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Cianon | 27 | I like 2 color and draw | elf guy… ☝️🫥 not always sfw Tags: #ffxivart #ff14art #friendwoldoodles #wolart #zostingposting #ciart

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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love finding hidden layers in really old procreate canvases and going “what’s this?” and it’s Some Bullshit #ciart
The “original, well structured joke” vs “<insert shitty meme> WHEEZE” meme except I redrew it as an elezen wearing the AF EnW gear. Bro I drew this four years ago . I forgot about this
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m pulling so much fucking gpose out of my ass right now for kaenan ratdad
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk if it will do much to cheer u up but here’s a video of my roomie’s cat being a little freak
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Me as ianthe sad style
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me as ianthe
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little guy gazes upwards respectfully
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
imprisoned for my crimes
Me in a shopping cart in a Costco parking lot. I am curled up in a fetal position with a weak and resigned white person smile. My buddy Kat is flashing a thumbs up at the camera for imprisoning a great evil
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ffxiv characters when they turn and walk away
SpongeBob’s flat ass
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my boss texted me saying “our October goth show has too many skulls ): got any art or photography that isn’t a skull??” and I was like . allow me to introduce you to my buddy Búðakirkja #zostingposting
The Icelandic church Búðakirkja, a small black church with six white windows and a white door. It has a teeny little steeple with a cross. In front of it is a brick half wall, and behind it is the ocean. The clouds are thick and dark
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sneeb with blood on his face. The French
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels when one of your irls finds u on socmed
Robert Pattinson looking confused in a brown tracksuit in a random mostly empty kitchen
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
quick n kinda scuffed Halmarut pin up wip 🫡🫡🫡 #ciart #ff14art
A sketch of Halmarut from ffxiv lying down on a (for now) blank background. She’s wearing a corset, garters, and thigh-high sheers, along with her usual glasses and a ribbon tied around her neck. Her tits are super out (salute emoji).
She has one hand extender above her head and the other one resting beside her face. One leg is crossed over the other
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a test of your reflexes #zostingposting
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
his antennae . His feelers if u will #zxivpxiv
An elezen looking to the left. He has medium-length white hair pulled back into a ponytail. In the front of his hair, two little wispies are pulled out that look like antennae
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brother WHAT demons are in my game client today
A screencap from discord of two different ffxiv accounts. In the top one, an elezen states up at a completely vertical loft. In the bottom, and Elezen and a Miqo’te stare down at a totally normal horizontal loft
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ALSO THIS BIZARRE FUCKING LOFT GLITCH HAPPENED that I then did proceed to gpose around yeah #zostingposting
ALT TEXT COURTESY OF RAT DAD

A gpose of two FFXIV characters in a basement.  Arsene, Shannon’s white haired elezen, gestures emphatically and with GREAT perturbance at a wooden loft platform housing item that has inexplicably ROTATED 90 DEGREES AND IS NOW VERTICAL?????  All in existence bent to my— ahem.  Quin’a, my light green miqote with a very hot pink outfit, flinches in surprise at Arsene’s wild gesticulation.  Starbird hovers between them just kinda chillin.  In the bottom left corner, Quin’a’s baby amaro, Mokuba, stares directly into the camera. 

Genuinely how the fuck did this happen.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recorded this baffling glitch happening in the Front Lines ™ tonight and didn’t realize my YT audio was Also getting recorded LMAO
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DONE.. I think. Drawing friend group WoLs as marketable plushies 😌😌😌😌 #ciart
A plushie concept of a green haired miqote with one green eye and one orange eye. He is smiling with a colon three face A plushie concept of a grey miqote woman* with light grey stripes, purple eyeshadow, and short purple hair. She has one silver eye and one green eye. 

