exchanges with militia groups, so he's sympathetic to sovcit nonsense. #utpol
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 11/10/2026
Gotta make sure it gets the winter sun too. We miscalculated on ours and it gets a LOT of shade from the house.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 10/10/2026
Time to shut down the garden. There's just a bit of basil. #gardening
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 10/10/2026
This described someone assaulting children. That's a serious felony and cause for civil action in most states.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 09/10/2026
Almost every elected Republican has lost their very soul over the last decade, either by embracing evil or deferring to it.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 09/10/2026
First time on a 737-MAX8 and it's WAY nicer than the 800s and 900s I'm used to. It's almost up to A320/321 standards.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 09/10/2026
This Fight Club reboot seems plausible.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 09/10/2026
John should understand that Pete would take that as praise. #utpol
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 05/10/2026
Supporting evidence: Gen X who was DEFINITELY going through a midlife crisis after decades of "I'm so forgotten" self pity overwhelmingly voted for this.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 05/10/2026
The Internet was better when it was all nerds and weirdos (laudatory) and not nerds and weirdos (derogatory).
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 05/10/2026
Imagine your solution to rampant and intentional lawbreaking is more laws.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 04/10/2026
Gordon B. Hinckley said the same 21 years ago. I guess everyone needed a bit of a reminder that gambling is a very bad idea, both personally and societally. #lds #genconf #generalconference www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/genera...
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Gambling
If you have never been involved in poker games or other forms of gambling, don’t start. If you are involved, then quit now while you can do so.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 03/10/2026
Not enough waifu.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 03/10/2026
I guess the appeal worked and a GIF of Captain Underpants is no longer tagged as "sexually suggestive".
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 03/10/2026
lolwut at that tag. It's Captain Underpants you hapless machine.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 03/10/2026
A major win for George and Harold.
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Captain Underpants: Hero of the Night
ALT: Captain Underpants: Hero of the Night
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 02/10/2026
That's why Greg Garcia shows like My Name is Earl and Raising Hope are SO GOOD. Yes, these are deeply flawed people, but... they don't want to be! They're trying to do better in spite of their upbringing and circumstances!
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 02/10/2026
Only reason Vegas is getting an expansion team is because there isn't one to steal from Oakland.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 02/10/2026
I did two plants a few years ago and ended up with 200 peppers. No idea what I did right, but they liked it.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 01/10/2026
Savagely mock anyone who thinks we should rehab Nixon. If anything, we didn't treat him harshly enough.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 01/10/2026
Public lands are all too often treated as some kind of "slush fund" for favored interests.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 01/10/2026
I have gotten so so SO used to this, choking in the final moments. To be fair, though, the Cubs just BARELY made it here this year.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 01/10/2026
According to the cube rule, both are tacos.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 30/09/2026
Yo, @weratedogs.com, gonna need you to weigh in here.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 30/09/2026
I have, of course, notified my city council. They swore up one way and down the other that the data would be siloed for exclusive city use under heavy audit and, well, this is demonstrably untrue and a blatant contract violation requiring immediate service termination.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 30/09/2026
If you put a gun to my head and said I could have either EDR or DNS filtering, I would pick DNS filtering. It's almost no negative performance impact and stops more real world threats.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 30/09/2026
Dynamic pricing is the kind of thing that doesn't happen in a competitive market. My kingdom for some anti-trust enforcement.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 30/09/2026
The paralyzing inability of mainstream media to say "hey, that's a lie" is a HUGE contributing factor here. They got bullied by the liars and grifters into both sides view from nowhere nonsense instead of doing their job.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 30/09/2026
To be fair, there was a lot of "he doesn't mean that, it's just hyperbole" marketing that the mass media was all too happy to amplify. Our political system primes people for expecting big promises to end up in minor actions.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 29/09/2026
It's kind of wild that ballistas in #Valheim don't have "friend or foe" detection OOTB. Kind of an essential mod to fix this. www.nexusmods.com/valheim/mods...
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Better Ballistas
Adjust the firing arc, detection range, speed, targeting and trophy limit of the Ballista!
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
Get rekt, Trevor. #utpol
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
Ya know, it's entirely possible that other countries were quietly using these exploits and ShinyHunters going public burned those valuable sources. Which probably attracted attention from governments that would use less restraint than the US in their responses.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
lololol Someone figured out that targeting law enforcement might be a major escalation. Like "get tossed in an unmarked van" kind of stuff.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
If you're not using your air fryer to make nachos, you're wasting your air fryer.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
Such a confusing headline. It makes it seem like churches are asking MS to directly give them money, not asking as part of a broader coalition to invest in the community as a whole.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
There are a lot of people on the political right who know, but they do or say little to make it clear that they know. They do not deserve rehabilitation when it's over.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026
When you have too many chiles, you make enchilada sauce. And when you have too much enchilada sauce and too many zucchini, you make zucchini enchiladas.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/09/2026
I've seen so many of these over-the-top dishes made for viral videos, and they never look good. Too much fat, too much food, too many competing flavors that do not compliment each other. It's meme fodder and that's it.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/09/2026
They're created on the system drive by default unless you disable it via a registry key. Ask me how I know. 🫠
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/09/2026
Same reason that 8.3 naming on modern Windows is a default. Nobody wants to be the one to remove an option and have someone wail "on noes muh legacy stuff".
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/09/2026
Top notch material. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_P-...
youtube.com
Governor Schwarzenegger's Message Following this Week's Attack on the Capitol
YouTube video by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/09/2026
I think he put his cards on the table when he recorded that speech about Jan 6.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 25/09/2026
Hey friends. You know that pile of old tech gadgets you have sitting in the corner that you want to get rid of? We've got you covered! Come to the @saintcon.bsky.social Swap Meet on Tuesday October 27 at 6PM to unload all that old homelab gear collecting dust. saintcon.org/events/swap-...
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Swap Meet · SAINTCON 26
Buy, sell, trade, or give away used tech. Tuesday evening at the Hyatt Place Provo, in the same room as Game Night. Bring the gear you are ready to part with, and take home whatever nobody claims.
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/09/2026
Feeling even better about this. bsky.app/profile/eff....
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/09/2026
I'm happy, but also smart enough to know that I should temper my expectations.
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Spongebob Wipe
ALT: Spongebob Wipe
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Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/09/2026
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