Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 15/10/2026I'd say the sweet potato harvest was decent. #gardening 0150 15
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 14/10/2026Spicy Deidre is the BEST Deidre. #utpol 072 7
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 12/10/2026It's too long for a post, and can't easily be broken up into a thread, so I'm going to do the screenshot + alt text thing to say: vote for zero Republicans. 071 7
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 10/10/2026Time to shut down the garden. There's just a bit of basil. #gardening 220 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 28/09/2026When you have too many chiles, you make enchilada sauce. And when you have too much enchilada sauce and too many zucchini, you make zucchini enchiladas. 030 3
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 22/09/2026So predictable. 1) Someone else should do it. 2) Let's do some "both sides" stuff to water it down. Always trying to find that narrow lane where he makes everyone happy with zero risk. #utpol www.curtis.senate.gov/press-releas... 031 3
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 21/09/2026*deep sign* "... and therefore I will..." #utpol 220 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 14/09/2026Summer means basil, and basil means pesto Genovese. #gardening #cooking 041 4
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 12/09/2026What happens when you point out that someone is spreading misinformation. In this case, putting a postmark in the wrong place and the wrong size is, in fact, a valid reason to say "we will not mail your ballots". It's not a grand conspiracy. It is a sender doing dumb stuff. 110 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 05/09/2026I don't think stochastic terrorism starts being good just because you changed the target. 000 0
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 05/09/2026I told our teenager (who, BTW, thinks Wile E. Coyote shorts are hilarious) that we had tickets for Coyote vs. Acme today and he had a one-word response: 010 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 04/09/2026Can confirm, I grew up in Las Vegas and have been in Utah for 21 years. mydialect.us/quiz-extende... 110 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 01/09/2026Have you ever done a "numbers go up" game so hard you triggered an integer overflow and broke the game? #Combolands 010 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 27/08/2026Tonight's dinner: pizza from scratch, featuring bell pepper from the garden. #cooking 1374 37
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/08/2026There are a lot of "natural men" in charge right now. #lds 050 5
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 22/08/2026This is the second bowl of peppers I've picked in as many weeks. Pimento, Anaheim, jalapeno, and bell. #gardening 020 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 18/08/2026I'm afraid this is my A game contribution to this discussion. 121 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 17/08/2026Not sure what's going on, but it did put at least part of SUU into lockdown. 020 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 11/08/2026Speaking on behalf of basically every single person working in information security: LOL, LMAO 0152 15
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 11/08/2026I think it's time to make pepper relish. 010 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 10/08/2026I am absolutely loving the localized architecture on both projects. This is one of the same reasons that the Red Cliffs Temple in Washington, UT has stuck out to me with its slightly pink sandstone. #lds 010 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 10/08/2026TBH Robert Scoble really put the final nail in that coffin by making every user look like this much of a dork. 110 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/07/2026When it's 4PM on a Friday and you're about to drop an internally-discovered 8.6 on a dev team. 050 5
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/07/2026The A-10 is a dakka senda meme machine (derogatory). 120 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 15/07/2026#SAINTCON sold out in under half an hour this year. 🤯 Part of that is probably the preregistration system for prior attendees. That was a nice touch to make sure anyone returning had a shot. 210 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 13/07/2026Zucchini parm, and pesto spaghetti. Zucchini, basil, and tomatoes from the garden. 040 4
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 09/07/2026Cedar City is bragging about... this. A new parking lot, with zero landscaping or shade, on the lot directly across from Main Street Park. What an utter waste of prime downtown real estate all to avoid a block or two of walking for a few hundred people maybe half a dozen times a year. 220 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 07/07/2026Basically the last sane and brave Republican left in #utpol right here. 180 8
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 27/06/2026First harvest. Squash bugs have not yet been seen. #gardening 151 5
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 26/06/2026If only I knew more about this guy so I knew if I was being flattered or insulted. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 300 3
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/06/2026Sometimes you just have to get right to the point. 1100 10
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/06/2026Mike Bleak once again pulled off a very narrow win, and I'm not sure he can do it a fourth time. He's steadily been making people around here angry, and the next round of data center applications will probably be his end. #utpol 010 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 24/06/2026The Cottonwood Fire is on track to exceed the massive Brian Head fire from a few years ago. Eagle Point has already lost buildings, many cabins have been reduced to ash, and communities on US-89 are on alert for evacuation orders. #utwx #utfire 001 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 23/06/2026My Victrix Pro BFG controller stopped working last week. Can't find any obviously faulty components, and the power from the batteries seems fine. It flashes LEDs in an error code pattern, but there are no online docs saying what it means and Turtle Beach support has proven useless. 100 1
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 23/06/2026John is purposefully misleading everyone. He is obviously attempting to use far more than a word in an attempt to coopt the Church's brand to build his audience. Unfortunately, the Trib falls for this schtick every single time and prints the claims without challenge. 120 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 17/06/2026If you ever want to spice up your game night, here's an idea. 020 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 10/06/2026I'd say the volunteer green beans are doing okay. #gardening 020 2
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 05/06/2026The tactical ferret needs to know how well they work as ammo for the fire team. 000 0
Jesse Harris @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com · 04/06/2026There's a location in Horizon: Forbidden West that is obviously meant to be a reference to the long-gone Imperial Palace in Las Vegas, and boy was it a TRIP to read about the guy who owned the place. 000 0