*nonbinary typePlushie concept of a lalafell man with green eyes, a goatee, grey swept-back hair, and green face paint. Plushie concept sketch of an elezen with a white hime cut and grey eyes looking kind of bummed about being turned into a marketable plushie
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤔
A Zenos plushie looking like a Bratz doll. She has her hair tied up in a messy bun and has a black sewing machine cover over her right (our left) shoulder. The has a colon three face and her eyes are mostly obscured. She’s on a white background (our basement)A Bratz doll in the same pose, with the same black shawl over her screen left shoulder. Her brown hair is hanging in her face. She looks city despite the dishevelment
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
new reaction image just dropped
“Pillar-biter” carving from st. Bavo in haarlem. Uh. Does what it says on the tin. Wood carving in full relief (maybe toeing half relief) of a fucked up monk guy biting a pillar. Someone named jessemlocker popped up on my discover page w this image??? I was not under the impression they took this image but  putting their username just in case
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Evercold 😔
Low opacity dr robotnik with the caption “I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.” atop a screenshot of meteor from the Evercold trailer. Mostly thinking of Zenoswol but venatwol and ysaylewol and minfiliawol are all Hold Hands in solidarity
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s giving
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
8:26 AM • Jul 26, 2016
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk why so many people have told me I look like her. We will never know (/j)
A fucked up selfie of me where I have managed to make me eyes go in diff directions somehow A screencap of Marcella from dunmeshi with her eyes going diff directions
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#7.56spoilers ://
Three white haired elezen in entirely identical color palettes standing next to each other in a line on the snowThree meerkats, akin to the elves, perched in a row on a hill
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#7.56spoilers this is how five year olds stance up when they gotta tell mom and dad they frew up
Estinien, Alphinaud, and a white haired elezen wol (dire. Dire I know) in the 7.56 patch. They're in the Fourth. Alphinaud looks so fucking small and he's standing like a Danganronpa character or perhaps a second grader and looking up at Estinien and The WoL
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Straight up felt like this all day
A cat wrapped in a sock or something with eyes edited to be extremely blue. The caption reads “the spice must flow.” He is the great Shai hulud
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evercold meteor cinematic screencap. Overlaid above him is eggman from sonic with the caption “I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.”
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
making plushie designs for my fwiends NO LONGER BALD !!!!!!! #ciart #friendwoldoodles #ff14art
A plushie of a grey moonkeeper miqote with eyeshadow and dark lipstick. She had one silvery eye and one green eye, light grey stripes, and a scar across her nose. Below her right eye is a white splotchy scar. She has short, dark purple hair that matches her lavender eyeshadow. She is smiling softlyA plushie design of a male lalafell with grey hair and large green eyes. He has subtle crow’s feet, a pink nose, and a goatee. His cheeks are painted with green stripes. He is smirking deviously.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WAIT HOLLUP I just remembered someone posted their hand pt protocol on the EDS reddit and I saved it lmao (Obvious everyone’s body is different Don’t hurt yourself I’m not a dr etc etc disclaimer)
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Its 2001. they will do strange and funky things to your 🫵 concept of gender
The 2001 lotr Burger King toys set, a collection of small character statues that link together to form a circle around the One Ring in the center. They have the caption “choose your favorite!”
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now the game that gave me some kind of spontaneous brain chamistry alteration is THIS bad boy. Discovering that pretty elf lady on the cover was Not actually a woman? Life-changing work.
Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess cover
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idk if it defines me so much as Makes Sense Given My Qualities, but the video game that ensured I’d play video games Forever ™ is this bad boy
The cover of the 1993 puzzle game Myst
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
<voz d’gaius> such devastation #ciart #ff14art
A lovely painterly drawing of our buddy Gabe’s lalafell warrior of light, Rorotheto Luludona.  He’s a little bitty dude wearing the standard white and red white mage attire.  He’s got some sweeping black face paint curves along his cheek bones, a little gold jewel on his forehead, and what I can only describe as either a black dot or a very small soul patch on his chin??? Idk.  He’s cocking a gun with his eyes closed in a resigned stern expression.  There’s an ffxiv style speech bubble under him, showing that he’s saying  “I’m a healer, but….”
Also he’s standing in front of the praetorium because, to quote Gabe, “you don’t even have to heal anyone in there.”
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zelda gazes deviously at you
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OH BOY 3 AM ! #friendwolposting #ciart #ff14art
An image of an M lalafell with green face paint and a goatee. He’s wearing the Orison Robes (one of the white mage artifact attire sets) and is cocking a gun. His expression is solemn, as if he is aware that he is about to do something deeply regretful. Below him is a text box that reads: “Rorotheto: I’m a healer, but…”
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m trying to toss some plushie design salad together for my friends for funsies and. God they look so weird bald and without their kitty ears
A 2D plushie design of what SHOULD be a moonkeeper miqo with one green eye and one orange eye. He has a lil nose tattoo and is doing the colon three face. He is SOOOO baldA 2D plushie design of what is supposed to be a moonkeeper miqo. She has purple eyeshadow on her eyelids. Her irises are white and green, and she has black lipstick on her lips.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
opens kae’s Quin’a lore doc Scrolls down slightly
Arsene has a semi-rational fear of Quin'a dying in a cave
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
YOU SEE NOW . YOU SEE ?
