Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Oh my god, I hate that! The scrolling, trying to find where you were… so much scrolling! The “where was I?” of it all! And the helplessness of AO3 just… not being there at all! (I usually have to take anxiety meds when this happens.) Don’t despair! 🫂💚 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It looks like you’re going to be in Colorado. You should not go to Colorado. The con is in Columbus, Ohio. Anyway, have a wonderful time! Take pictures! Say hi to Steve for me! Wait… Steve is ALWAYS there… why say hi this weekend and not, you know, any other time? 🤔 …the hell?… 230 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 15/10/2026They’re so cuuuuuute!!! 🥰 I like how the light, tan-colored puppy looks like it just fell asleep. Because puppies do that sometimes. It’s hard being a puppy! So much to do and discover and they don’t wanna sleep, but they have to, so they’ll just fall asleep wherever. Cute!! 🥰 010 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Awwwww!! 🥰 I love that his first instinct is “destroy the thing in the way with teeth”, but he is smart enough to listen and understand and ignore instinct! (My Rosie, bless her heart, is smart enough, but gets far too excited to think.) 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Watching this dog have zoomies made me very happy! Here: have some happy, too! 🥰 (It’s totally okay if you say “ruff” playfully at your phone. It’s a totally normal reaction! Totally. 👍 I’m not weird.) 080 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Your brains are always sparkly, just sometimes brains are distracted by their own sparkling. 🤷♀️ 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That is so rude! Go and tell them that your house is not the bathroom house! It’s obviously that other house… you know the one… with those neighbors you hate? That’s the bathroom house. 020 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yup. I’m angrier at the people who are just letting this all happen than I am at the people actually doing it. You can’t tell me that there’s nothing you can do. Cowards. 010 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ooh, but look at this logic: Older people were actually able to retire and have houses and grow their… uh… hoardings? Like dragons! Old people are just evil dragons! 🐉 It all makes sense now. (For people who don’t know me, I’m being facetious. Because this is ridiculous.) 020 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think that woman there is actually POSING. Like… none of this is about what you look like, you ridiculous person. I think we’ve seen that no one is going to actually stop him. Or try. Or even do their jobs properly. So. 🤬🤦♀️ 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh my god, BOOMER DADS. 🤦♀️ I hope yours is healthy! 🫂 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was thinking negative things, because I have Imlay Issues… but he’s got a dog. That looks a lot like my dog. And, now, I love that dog (who is obviously still alive and doing well, obviously) and I wanna know more about the dog! 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🙄 Maybe you could find an easy-to-read pamphlet on feminism for beginners? 120 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It WAS a thing! I didn’t make it up! I listened to it for those eight years and I was so sad when it disappeared. I had a difficult time in school and listening to the most beautiful music on Sunday nights was like being on another planet for four hours. A very lovely planet. 💚 120 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There’s a second one?! I thought there was only Lulu… which was EXACTLY what she wanted me to think! Cats. 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m amazed people are actually watching it! My mind: 🤯 120 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I wish I had the know-how or the patience to learn how to edit a picture. There would be a crowd of tiny us-es (what’s the plural of “us”? What do you mean there doesn’t need to be one?) in that trash can. 330 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026may be an idiot, but you’re not stupid, and there wasn’t even the promise of candy. And, like… what IS time, really? 🤔 Blah blah, partial differential equations, blah blah … 120 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026now you’re in your 40s and trying to figure this airport out, but this airport doesn’t want you to figure it out (also: construction 🙄), and you’re texting with your one available hand and trying not to drop your phone so you’re a little distracted, but you’re still not falling for it because you 100 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and humidity, not having slept for days and possibly a little confused, are you accosted by some guy who claims that the friends you’re meeting up with are over here in his car, and you can’t even make fun of him to his face? Because you were warned about people like that when you were a child, but 100 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026dad, who you have a complicated relationship with, have open heart surgery two days before you left? Is it hot and/or humid when you arrive on Monday? Did you arrive at a certain airport (you know who you are 👀) where there is no seating after baggage claim? Then, while you are standing in the heat 100 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hungry and it was lunchtime and you had almost two hours to kill and so you said “Sure, stranger from earlier, let’s have lunch” 🤷♀️ and you ended up hearing all about Jesus and how if you don’t let him into your heart, you’ll be Left Behind *scary music*, but you didn’t have to pay for it? Did your 100 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026an aisle seat person and you lived through an hour and 42 minutes of complete and total hell? Did you accidentally hit an older woman in the face with your purse because you panicked about being too slow, and she forgave you, but you still feel really bad about it? Were you really thirsty and kinda 100 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m going to add: How many time zones are we crossing? Will we cross the international date line into tomorrow on our hypothetical journey? Was anyone at the airport(s) mean? Did someone take your window seat on the plane and pretend to be asleep so that you had to sit on the aisle and you are not 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Totally valid! I think I read somewhere that your body gets a boost of adrenaline in the morning. 🤔 130 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One day. Monday: Resting from the stress of travel. Tuesday: Sleeping in the first half of the day. Second half, I am doing the Being There. Wednesday: First half of Wednesday, I am still Being There. Second half of the day is for packing. And more stress. Thursday: not a day. ✨science!✨ 130 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What?! 😮static.klipy.comWoman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink ReactionAlt: Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction 100 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m glad, because you are so full of love, and I’m sure that if you knew how to prevent her death, she wouldn’t have died. Not a chance. 💚🫂 130 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To this little baby rat, you gave her everything she needed. Your efforts were not wasted. I’m so sorry that she died. It’s terribly sad. Though, without you, she wouldn’t have had any life at all. You did something beautiful 💚🫂 (sending so much love and many, many hugs!) 1110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You were so kind to that tiny animal. All you wanted was for her to be happy and healthy. The fact that she was just that for a couple of days brought you joy! It brought a lot of us joy as well. Thank you for sharing her with us. Nearly her entire life was spent being cared for! 1110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yes! Somewhere in the middle 🤔 … you don’t get cooked by the heat AND you don’t have to deal with snow… but, then, there usually aren’t seasons, so no fall… one day I WILL find the perfect climate! All good stuff, no bad stuff! 120 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks very “stern dad”. Like… I’m sorry I moved the thermostat. I’ll never do it again (yes I will). 140 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The red thing pointing to where Imlay City is: Ew! Ew! I don’t like it! Ew! (I’m from slightly southeast of this, so you understand my strong reaction. It’s perfectly reasonable.) 110 0
Whitney @elegnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No pumpkin patch visits. But you can see them growing when you drive by. Some get HUGE! So that’s fun. You should totally move somewhere where you can be outside all year (or most of the year) to tend to your garden and watch the animals. 110 0