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Whitney

@elegnome.bsky.social
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I think of you all as actual, complete human beings. I prefer Gala apples. Hugs AND drugs. I haunt this house. I am a ghost. Window seat, please. (She/her.)

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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 19h
I’m going to add: How many time zones are we crossing? Will we cross the international date line into tomorrow on our hypothetical journey? Was anyone at the airport(s) mean? Did someone take your window seat on the plane and pretend to be asleep so that you had to sit on the aisle and you are not
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had to change my pfp AGAIN because there was too much yellow. I really love that yellow shirt, too! I just can’t stand to look at it. So comfy, though. Unflattering and wrinkly (100% linen), but super comfy.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this really controversial? Because I love that episode, too! I don’t love that Bobby dies, but it’s a great episode.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fun fact: Chris gave me a high five after this. I still have no idea why.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Videos still don’t work for me on here, but I was there, so I remember this (I think) and I laughed (I’m pretty sure).
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay, so… Ms. Parton? May I call you Dolly? Dolly, this is not a great time for this whole dying thing. Could you just get Jesus or somebody to fix up your body and pop back in? We would all really appreciate it.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m technically home and crap, but… am I? 🤔
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My dad has said the following: “I went to that store once.” “This used to be all fields.” “These used to be dirt roads.” Me: “They’re still dirt roads.” Dad: “They weren’t as nice.” I would never ask my father for directions anywhere.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It may or may not be random (songs can be catchy and fun and also made by terrible human beings… or they have no substance, they just make me happy, and are made by terrible human beings 🤷‍♀️… I hate knowing anything about artists, it ruins everything)
LIKE THIS AND I'LL POST A RANDOM SONG FROM MY
PLAYLIST
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is anybody else freaking the fuck out?! My anxiety meds aren’t even making a dent. 🥺
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think of no one. Is this freedom?
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve been asleep for 24 hours. Hope I didn’t miss anything. 😬
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Possible explanation for what went horribly wrong with our country? (Surely couldn’t have helped…) www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
apmreports.org
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 01/08/2026
the article in question about how a bunch of americans were taught how to read wrong, for those who haven't read it: www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
apmreports.org
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I should probably put my glasses on at some point. 🤦‍♀️
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m surprised that I don’t recognize it… I spent damn near my whole life on Gratiot near Mount Clemens. 🤔
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m not going or anything, but my birthday is that Saturday and I don’t need to know there’s only 8 weeks until my birthday! I don’t need to start the existential crisis this early! 😩
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
True. It often ends with a fire. 🤔
static.klipy.com
Supernatural
Alt: Supernatural Family Don’t End With Blood From left to right: Misha Collins as Castiel Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester Samantha Ferris as Ellen Harvelle Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester Alona Tal as Jo Harvelle Jim Beaver as Bobby Singer They’re posing together for a group photo, but they’re out of character and laughing. Bobby is in his wheelchair, but his right leg lifts a bit. From Episode “Abandon All Hope”, season 5, episode 10, aired in 2009.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Once, I was on a plane. We were coming in to land at metro airport (Detroit). I’m not sure exactly what city we were over, but I’m pretty sure it was in Oakland County. I saw fireworks from the sky. It was really cool. Especially since I didn’t have to hear them, too.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Some videos, pictures, and gifs just aren’t showing up for me. The dogs were good again this week, but I can’t see exactly how!! For those who don’t follow them, this is what I’m referring to: bsky.app/profile/wera...
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Huh. @kikireads.bsky.social essentially has the same effect 🤔
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Smart to get out of the country before Fireworks Weekend. All the dogs and cats would like to go, too.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Nothing to add.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Meanwhile, I try to play fetch with my dog and she will just sit there and stare at me a bit… then, she just walks away. 🤷‍♀️
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Atlas (Unreliable Narrator) @atlasboscrispa.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We're hitting a rough spot right now. The convention was tons of fun but we need to supplement our income however possible My spouse Bear is an amazing artist and would love to receive some commissions! If you have the means and would like an original piece of art, feel free to comment or dm! 🫶🏻🌟🌈
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
11:35PM: Some geese are having an argument in my backyard.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So THAT’S how that bear ended up in Monroe 🤔
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM Apparently, THIS happened. 🤔
youtu.be
FULL SHOW: After "Late Show" ends, Stephen Colbert hosts Monroe public access show
YouTube video by The Desk
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I had a dream where I somehow escaped and ended up near the ocean. I cried so hard. 🥹
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The cat’s logic is sound. 🤷‍♀️
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Favorite quote from a song! (There are many. This is one.) “Oh, you’ve got green eyes Oh, you’ve got blue eyes Oh, you’ve got grey eyes” It’s essentially meaningless, though. 🤔 I cannot tell you why I love it so much. Anyway, it’s “Temptation” by New Order. It’s a favorite song of mine.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I miss this guy’s grandma 🥺 (I also miss my grandma, but she doesn’t have a song 🤷‍♀️) youtube.com/watch?v=TdrC...
youtube.com
Bill Withers - Grandma's Hands (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BillWithersVEVO
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Depressingly true. I hate this country
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hey, @poetkatiratejeda.bsky.social ! Look at this tree!! It’s amazing!
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Is it just me, or is this line of storms giving the finger? 🤔🖕
A satellite image of precipitation from Northern Ontario down to Dallas, Texas. There’s a smallish line in front that looks like a middle finger to me.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
When there’s beautiful weather, I like to sing a lot more than normal. The problem is that I’m terrible at it and my window is wide open. Eh 🤷‍♀️ my neighbors can deal. There’s a kid somewhere around here who’s learning to play… some kind of instrument. I can’t tell what it is yet.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I listened to 4 seconds of a song and it was too painful. Sometimes, I’m far too fragile for music. (Note: it was a song I dearly love and have listened to a million times and isn’t even a sad song 🤷‍♀️)
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I know, dude, I’m totally right. Thanks for the support. You can blink now.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Since Dean Winchester was such a Patrick Swayze fan, then why on earth did he never mention To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar? (It’s a long title, I didn’t name it. And you cannot tell me he didn’t watch that movie AND have a copy. I’d like to speak to the writers.)
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This is more of a sex scene than what was in The Boys.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So, like… blankets protect against tornadoes, right? I can just curl up and go to sleep? Live in denial?
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a cartoon of a penguin laying in a bed with the word pengu on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of a penguin laying in a bed with the word pengu on the bottom
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community! 🏳️‍⚧️
Trans flag!
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And now I’ll drink some water. As directed.
Ginger cat sticking out his tongue. Note: not my cat.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Me, this morning: 😴💤 Then: 😳 HOW DO YOU TIE-DYE A SHIRT?! 🤦‍♀️ Dumbass brain.
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Vacationing with husbands, living with husbands, having husbands, knowing husbands, meeting potential husbands, befriending husbands….
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“This is America! Nobody deserves to be treated as a black man!” It’s funny and horrifically upsetting because it’s true!
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid. Note: I really liked her clothes and hair 🤦‍♀️
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a woman in a crop top and silver pants is standing in front of a payphone .
Alt: Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell in a crop top and silver pants is standing in front of a payphone .
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Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If anyone is going to the ocean, take me with you! You can just leave me there. This will be me 👇 (I’ll be fine)
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a woman in a black dress is standing on a beach
Alt: a woman in a black dress is standing on a beach staring at the ocean
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