Elezen with scalers staring into the camera. He has a hime cut with chin-length side pieces and is wearing a turquoise silk tabard with large pauldronsElezen without scalers staring into the camera. He has a hime cut with cheekbone-length side pieces and is wearing a turquoise silk tabard with large pauldronsElezen with scalers staring into the camera. He has a hime cut with chin-length side pieces and is wearing a turquoise silk tabard with large pauldrons. I realize his hips look like they go crazy here and like. Yeah he does have an hourglass figure but it’s mostly the armor LMAOElezen without scalers staring into the camera. He has a hime cut with cheekbone-length side pieces and is wearing a turquoise silk tabard with large pauldrons
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
christ. He does look like a horse with this hair
A white horse facing rightAn elf facing right with a bob cut
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bizarre photoset cont. 💃💃 #zostingposting
A Zenos cosplayer and an Emet cosplayer (@splinterhamato) sitting at a round off white table. Behind them is a mesh fence that exists for the implied purpose of keeping small children from leaping into the lazy river and completely destroying someone’s day. Behind the lazy river quarantine zone is a tangle of brightly colored slides that I am NOT allowed to go on for reasons that a funny to leave vague in alt text. The Zenos cosplayer is balancing a scythe in Their hand and hand their head resting on their opposite knuckles. The Emet is wearing a lei and is drinking from a tall plastic cup while leaning back against the table. Slay!
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m so happy u can edit individual hairstyle bones now bc lowkey m elezen hime cut was kinda giving An Egg, so now the side bangs can be chin length LMAO
A picture of an m elezen with a white hime cut staring right
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Male elezen 132!!
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BACK IN THE MINES
A haunt actor in a bloodied nightgown, reaching threateningly towards the camera. They have a stained kn95 covering their mouth. Their hair is pulled up into pigtails. They’re leaning over a rusted bathtub that’s genuinely filled with disgusting fucking water bc this building was abandoned in 1971 LMAO
there is a skeleton on the rightA haunt actor dressed like a scary scarecrow is gesturing towards the camera. They have a burlap mask with teeth bared in a grin. They’re wearing a patchwork coat and a ripped button up, through which is poking out bloodied burlap. Behind them is a brick wall lined with rotting “scarecrows” that look suspiciously more like cadavers LMAO
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah….
Smoke alarm regulations are covered in the state fire code. Here are some highlights:
• Smoke alarms/detectors installed shall require photoelectric technology
• Smoke alarms/detectors shall be placed:
• on every habitable level
• on the basement level
• on the ceiling of each stairway leading to the floor above, but not within the stairway, at the base of each stairway, including stairways to an unfinished/unheated basement/cellar
• on ceiling outside of each separate sleeping area.
• Smoke alarms/detectors shall be placed in common areas on the ceiling.
• Heat alarms/detectors required by Section 13.7.4.3 shall be placed:
• in open porches with stairs on the ceiling
• in common areas on the ceiling.
• Non-interconnected smoke alarms/detectors shall be permitted to be within the dwelling unit.
• Smoke/Heat alarms/detectors shall be
interconnected in common areas and in
basements.
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the Live Photo of this goes kinda hard ngl #zostingposting
Zenos and Emet cosplayers standing in front of a splash zone. They’re in swimsuit versions of the regular outfits. The Zenos is holding a scythe on one hand and posing with their other hand on their hip. The Emet is holding out the back of their skirt with their left hand and snapping Gayle with their right
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yard friends :)
Two wild bunnies in green grass
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I feel like I did the heart fingers wrong but that’s ok
Me showing u a heart
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(intellectually) dawntrail b plot #zostingposting
A zenos cosplayer standing in front of a wave pool and hoisting the scythe up behind their back. Behind them, a led screen emits a bright red light that is reflecting off the water and walls. They’re popping out their hip and turning their head to the right. It’s a water park, so the zenos is wearing a swimsuit with a hipless cover up instead of the usual outfit. Because pleather in a wave pool would be abysmal and demonic. They’re wearing demonias though! Because they are 5’4” and need it to complete the illusion of being a beautiful Amazonian instead of a fucked up little bug you’d find under a rock
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
disarray and chaos in the Galvus family #zostingpostinflg
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Licensed Certified Elf Dealer @elfexegete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
environmental storytelling
Swimsuit Zenos and Emet cosplayers taking mirror selfies but the mirror is dirty as shitThe Emet cosplayer is now cleaning off the mirror while the Zenos (not helpful) documents this
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