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Weebl (with bits) @mrweebl.bsky.social · 3h
My f a r t s are J U S T I F I E D !
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 4h
Ive no idea what i'll use these for, but i couldn't *not* buy them
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 5h
You pricks <3
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And, you wont believe this, my scissor sharpeners all broke too!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ignore my lawn. The mower battery charger broke
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Best friends
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Found the boys making themselves comfy in the games room :) they are still learning that they are allowed to go wherever they like, so very proud of them for not shitting it and running back to their usual room as soon as i spotted them. However they did get up as soon as i opened the kitchen door..
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Easiest 20 quid you'll ever make
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7 days until chip shop???? (Very excited)
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big fan of the tshirt! Easy purchase :D (would also buy a Gravy tshirt :) )
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Jamie oliver decked a bairn who asked for chips" might be my favourite sentence every written
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saw a prius behind a reichmobile today. Never thought id see a prius next to any other car and think "i like the prius more"
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love it when my colleagues try and be helpful. Had lined up a nice easy, but sorta long job for the day for myself. Then helpful colleague jumps in "oh i can do that, its really nearby to me." Cool now i have no excuse to not do the shitty job i was kicking down the road Thanks mate
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone's soul is trapped in the premier inn art
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gighee's tail is a guitar neck with a cigarette sticking out the end
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He has a horse.... thing called Gighee
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just a reminder that in the final dungeon of FF7 there is an enemy called "Christopher"
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Space enough for a comfy(ish) bed and all!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Waiting in a loading bar for someone to collect my delivery. New car boot is great! Space enough for a picnic in here!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What began as a conflict of the the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machine....." i can still hear that intro clear as day in my mind after all these years
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Elegant older woman in a taupe blazer. Text: The doctor doesn't want you to know about this. The doctor has their own needs, will, and lovers' trysts. The doctor misspells words in hasty emails about marrow and sinew. You mustn't blame the doctor for their miseducation in blood orthodoxy. The doctor knows a great many things, but they don't know about my paste.
WHEN THEY WERE LEARNING ABOUT FORCEPS, I WAS MAKING MY PASTE.
ForeverMyPaste.com.
(ive been making my paste the whole time)
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bloody hell :( feel better soon mate
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Initially i thought surely someone makes a replacement face plate so you can put a generic stereo in. They do, but they cost like 400 quid for some reason (not including the new stereo) So 10 quid aliexpress aux mod, a little soldering, a drill and a butt load of superglue and whaddya know it works!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol car has aux now.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ive had to listen to radio 4 comedy in your absence and no one has said cunt, not even once!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Had a lovely breakthrough with Munchkin. He is still much less sure about everything than Frank, but for the first time, unprompted, he got up and came to me for a fuss :) usually i go to him to show him that having a fuss is nice and I'm nice and everything is nice, but this time he chose it :D
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
After having an iphone a good few months now, i think the only thing i like about it is that it doesnt have google gemini forcing itself upon me. Everything else about this device leaves me wondering wtf is going on? IOS is a mess.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"at least all the looters know how to safely lift a box and plan their movements to ensure they didnt have a slip, trip or fall" they'll say. "At least in the end times, no one will get RSI from incorrect use of DSE. And if they do find a computer they'll know to safely sit down at it"
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As the world burns and society falls, at least middle managers will be able to say they did their part to try and stop it, i suppose...
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
With such questions as "which of the following is a good way to help conserve water? 1) leave the tap running all day 2) wash your car with a hose every day 3) use only the amount of water you need and ensure taps are turned off properly after use"
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At least this mandatory training isn't patronising as fuck
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gave the cats some boiled chicken yesterday. That might have been a mistake. They are OBSESSED.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm relieved to hear continuing good news :) hope you're doing alright mate.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Really enjoying the Final Fantasy Resonance demo. The battle system is excellent. Hope it shows Square that there is very much a desire for turn based RPGs. Now give me pre-rendered backgrounds and walkmeshes next!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today that cats are even more chill. Frank is being very brave coming over to my desk when I'm sat at my chair. He even got picked up for a bit. Munchkin is giving free access to belly rubs and it's not even a trap! He is also lounging like an absolute boss, all spread out and comfy :)
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Frank got a brush
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hot damn i had no idea such a mod existed! Well this is exciting!!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So munchkin (black and white) wouldn't even let me touch him prior to today. After a couple hours here he's showing me his belly and purring away. Frank was super nervous when we arrived but he's already back to his normal fuss loving self :)
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We have cats in our house :D A nervous start, but they're pretty chill now :)
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a little over an hour we are off to go collect the cats :) got a room all set up and ready for them to get comfy in. Just kinda sitting here waiting now
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Surely that's what janeway googled
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been rewatching The Next Generation for the hundredth time I find it hard to put into words just how good that show was, and how much i miss episodic television. Not everything needs to be a 40 hour epic. Sometimes it's nice to just be told a story and for everything to be okay at the end of it.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is good news and I'm so glad to hear it. Thoughts have been with you both
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Entrapment is when you break the law and get caught
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Paul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In Sainsbury's tonight. When Things Get Knocked Over, Spill, Or Fall Out Of Cupboards BEETROOT !!
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh thank goodness, thats good news. You take care mate. We're thinking of you
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Exactly the same problem here
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
27 years old they were and then they got off the bus
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fuck dude, all the love and hope and best wishes and anything i can throw on top of that. May she recover quickly.
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Goggz @electrogog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thats genuinely hilarious. It also makes me wish it was still 1995 and we hadn't released these horrors into the world.... but hilarious nonetheless
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